ShadowDragon Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 (edited) It turns out that an eerie type of chaos can lurk just behind a facade of order - and yet, deep inside the chaos lurks an even eerier type of order. Greetings friends, heretics, and non-believers,The Holy Alliance of the Cactuar, more commonly referred to as the Holy Realm of the Llama or even the Random Insanity Alliance, recently completed another fun election cycle. We call them elections but they tend to consist of drawing names out of a hat or some other such silliness. Somehow the insane party once again overcame the random party and decided to re-elect Shadow, By the Grace of Cactuar, His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Eternal Triumvir of Random Insanity and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc.This re-elections marks Shadow's 13th term as Triumvir, first taking office back in August 2008, a fact which scares him sometimes...Triumvir: ShadowHis re-election maintains the current Triumvirate XI of Shadow, im317, and Hyperonic. We also had the election for the 62nd Cabinet of the RIA:First, for our Head of Economics, the fine people of the RIA have decided to choose the Iron Bank of Braavos. We look forward to their work and they have appointed Ogaden as their representative. Ogaden got the position after running with the promise of "I will continue to annoy and message you should you choose to re-elect me as your HoE, in my eternal and unyielding quest to stuff as much tech into every available orifice I can get my hands into, and some that I can't." This message seems to have been strangely well received by the membership of the RIA.Head of Economics: Iron Bank of Braavos, represented by OgadenFor Head of Foreign Affairs the members of the RIA decided to stick with Biff Webster for another term. Despite once being in service to a heretical cult, he has once again accepted His Holiness Cactuar into heart and has now serves as one of his vanguards. We wish him luck in working with our friends and the approachment and conversion of heretics.Head of Foreign Affairs: Biff WebsterFor Head of Internal Affairs, we see Croix was once again re-elected and thus will be maintaining his iron grip over the alliance while holding power as the sole remaining representative of the CDS faction in RIA governmentHead of Internal Affairs: CroixFor Head of Military Operations, we see biofantic's return to the position after quickly re-asserting himself after his recent return from the purgatory of inactivity mode as he replaces GrilledSlug who has since shifted to Head of Recruitment replacing hackherhog. The true winner was (the real, not imposter) Tywin Lannister who chose biofantic as his representative due to his busyness managing another realm.Head of Military Operations: Tywin Lannister, represented by biofanticHead of Recruitment: GrilledSlugFor Captain Planet, in a surprise upset against Meatkin Pie, we see ReyTheGreat somehow take the position, becoming the 43rd Captain Planet replacing Leo.Captain Planet: ReyTheGreat In other news, here is a lovely stat update for our fair alliance. Some milestones we've hit in the last few months include reaching 50,000k avg NS, passing 13.61 score, passing 3,450,123 NS, and passing 301,000 tech. We also maintain a lovely cruise missiles collection of 339, all created as offers to the great Cactimus Prime. tl;dr;[spoiler]Surprise Cactuar Pirate Attack![/spoiler] Edited June 1, 2014 by ShadowDragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabonnobar Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 Congrats on 301k tech! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 I'll do my best to save the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilrow Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 Congratulations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killjoy123 Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 o/RIAAlways love me some RIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 Glad to see this congrats RIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabonnobar Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 I'll do my best to save the world. I for one have full faith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 I'll do my best to save the world. make it rainforest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 Minecraft Cactuar ... just cause...o/ RIA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 (edited) I thank biofantic for representing me Edited June 2, 2014 by Tywin Lannister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killjoy123 Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Minecraft Cactuar ... just cause...o/ RIA! Get your FPS up! Jeez it hurts just to think about it. Still solid work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im317 Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 i should probably say something interesting/inspirational/cool now but i just cant think of something. so i leave you with a picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biofantic Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 I thank biofantic for representing me I consider it an honor, as I know that a Lannister always pays his debts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 I for one have full faith.Good to know :D make it rainforestBut of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin One Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 What's this RIA and how do I sign up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Lord Moth Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Guh, what, who Why have I been summoned?! @.@ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crownguard Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 I look forward to Rey The Great taking pollution down to zero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeology Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 another great RIA post. o/RIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williambonney Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 More madness I say, more! o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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