Thedogman Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 (edited) DECLARATION OF EXISTENCETHE CONGOLESE SOUKOUS SOCIETYFlag of The Congolese Soukous SocietyMobutu Sese Seko Kuku Ngbendu Wa Za Banga, eternal leader of TCSS We are proud to announce to Planet Bob and its inauthentic westerner peoples that we, the people of the Congolese Soukous Society or Zaire, are henceforth an independent and sovereign entity in the world of Cybernations. Our existence will be entirely based on the ideals of our great leader, Mobutu Sese Seko, and the ideology of Authenticité. Together, the people of The Congolese Soukous Society are as strong as the finest Damascus steel and lead into glory and strength by their leaders, who are like the great eagles, soaring above the unwashed toads. The government structure is as follows:The Father of the Nation, Mobutu - embodied by three great leaders (Flod, Landru the Falcon and TheDogMan). Mobutu, in all his eternal wisdom, has absolute power over the alliance and his infinitely wise decisions lead us all to victories as we leave fire in our wake.Ministers of Economy, Defence, Recruitment, Interior, Authenticity and Foreign Affairs - appointed by Mobutu himself. Ordinary members who, due to their wisdom or merit, are selected by Mobutu and are trusted to make decisions in their own ministries. Foreigners are welcome to establish embassies in our forums, contact us on our IRC channel (#Zaire). Don't mind the black Lada Samara. Mobutu Sese Seko announcing the independence of TCSS This Alliance is officially a protectorate of CRAP Edited April 6, 2014 by Thedogman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Normis Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 CRAP is indeed Protecting TCSS. ~CRAP Government Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vosegus Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 Welcome to Planet Bob...good luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 Well, you never contributed to NSO while I was there. That's a good sign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flod Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 Mobutu shall guide us all to prosperity! Long live the CRAP-TCSS brotherhood! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMeTheHorizon Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 Well that was the silliest tea party I ever went to! I am never going back there again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shavar Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 Welcome, good luck, and have fun! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedogman Posted April 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 Well, you never contributed to NSO while I was there. That's a good sign. What's ya beef, m8? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 What's ya beef, m8?No beef. Just seems like a really bad idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyriakos Raanb Dorou Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Welcome my friends. May the Congo find its prosperous place in the world of Bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedogman Posted April 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 No beef. Just seems like a really bad idea. Ah, come on, I ain't the only one in this thing. Oye! Mobutu watches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gopherbashi Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Oh man, I can't wait for you guys to meet Zulu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorSoul Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 If CRAP's protecting you guys, you're in good hands! Good luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOLO SWAG Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Good luck! Feel free to stop by our forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 I almost raided you last night. :P Welcome, TCSS. Any relation to ZULU? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedogman Posted April 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 (edited) I almost raided you last night. :PHeh, funny thing. I'm glad we moved this along quickly so that never ended up happening. Welcome, TCSS. Any relation to ZULU?Not at all, perhaps there is an African themed treaty in the distant future? Only time (and CRAP) can tell. :p Edited April 7, 2014 by Thedogman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 What does the torch represent? #illuminati Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flod Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 What does the torch represent? #illuminatiThe eternal spirit of the revolution, led onwards by Mobutu himself.and not Jewish masterminds or anything like that. :wub: I almost raided you last night. :P Welcome, TCSS. Any relation to ZULU?shamefur disprayexploiting African revanchism like that :nuke: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howlin mad Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Everyone in CRAP are good people. EXCEPT Chuck Normis, which is why I like him. Welcome to Bob TCSS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Normis Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Everyone in CRAP are good people. EXCEPT Chuck Normis, which is why I like him. Welcome to Bob TCSS! You better take that back you heathen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eejack Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 I have no idea what is going on here but if CRAP is involved... Welcome to the neighborhood TCSS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarman2010 Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 I don't know a lot about you guys, but Chuck says you're cool and you've spammed me with tech sellers, so I like you already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeology Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 welcome to bob. found yourself a fun Protector in CRAP a good bunch of CRAPpy peeps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Director Posted April 8, 2014 Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 I for one condemn the numerous human rights abuses committed by.... Hey, are those diamonds? :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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