Generalissimo Posted October 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 (edited) Submarines have been hauling cargo for a long time. Right now the Union of Arctica’s freight submarines are moving goods under oceans. Submarine Cargo Vessels aren’t a new concept yet there isn’t mass-production of these craft. Nearly all Submarine Cargo Vessels afloat seem to be custom orders individually crafted. This ends with the first (modern) standardized Submarine Cargo Vessel; the Typhoon Transport. Typhoon Transport is Procintia Armament’s re-release of the old Soviet prototype cargo modification of Typhoon ballistic missile submarines.Typhoon Transport (general statistics)Surface Speed 25 mphSubmerged Speed 29 mphUndersea Endurance 112 daysTested Depth 1,012 ftCargo Capacity 15,000 tons Typhoon Transport Sail cargo safely under the waves concealed from a dangerous surface with Procintia Armament’s Typhoon Transport! Procintia Armament is committed to maximum diversification; particularly when it comes to horizontal integration. In economies of scale could their be anything better than controlling your own supply chain top-to-bottom? We just adore using the near monopolistic practice of horizontal integration so much as legally possible. Using our innovative Typhoon Transport we're initiating an innovative new service. Procintia Armament proudly announces Typhoon Delivery! Typhoon Delivery is a discrete undersea shipping and transport service. We bring 15,000 tons of material in Typhoon Transports between ports of your choice. Just $500,000 plus costs of goods you need to acquire! Two of those dual submarine prototypes used in Typhoon Transport testing will be ready near immediately. Make an order today! Edited October 18, 2014 by Generalissimo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 with the world at war, and sea lanes threatened, East Asia would make an order for 30 of the Typhoon Transports, with payments made in whatever form of goods, metals or currency required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalissimo Posted October 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 (edited) with the world at war, and sea lanes threatened, East Asia would make an order for 30 of the Typhoon Transports, with payments made in whatever form of goods, metals or currency required. $1,500,000,000 for single Typhoon Transport hull in cargo configuration but East Asian Imperium is a nation at war. We can't in good conscious do such blatant wartime profiteering . . . . . without MAXIMIZING OUR BLOOD MONEY. $3,500,000 "war surcharge" per item for anyone buying a merchant submarine in times of war. Thus rising today's price to $5,000,000 per Typhoon Transport. $150,000,000 million for 30 Typhoon Transports. Payment in whatever form of goods, metals or currency required? How about silver. Silver by itself really isn't enough to justify this. 150,000,000 in silver coinage. To sweeten the deal make it commemorative. Something done tastefully and elaborately from the coin mints. Edited October 18, 2014 by Generalissimo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 (edited) Druk Yul places order for 2 Procinctan Combat Sedans. Must come with nitro injectors! Edited October 19, 2014 by Maelstrom Vortex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalissimo Posted October 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 (edited) Druk Yul places order for 2 Procinctan Combat Sedans. A mere 2 Procinctia Sedan Combat Technicals? $560 each for something not actually on current Procinctia Armament's current roaster/catalog? You realize supplies were limited & we don't have any on hand currently? It's going to end up a bothersome for minimal profits. Sure, why not! Procinctia Armament is now selling Procinctia Sedan Combat Technical to foreign markets The Procinctia Sedan Combat Technical is available for foreign export for $560. Built with Procinctia’s highly developed Schizo Tech from Bering Wars era leftovers scavenged from multiple wastelands, this sedan combat technical was designed specifically for post apocalyptic warfare and has been tested in the unforgiving rigors of the Saint Paul City Wasteland.Procinctia Sedan Combat Technical SpecificationsCrew: Two, with capacity for two additionalSpeed: 11-13 mph armed, 33-37 mph disarmedArmor: Wielded pieces of scrap metalArmament: 50-mm anti-tank gunAdvantages: cheapest infantry vehicle on the market, reliable performance, requires little service, thoroughly expendableDisadvantages: negligible Armor, poor gas mileage, relatively slow, aiming requires pointing the entire car at a targetAdditional Unintended Utility: Procinctia Sedan Combat Technical is the cheapest motorized vehicle, civilian or otherwise, on the market today, making it a cheaper alternative to more conventional personal automobiles Procinctia Sedan Combat Technical is also significantly less expensive than most country’s mobile targets, making it an excellent platform for military mobile gunnery training Procinctia Sedan Combat Technical, now available for export Supplies are limited, order today! For just $1,120 Druk Yul is receiving twin Procinctia Sedan Combat Technicals! Least expensive functional motorized infantry vehicle on the market ever. Must come with nitro injectors! Nitro injectors will be rising top speed from 11-13 mph to 14-16 mph for duration of ten seconds. Truly a need for speed! Edited October 19, 2014 by Generalissimo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 The Sedans have been placed on minefield patrols! