Derphoof Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Today, we bring to you a new alliance. This alliance cares not for the feelings of others, but only for its own. It seeks to enhance the fun that can be had in this game. Nations may raid unaligned nations. They can find protection and defense under our banner. They don’t have to worry about the politics of the game and the alliance. All are welcome in the Imperium of Pony. Under the leadership of the glorious Princesses, all will know that Friendship is Dominance. The Imperium of Pony is a Protectorate of Mortal Wombat. Charter of the Imperium of Pony We, the very few undersigned nations, agree to establish an alliance in order to defend one another from those who wish destroy the Equestrian way of life while also providing an entertaining home for all. Article I: Admission Any nation who desires to become one with the Imperium must join the Green Team and pledge their allegiance to the Princesses of Equestria. Nations who wish to pledge their allegiance to the Imperium of Pony must not be a member of any other alliance. Article II: Structure of the Imperium A. The Princesses of Equestria The Princesses are the ultimate authority and Sovereigns of the Imperium. There shall be no more than two Princesses at a time. Their word is law, as they have sole authority over all matters of the alliance. Yet, they may choose to give powers to other members. The Princesses serve for life. Should a princess choose to resign, they will appoint a replacement. The Princesses hold veto power over all votes brought forward by the Cult of Equestria. Princesses may appoint Royal Advisors at any time and establish departments and positions as they see fit. They serve at the discretion of the Princesses and may be removed at any time, without notice. B. The Cult of Equestria Each nation who joins the Imperium will hold a place in the Cult of Equestria. The cult acts as the main body of the alliance. These members must be loyal to the Princesses and show the utmost devotion to their glory. They must be willing to lay down everything for the Imperium and in the defense of her glory. Any member may bring forward a referendum to the Cult. A nation gets one vote in such a case to voice their approval/disapproval. Referendums may be presented to the Princesses as a show of the opinion of the Cult. They may also be asked to vote on issues by the Princesses. Article III: Expulsion from the Imperium A. Any member nation can present a motion to expel a nation from the Imperium. In order for the motion to pass, the nations must approve by a 75%+1 vote lasting no less than 24 hours. A Princess cannot be expelled from the Imperium and the Princesses may choose to pardon any member as well as expel any member without a vote. Article IV: Amendments to the Charter A. Amendments may be proposed by the Cult of Equestria, but must be approved by the Princesses. If approved, it can be put forth for a vote. Such a vote must be passed by a 75%+1 vote for it to be approved. The Princesses may also amend the Charter without any vote by the Cult. Signed, Princess Derphoof, Lord of Muffins, The Derpitus Maximus Princess Chuck Norris, The Walker Texas Princess The Doge, Senior Royal Advisor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 With the existence of United Equestria, I question this, but I wish you guys all the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killjoy123 Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 With the existence of United Equestria, I question this, but I wish you guys all the best. I thought they disbanded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 I thought they disbanded Nope, while their forums seem to have vanished, they still hold some sort of presence within our world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 This is the third fucking pony alliance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 This is the third !@#$@#$ pony alliance. I don't get it either. The only thing that would be worse is a Communist pony alliance. <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soultaker Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 ........this again?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Craig Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 (edited) Interesting. Edited June 20, 2014 by Comrade Craig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimaera Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 Oh, good, more micros for the meat grinder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howlin mad Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 These Ponies are friends of Mortal Wombat and are now under our protection. Thank you please! Good luck to our chums in the Imperium of Pony o7 Howlin Mad, God of Outworld. Empress Kiley, Goddess of Chaos Realm. Hellhound, God of Earth Realm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 A meatgrinder? Where? I don't like ponies but MW is ok, so 'grats you both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strelock Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 Don't particularly like the whole pony thing going on but good luck chuck norris I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldConqueror Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 Wasn't that flag literally HoT's avy while he was running UE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarkin Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 If I were you, I'd do my best to poach OPERATOR, because he is/was the only redeeming thing about the last pony alliance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 Imperium of Pony? Derphoof?This micro is garbage and MW is even worse for allowing this to happen. Quality over quantity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcrews Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 It takes a real man to admit he likes colorful ponies. Good luck on your alliance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 make it stop :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Maximus Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 Imperium of Pony? Derphoof? This micro is garbage and MW is even worse for allowing this to happen. Quality over quantity. You took the words right out of my mouth, join MI6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles the Tyrant Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 I don't get it either. The only thing that would be worse is a Communist pony alliance. <_< Ooooooh..now that's an idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister black Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 Ponys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 I think one of the most interesting and fun aspects to creating a new AA is coming up with the theme.... so seriously.... who the hell stumbled into the dark depths of pony-ville for the 19th time to drag this back to the DoE pages? Out of genuine interest what was the 2nd most popular theme idea the founders had? I'm interested to know what idea this beat to come in on top? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Harkonnen Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 I don't get it either. The only thing that would be worse is a Communist pony alliance. <_< Ponies are considered eleme ts of the bourgeoisie, and are shot onsite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilroy Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 This both confuses and amuses me. Good luck out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Nukem Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 Don't feed the parasprites, guys.As a stalwart brony of this community, let me know if anyone gives you any troubles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empress Kiley Posted June 20, 2014 Report Share Posted June 20, 2014 Bronies...gotta love 'em, right? Am I right, fellas? Oh Chuck...we will miss you but we're glad you have found a place for you to let your fabulousness shine! So go be the best princess you can be and don't let the neigh sayers ride you too hard. (heh) Good luck guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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