Neo Uruk Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 Six million dollars and 4000 soldiers shall be paid to the man who hits Knights111 (~2700 NS). He has personally affronted me and he shall not go unpunished.If nobody accepts the bounty, let this be known that he is on my Tap List and will be persecuted once he reaches an acceptable NS. Try not to accept him so I don't have to poop on someone's doorstep to get him.Signed,Rey the Great, Roman Reygns, Best FA in the Game, God of CN, Official Groupie for the Booty, Cootie Collector and Hoochie Deflector, Old Dirty Disciple, Kiero Small the Bowling Ball, Richard Splinter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knights111 Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 Dude, relax. I did not say anything offensive to you, did i? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 If I was only small enough :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted May 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 Dude, relax. I did not say anything offensive to you, did i?You attempted to coup me from my own religion and called me an idiot. You will pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nooob Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014  The Women's Action Group declares a state of war with Knights111  Signed who cares   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 Heh, looks like things got interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 Rey.. Who hasn't called you an idiot tbf ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williambonney Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 And there you have it folks, an all new low for cn! Step right up and get your tickets quickly, for the next freakshow will commence shortly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted May 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 Rey.. Who hasn't called you an idiot tbf ?Yeah, but I don't like this one and his skull is too thick for me to even make him mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted May 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 Oh boy, it's Christmas.Rotavele, you're fucking out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 (edited) Dude, relax. I did not say anything offensive to you, did i?  The GGA  vowed to protect you and we will.  The offer was accepted and Knights111 has been sent GGAid to defend himself.  The aid was sent. DoomSquad has sent aid to a nation attacking a GGA protectorate. Due to GGA not being large enough to strike the fear of DS losing their pixels, they humbly responded to the GGA request to cancel the aid with:  [02:40] <ReytheGreat> shut the $%&@ up   The accused, ReyTheGreat, was given a trial by the GGA high court magistrate, Rotavele, and he refused to pay when he was found guilty. As indicated below:   [02:44] <Rotavele> don't comply with gga orders, this is ur 2nd warning [02:44] <ReytheGreat> no [02:45] <Rotavele> the gga wishes at this time for your warchest, estimated at ~Total Money: $29,539,424 to be improved b4 rudely rejecting the gga [02:46] <ReytheGreat> i literally could not care less [02:46] <ReytheGreat> i just bought a wonder and !@#$ on a short collection [02:47] <ReytheGreat> as well as sending out half my warchest (that i blew on infra before) for tech [02:47] <ReytheGreat> so it'll get bigger [02:48] <Rotavele> the court of the gga hereby has on record that your last bill payment was at 1:13:49 AM on the day of may the 13th on the year of 2014. is this correct information [02:49] <ReytheGreat> you're not exactly bright are you [02:49] <ReytheGreat> i know you care as little about your nation as me but lol @ the thought of letting me know (not that i couldn't guess) and getting your alliance into a mess [02:50] <Rotavele> r u inquiring that the court does not have the correct information Mr. Shermand? [02:50] <Rotavele> answer the question don't [02:50] <ReytheGreat> please respond [02:50] <ReytheGreat> hello [02:50] <ReytheGreat> hi [02:50] <ReytheGreat> please respod [02:51] <ReytheGreat> hey [02:51] <ReytheGreat> LISTEN [02:51] <Rotavele> yes the court is listening sir [02:51] <Rotavele> don't inquire your wear abouts on the day of may 13 at 1:13 o clock am hours, Central Standard Time [02:51] <ReytheGreat> 1:13 o clock am hours [02:52] <ReytheGreat> can you be more illiterate [02:52] <Rotavele> the court hereby finds u guilty [02:52] <ReytheGreat> oopos [02:53] <Rotavele> judgement for the plaintiff, knights111 in the amount of 6 million cn dollars and 4000 soldiers. [02:53] <ReytheGreat> can't pay [02:53] <ReytheGreat> too broke [02:53] <Rotavele> don't switch your aa to "GGA Jail" then [02:53] <ReytheGreat> nope [02:53] <Rotavele> r u resisting arrest [02:54] <ReytheGreat> if that's what you want to call not playing dress up with you [02:54] <Rotavele> u have 5 mins to switch ur aa to GGA jail or pay your court dues [02:55] <Rotavele> u r aiding a nation at war with a gga protektorate  The Defendant, Reyman Sherman resisted arrest and has acknowledged a state of war with the GGA.  Due to GGA legislature Article 81, Section XVI, Article 2: "When a nation raids a GGA protektorate, the accused is tried, if found guilty, they shall pay the sum to the nation offended. In the case of this nation refusing to pay, they shall be arrested on the gga jail aa. If defendant resists arrests, their nation as well as two virgins of their alliance must be sacrificed."  This is why in retaliation, war has been acknowledged by GGA on DoomSquid. Due to the attacked nations not having a SDI or a MP, they will endure nuclear weaponry at a rate of 1 per 2 days. Shall they too resist sacrifice to the emperor, they will endure nuclear hellfire day by day until surrendering.   ty, Rotavele    P.S. these were the spy reports acquired by GGA Intelligence Master, Rotavele:  Reyman Sherman [spoiler] You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of neo uruk. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 5/13/2014 1:15:25 AM Last Bill Payment: 5/13/2014 1:13:49 AM Desired Religion: Hinduism Desired Government: Transitional Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 150 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: 5/13/2014 Total Money: $29,539,424 Technology: 400.19 Levels Last Bill Payment: 5/13/2014 1:13:49 AM Trade Partners: Artic Cheese World, Darkon, GremlinsLand, Fredrikstan Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 201, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 563, Intelligence XP: 45 Assigned Generals: None Total Aircraft: 0 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.