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalissimo Posted October 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 (edited) The Sedans have been placed on minefield patrols! Additional proof in battlefield viability of Sedan Technicals in the modern battlefield. People dared to call Generalissimo's design crazy! People dared to call Generalissimo a crazy borderline hobo! They failed to understand genius of his innovation. Edited October 19, 2014 by Generalissimo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalissimo Posted October 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 (edited) Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara believed the Lockheed YF-12 interceptor too expensive for practical deployment. That's utterly nonsensical because world's fastest interceptor (of that era) ought always be useful. Procintia Armament believes that McNamara was ultimately wrong on a great many things. We're going to begin mass production of the Procintia Armament YF-12 to prove a point; everyone has a need for speed. Procintia Armament YF -12 Weapons Loadout Three internal AIM-47 Falcons or Three internal AIM-54 Phoenix or Three internal AIM-120 AMRAAM or Three internal Rafael Python 4 or Three internal Rafael Python 5 Procintia Armament YF-12 Miscellaneous Statistics Ceiling: 90,000 feet Speed: Mach 3.35 Range: 3,000 miles Crew: 2 Now available for $15,000,000 Procintia Armament is building ninty YF -12 fighters for a possible unnamed buyer. Starting up mass production just in case! (Be sure to place an order today) Edited October 19, 2014 by Generalissimo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalissimo Posted October 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 (edited) Standing with his hands held behind his back CEO Jack Livingston of the Hyperion Corporation looked out the window of his high rise office at the city below. He watched the citizens walking back and forth along the streets and smiled as he imagined squashing them like ants beneath his boots. He chuckled as he let the thought wander away as he heard the door to his office open and he spun around slowly to see Serena his secretary walking towards his desk. He smiled broadly to her as the young attractive woman crossed the short space, though still relatively young himself being only thirty years old being the CEO of a big business always did wonders to attract the younger and older women. "Serena my dear welcome, I hope you bring good news for me?" asked Jack softly though anyone and everyone who knew the man's personality knew all about the hidden threat it carried. Serena smiled in return and handed over a stack of papers, which Jack promptly looked over and dropped onto his desk to read in detail later. "The launch is ready sir" she said simply and couldn't help but grin as Jack literally jumped in the air and fist pumped. "Wooohooooooo!!!" shouted Jack in joy before remembering he had company and swiftly returned to his strict and professional look and stance. "Ah excellent, you may return to your duties" he instructed and watched Serena's tight little posterior sashay its way out of his office before running over to a nearby terminal and connecting it to another one some distance away at a Hyperion owned launch site. A slightly over weight and balding man dressed in a Hyperion worker's uniform answered and quickly straightened as he saw his boss was on the line. "Oh...uh...good afternoon sir... how can..." began the man before Jack interrupted him. "Is it really ready?" he asked quickly, "yes sir the rockets are prepared, the station parts are connected to the rockets and our autonomous robots are loaded and ready to begin assembly as soon as they are in position" replied the worker. "Then launch. NOW!!!" shouted Jack before he cut the channel and ran back to the window. A few seconds after he did so he spied four massive rockets lifting into the sky on trails of flame with some massive pieces of metal attached to them though it was hard to see what they were from his office. Other nations would easily see the rockets lifting off on their radars and from other means if they had them available, they would see the rockets launch straight up and then start to corkscrew a little almost colliding together as they did. In his office Jack threw an absolute crazy fit of worry and anger when he though they would collide but calmed down when they stabilized and again rose swiftly upwards. Though he would need to order some new plants and pots for them. The rockets would leave the planet and head for the moon disengaging boosters and other parts as need be. As Jack had discovered from extensive research and contained testing time suddenly began to move differently as if it was reacting to his own personal wishes and demands. Instead of having to wait some lengthy amount of real time for the rockets to arrive at their destination time seemed to fly by and soon enough the rockets arrived and disengaged their payload of metal structure parts and robots before flying off towards Venus to eventually collide with the planet. Because seriously screw that place. In space near to the moon the robots turned themselves on just as planned and using tiny little boosters swarmed over to and onto the metal structure parts and working together began to move the pieces into place where they could connect together as they had been built just to do so. Course not all worked as it should have sixteen bots failed to activate, ten self destructed and one flew off into space to become a fairly successful space pirate. Still enough worked for the project to continue and soon enough a giant space station was connected, positioned and with a flick of a simple button on the outside, which immediately broke afterwords, activated. *Sigh* typical, stupid button. Hate you button grrr. Jack seeing his work completed and running began to jump and dance fully of happy thoughts, he was so happy he had the bunnies released from the R and D section. Shame they were ten foot tall now, oh and on fire. Watching the citizens begin to