Auctor Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 On April 4th, 2014 at 1:59:07 PM Planet Bob Standard Time, MrHunt of the nation of Hunters Realm of the alliance of Sengoku sent $6,000,000 to the nation of Greendale, affiliated with Annunaki Bloodline Society. This aid package was marked "6mil/200tech deal".At 7:04:17 PM on April 14th of the same year, Annies Boobs of Greendale sent back 100 tech marked "Tech Payment 1/2". This payment is on time and signifies the first of two shipments intended to complete the deal. I'd like to thank ABLS and Annies Boobs for their ongoing efforts at making this transaction as painless as possible. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The R00STER Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 This is awful. Roll Sengoku. Burn Auctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMeTheHorizon Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 At least you got your tech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwin90 Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 ok good for you can I get a cookie now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williambonney Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 ok good for you can I get a cookie now? There are none left, but if you'd like I can offer you a croissant and some coffee. The coffee comes without cream, milk or sugar and the croissants are loaded with butter and chocolate :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musmahhu Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 @Auctor...We appreciate your acknowledgement of our efforts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schad Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 It was touch-and-go for a little bit; when 6pm rolled around, leaving the tech a mere six hours from being marginally late, I was beginning to get worried that we might be forced into creating a pointless OWF thread about it. Thankfully cooler heads prevailed, and the pointless OWF thread can be of a celebratory nature instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 le sigh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMeTheHorizon Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 It was touch-and-go for a little bit; when 6pm rolled around, leaving the tech a mere six hours from being marginally late, I was beginning to get worried that we might be forced into creating a pointless OWF thread about it. Thankfully cooler heads prevailed, and the pointless OWF thread can be of a celebratory nature instead. Should have waited a month for the celebratory thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayzie Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 I'm not sure I can cope with waiting to see if the next batch gets delivered on time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masterchief777 Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 congratulations to both parties involved for using backroom diplomacy to get this issue resolved. I believe the whole cyberverse can sleep peacefully tonight knowing there is a full commitment to complete the deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 Phewf! Can never play it too safe with those tech deals. There are none left, but if you'd like I can offer you a croissant and some coffee. The coffee comes without cream, milk or sugar and the croissants are loaded with butter and chocolate :P That is how I prefer both my coffee and my croissants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 If Polaris can be of any assistance in the next leg of the transaction know you have high friends in low places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyriakos Raanb Dorou Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 This will not remove the stain of the late tech deal in Bob days past. History will not forget so easily. :(( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killjoy123 Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 Drug use....Drug use everywhere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted April 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 If Polaris can be of any assistance in the next leg of the transaction know you have high friends in low places. Fully appreciated, we'll keep you apprised of further developments. This will not remove the stain of the late tech deal in Bob days past. History will not forget so easily. :(( Look, the media these days has developed an over reliance on scare tactics. The fact is, most tech deals are safer than drinking water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvon Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 At least you got your tech. Yeah ... I'm still waiting for mine too .. Or at least someone to talk to me ... The rise of the scammers ....... :mellow: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 I guarentee Annies Boobs completes this deal or I'll pay make the 2nd shipment myself. We're close, Annies Boobs and I. We have a history. He was FEAR's first Chancellor. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 Good to know. Let Guinness know if you need help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tehmina Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 Good to know. Let Guinness know if you need help. you guys can send them unlimited shipments of free tech. Thats what they would consider help! :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hartfw Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 I guarentee Annies Boobs completes this deal or I'll pay make the 2nd shipment myself. We're close, Annies Boobs and I. We have a history. He was FEAR's first Chancellor. :D If it wasn't already clear this belonged in alliance announcements as posted, now its obvious. Practically a tech bloc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcrews Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 If it wasn't already clear this belonged in alliance announcements as posted, now its obvious. Practically a tech bloc. Practically is not good enough, time to make it a literal tech bloc. The sanctity of the tech deal is the purest thing on rock of a planet we live on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGulager Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 le sigh le yawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jutopia la Posted April 16, 2014 Report Share Posted April 16, 2014 Some of us can only hope to be as fortunate as you over at Sengoku. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammykhalifa Posted April 19, 2014 Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 This is an outrage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.