[/spoiler]  king isaac (First virgin to be sacrificed to the hoyl emperor)  [spoiler]You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Republic of Finland. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 5/13/2014 12:05:54 AM Last Bill Payment: 5/13/2014 12:03:09 AM Desired Religion: Confucianism Desired Government: Dictatorship Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 5 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: 4/26/2014 Total Money: $53,236,054 Technology: 131.21 Levels Last Bill Payment: 5/13/2014 12:03:09 AM Trade Partners: Evonian, JARVIS, Nordennavic, Alazia, France Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 151, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 607, Intelligence XP: 60 Assigned Generals: None Total Aircraft: 60 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 171 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 12 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.[/spoiler]  vorinandy (Second virgin to be sacrificed to the holy emperor)  [spoiler] You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Actoria. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 5/6/2014 8:39:41 AM Last Bill Payment: 5/6/2014 8:39:57 AM Desired Religion: Judaism Desired Government: Federal Government Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 0 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: 12/17/2013 Total Money: $117,085,630 Technology: 210.69 Levels Last Bill Payment: 5/6/2014 8:39:57 AM Trade Partners: Redneckdom, The United Canadia, DabsOnDeck, JaccobsNation Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 68, Navy XP: 65, Air Force XP: 70, Intelligence XP: 65 Assigned Generals: None Total Aircraft: 54 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 234 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 90 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.[/spoiler]   As these nations are allied and good friends with DT, I am sure I will have many non-nuclear nations surrendering to me again. I will welcome white peace, as long as the accused virgins acknowledge their mistakes and apologize to Knights111, The GGA, and The Emperor, Rotavele.  Thank you again, Rotavele. Edited May 13, 2014 by Rotavele Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted May 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 It's like people target me after I buy infra and shit. I don't have TIME for WARCHESTS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 It's like people target me after I buy infra and !@#$. I don't have TIME for WARCHESTS.  Then you should not be sending aid to harass other players  Sincerely, Court of the GGA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted May 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 Then you should not be sending aid to harass other players Sincerely,Court of the GGAI don't think you know what you say you know~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nooob Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 For a moment I thought that Rotavele was in an actual alliance hahaha  Roll rotavele Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted May 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 For a moment I thought that Rotavele was in an actual alliance hahaha Roll rotaveleWell, he was in Echelon. I think I should get a medal from them or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katy Perry Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 How many nation strengths are you going to lose this time Rey lmao Let me know if you need help from the bank of AntiFa brah :E Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 For a moment I thought that Rotavele was in an actual alliance hahaha  Roll rotavele If I remained In echelon it would have been funny to watch you shit your pants while declaring on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knights111 Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 If I remained In echelon it would have been funny to watch you !@#$ your pants while declaring on you. Wow, you all just got pwned by the one and only... ROTAVELE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 (edited) Wow, you all just got pwned by the one and only... ROTAVELE! The first DS member has surrendered (surprise!- not rly) the second member has already tried to surrender (the one who attacked me) however he blew the stagger (lmfao) and will not receive peace conventionally, rather a cease fire to save his pixels. Edited May 13, 2014 by Rotavele Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted May 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 If I remained In echelon it would have been funny to watch you !@#$ your pants while declaring on you.  Wow, you all just got pwned by the one and only... ROTAVELE!These are posts that happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 I would declare on you Rota, due to the public enemy accords, but unfortunately you are out of range. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 (edited) These are posts that happened.That would be evident by the fact that they are on this thread. I would declare on you Rota, due to the public enemy accords, but unfortunately you are out of range. The stagger has been blown. IYIyth didn't blow it this time. Edited May 13, 2014 by Rotavele Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted May 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 We're working on creating a Stagger Machine. It'll force people to look before they jump off cliffs, too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 Duderonomy of NG has been substituted as virgin #2 to be sacrificed and take the blood oath to the GGA since DS started surrendering en masse. Dude roomy has been whining to me ever since NG chose to finance my war efforts against them, and it must be stopped! For GGA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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