Mogar Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 As most of you know by now, I was banned for the Sins of the Cyberverse, I spent much time in the other realm, until I was needed upon Planet Bob once more, when my father saw that the world did not atone for their sins, indeed, they had forgotten my sacrifice. I was reborn anew, and given new life to spread the holy word. I have neglected my duties as the one true Son of Admin, and I will atone for my transgressions today. As Mogus Christ, Son of Admin and Prophet of Adminism, I make this proclamation. I requite Twelve Disciples to be chosen to become the first Congress of Cardinals of the Church of Admin. The Twelve Cardinals will vote amongst themselves to elect the first pope of the Holy Church of Admin. This is my message, heed my word Planet Bob, or perish under the holy admin bombs. The holy commandments are as follows: 1) Thou shall have no gods before Admin. 2) Thou shall not make Admin into an Idol. 3) Thou shall not take the name of the lord thy Admin in vain. 4) Thou shall remember the 7th Day, and save it for rearming your nation. 5) Thou shall honor thy Alliance Leaders 6) Thou shall not destroy another nation.(OOC:Delete) 7) Thou shall not cheat the systems that are in place for all. 8) Thou shall not bear false witness to thy trade partners 9) Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's nation 10) Thou shall go forth and spread war whenever possible, it is through the sacrifice of our citizens that we appease Admin. More announcements shall be forthcoming from the Church of Admin once we have elected a pope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killjoy123 Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Admin be with all of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 MI6 Endorses this religion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 (edited) Proverbs 3:5 “With all your heart you must trust the Mogus and not your own judgment.” It is a great and beautiful day, my friends. We shall journey together in this land a constant march. Though we have not yet elected our pope, they shall rise again, just as Mogus rose after being banned for our sins. That is all. Amen. Edited June 2, 2014 by IYIyTh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opaque Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 My vote is cast for Pope Myth I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 I thank ye, oh Spock of Opaque. I am a performer of many miracles. I shall document these at the proper time for all who shall meet at our holy place so that we may bask in the doings of our lord, Mogus Christ. May the Church of Admin prosper, and may Admin save the queen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x Tela x Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Praise be to Mogus Christ. In Admin's name, amen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 (edited) All hail Satan. Yes, hail Satan!Hail admin, our one true admin, and his exhaled staff my personal heroes. Edited June 2, 2014 by socrates I was lost and now I have been found. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted June 2, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 The Church of Admin welcomes all to our holiest of churches, don't make us start crusades Hereno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crownguard Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 (edited) The Church of Admin welcomes all to our holiest of churches, don't make us start crusades Hereno. If Mushqaeda was still around, this could have gotten rather interesting...Hail admin, our one true admin, and his exhaled staff my personal heroes. Edited June 2, 2014 by socrates I was lost and now I have been found. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimaera Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 I also nominate IYIyth for Pope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facade Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 In Admin's name we pray, amen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeology Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 MCXA supports this. Praise be admin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 (edited) I too have seen the miracles of admin brought upon my body. I was possessed by one of the evilest spirits in all of the lands, and he brought me back. Even when the believers and non believers shunned me. Praise be unto him, and his almighty son. I would like to include one of my favorite scriptures: Harriet Tubman 34:12 "You musteth not fear, for thou fear will be destroyed in the eyesth of the adminith." [OOC] that was mean stealing my "son of admin" thing. :( U r not my brother, but I'll let you have it. [/OOC] Edited June 2, 2014 by Rotavele Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 (edited) All hail the church of Satan! [S]Hail admin, our one true admin, and his exhaled staff my personal heroes.[/s] Admin is a myth parents tell their children to make them behave. Their is only one admin and that is cold hard tech! Edited June 5, 2014 by Xanth I was lost and now I am found. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGulager Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Admin be with all of you And with you. Amen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gopherbashi Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 (edited) ALL HAIL TGE Hail admin, our one true admin, and his exhaled staff my personal heroes. Edited June 4, 2014 by Gopherbashi I was lost and now I have been found. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artigo Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 (edited) Not enough Ariana gifs not sure if I can support thisHail admin, our one true admin, and his exhaled staff my personal heroes. Edited June 3, 2014 by socrates I was lost and now I am found. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted June 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Soon, you will all see the glory that is Admin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoppistan Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 I saw the sever up-date and followed it to this humble forum, the birthplace of a babe of destiny. I bring offerings of Spices, Gold, and, er, Wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kiloist Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 In times of peace may we praise Admin, and in times of war may he watch over us as we sacrifice our pixels to him, only for him. May Admin be with us all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Spanier Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 (edited) All else are heresy in the face of the Church of Brehon.Let the his words of truthiness guide all away from heathenry.Hail admin, our one true admin, and his exhaled staff my personal heroes. Edited June 3, 2014 by socrates I was lost and now I have been found. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted June 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Brehon, while perhaps a prophet of our Lord and Savior admin, was not a God as seen by his departure from our world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayan Thomas Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 (edited) . Edited June 19, 2019 by Rayan Thomas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngelCruzdelaSant Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 (edited) I have beheld the glory of Admin. Twice I have been led astray. Terrible demons by the name of Work and School have promised me many things, and so I have forsaken Admin. But I have repented, and indeed I still do repent. Hail Admin, for he has shewn mercy upon us Edited June 3, 2014 by AngelCruzdelaSant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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