run away from the giant burning bunnies Jack laughed like a mad man and wrote a note to get a recording from security of the release. In space the new space station floated peacefully while the robots looked at one another, tried to work out their next tasks, failed to find any new tasks, shrugged and began to dance. *Public* "Procintia Armament is committed to fair business practice and welcomes Hyperion Corporation into our the international marketplace." *Classified to Executive Level* "Draw out a contingency plan to have all of them drawn to destruction. Create fourteen hundred private think-tanks and create a warehouse of papers on this. Hire fourteen thousand economists for modeling all Hyperion business. Bribe fourteen more random locals for eyes at our back. Have fourteen top noir-esque private investigators on call. Employ fourteen dozens additional mercenary squads. Retain one thousand plus fourteen more lawyers and prepare to defend against maximum litigation. Gentlemen, starting tonight we're on war footing, just in case." 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Captain Enema Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 The Badlands Marco, the current leader of the hopefully soon to be notorious Unreliables, was puttering away on his laptop. It had been a long afternoon of beer, beer, anime, and browsing online gun company websites. The need for transport had not escaped his notice, the Unreliables were down to three motorcycles and a beat up chevy pick up truck. You really couldn't be taken serious as an Aspiring Mercenary group with three scoots and a crappy truck. The problem he faced, money. A brand new HUMVEE costs 50k. A brand new Silverado Tactical Assault Vehicle costs 75k. His total vehicle budget was a paltry 25k. When he happened across the Procinctia Arms Page he nearly puked with dismay and then crapped his pants with joy. This might also had been inspired by eating a bunch of bad meat the night before or it could have been the prices for such lousy offerings. With a huge amount of trepidation, he placed an order. 5 Procintia War Wagons with good rubber front tires and radios. Working engines were a must and properly functioning weapons a definite necessary requirement. The heavy weapon shown in the brochure were swapped out in favor of a passenger side fired 7.62 x 51 GPMG and a top mounted weapon manned by a gunner in the backseat. Other than that, all the rusty glory of the Proncintian War Wagon would be left as shown in the virus distributing website. Until they arrived, it would be Up to Marco to inform his 2iC Pollo that they would be getting new vehicles and find a free virus removal program for his laptop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalissimo Posted October 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) The Badlands Until recent purchase by Druk Yul nobody had seriously purchased a Procinctia Sedan Combat Technical for service on the battlefield. In drunken browsing arms company websites Marco had become first customer of Procinctia Armament’s flagship launch product asking for a frontline variant. Rolling in recent money from recent submarine retailing the company is capable of affording several vanity projects. Despite a multitude of nonstandard additions the overall price would be $560 a technical. $2800 purchase overall Procinctia Sedan Combat Technical, Unreliables Custom Variant, Specifications Crew: Three, with capacity for one additional Speed: 48 mphArmor: Wielded pieces of scrap metal Passenger-side Armament: Passenger-side Zakłady Mechaniczne UKM-2000 (7.62x51 mm NATO general-purpose machine gun) Top Mounted Weapon: GAU-17/A minigun, M47 Dragon AT Missile, FIM-92 Stinger AA missile, Gyrostorm, or M240 Machine Gun Advantages: cheapest infantry vehicle on the market, reliable performance, requires little service, thoroughly expendable Disadvantages: negligible Armor, average gas mileage, moderately slowNonstandard Features: AM radio, Rubber Front Wheels, CB radio, Air Conditioning, Satellite Phone, GPS Mapping Procinctia Sedan Combat Technical, Unreliables Custom Variant, limited export Of course it really wasn’t entirely done of sentiment or charity. Equipping a new mercenary outfit was an investment. All of initial expenses might be repaid in later purchases :laugh: Delivery of Procinctia Armament's greatly discounted vehicles would be accompanied by free dozen Procinctia Arms .51 caliber Rocket Revolvers, Crate of Procinctia Arms Gyrojet AR-15s, Prototype GyroStorm System, Box of GyroJet Rocket Bullets, and casket of cheap Blackbriar Mead. Edited October 22, 2014 by Generalissimo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalissimo Posted October 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Great stigma exists against proper militarization of space. Procinctia Armament has a solution extremely within international conventions. Astronaut Brawlers! Unarmed space combat without doubt is the future of warfare. No lasers, guns, blades, or brass knuckles not improvised weapons like chairs, bottles, or pillows not even things an astronaut would logically already have like robot arms, tethers, or jetpacks just good old fashioned fists Technically within any bans on space weaponry! Procinctia Armament has created (and is refining) several low gravity fighting styles. First generation of Astronaut Brawlers are being trained now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalissimo Posted October 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 Procinctia Armament is going to launch a Salyut 3 type station. A base to support ongoing training of Astronaut Brawlers. Unarmed space combat without doubt is the future of warfare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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