porksaber Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 A peach looks good with lots of fuzz; SLCB's no peach, and never was. The people we have treaties with know we have them, and we know what we've got. And we don't know you. And so why would we let you, whom we previously established that we don't know, know the details of something as intimate as a treaty. You see, this is something that we take VERY SERIOUSLY and any disclosure will be disclosed (is that what you do with a disclosure? See, that's something I didn't even know we had; reinforcing the PRECIDENT we've established here and this parathentical is getting long...) on an as-needed basis. In as much, if you know of any treaties that we have, please keep that to yourself and don't make us shake the secret treaty box. Also noteworthy is that we've added a new treaty, and it's a really important one. Finally, KurtCobain would appreciate it if you'd stop by the #slcb channel and say hello and introduce yourself so that we might interview you. We've got a lot of questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMeTheHorizon Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Too many people living alternative lifestyles in that channel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Levistus Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Ellipses within parentheses. Isn't that the grammatical version of dividing by zero? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 It sounds kind of like a hipster version of paperless, yes you HAVE treaties, but we can't see them. I see how it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 I'm loving this announcement, Porksaber! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Taking bets on who will be the first to test these invisible treaties? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrash Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Taking bets on who will be the first to test these invisible treaties? Still rebuilding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Still rebuilding. There is no such thing as rebuilding, just setting up the dominoes again to fall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Still rebuilding.Too scared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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