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1.  This one will be difficult for you to answer, but given your history on Bob, it's a fair question you shouldn't shy away from.

     Which is technically more accurate:

     (a) "Rey the Great", or

     (b) "Rey the Greatest"?

 

2. My buddy Xanth has quite a presence on the OWF, and I'm fairly certain you two should be roommates on a reality TV show.  Question:

    Xanth should clearly be:

    (a) smothered  or

    ( b) smothered in gravy

 

3. Hypothetical job interview: Resume time. Can you list your former alliances, and why you left?

 

4.  Who is your favorite OWF poster?  Not who you most agree with, but right or wrong, the one whose posts you always look forward to?

 

5. I know almost nothing of NSO. Assume you wish to poach me for the Sith.  Please, without using the word "stability," make your case.

 

EDIT: I'm at that age where my formatting must be correct.

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1.  This one will be difficult for you to answer, but given your history on Bob, it's a fair question you shouldn't shy away from.
     Which is technically more accurate:
     (a) "Rey the Great", or
     (b) "Rey the Greatest"?

As a technical machine in the ring, I should know this. In all honesty, I should be "Rey the Greatest," but in an astonishing display of humility, I have taken it upon myself to not expose everyone to my true form.
 

2. My buddy Xanth has quite a presence on the OWF, and I'm fairly certain you two should be roommates on a reality TV show.  Question:
    Xanth should clearly be:
    (a) smothered  or
    ( b) smothered in gravy

 As a Southern Man, gravy enhances everything.
 

3. Hypothetical job interview: Resume time. Can you list your former alliances, and why you left?

Aurora Borealis - I can't remember. This was 2008. I'm fairly sure there was dumb baby drama between a few other members and I.
Greenland Republic - a bunch of arguments and gov turnover
Athens - I didn't really like the way Londo was leading things
MK - I don't know, probably told to :frogout: by other members and complied
RAD/\m/ - people were dumb
IAA [4 day stay] - people were being dumb about Athens, so I followed Mathias (which is how I wound up in that cluster$%&@)
TIO [like, a week or two] - I honestly tried to get this alliance to suicide. Mathias and I really found it unbearable within the first few days. Imagine an alliance where both Bernkastel and Michael von Prussia have a pretty big say in things. Now try to stop shuddering. Takes a while, doesn't it? Anyway, they've come a long way since then.
Kronos - inactivity, didn't give it a fair shake when i came back
CSN [26 days] - inactivity, gave it enough of a fair shake in that day
\m/ -  oh god it's even worse
Umbrella - Felt like I couldn't be taken seriously even when I was serious :(
MK - I think I was just really inebriated this time
Deinos - kicked out for not ~supporting Deinos~ in the NG embassy
Helghan - The incident here has been documented enough
GOONS - Needed a change of scenery
LPH - Decided to go out with a bang after charter was $%&@ed

And now I'm in NSO.

4.  Who is your favorite OWF poster?  Not who you most agree with, but right or wrong, the one whose posts you always look forward to?

Barring the Greatest OWF Poster of All Time (me), I'd have to go with either Luckao from R&R or Stewie.
 

5. I know almost nothing of NSO. Assume you wish to poach me for the Sith.  Please, without using the word "stability," make your case.

I'm gov. Anyone can do it. Edited by Neo Uruk
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How many ankles have you broken 
 
Is it more or less than the amount of alliances you've been in? Though I might have you beat there

Everyone I've faced so far has either tapped out or left with a broken freakin ankle. More.
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Aurora Borealis - I can't remember. This was 2008. I'm fairly sure there was dumb baby drama between a few other members and I.
Greenland Republic - a bunch of arguments and gov turnover
Athens - I didn't really like the way Londo was leading things
MK - I don't know, probably told to :frogout: by other members and complied
RAD/\m/ - people were dumb
IAA [4 day stay] - people were being dumb about Athens, so I followed Mathias (which is how I wound up in that cluster$%&@)
TIO [like, a week or two] - I honestly tried to get this alliance to suicide. Mathias and I really found it unbearable within the first few days. Imagine an alliance where both Bernkastel and Michael von Prussia have a pretty big say in things. Now try to stop shuddering. Takes a while, doesn't it? Anyway, they've come a long way since then.
Kronos - inactivity, didn't give it a fair shake when i came back
CSN [26 days] - inactivity, gave it enough of a fair shake in that day
\m/ -  oh god it's even worse
Umbrella - Felt like I couldn't be taken seriously even when I was serious :(
MK - I think I was just really inebriated this time
Deinos - kicked out for not ~supporting Deinos~ in the NG embassy
Helghan - The incident here has been documented enough
GOONS - Needed a change of scenery
LPH - Decided to go out with a bang after charter was $%&@ed

And now I'm in NSO.

 

I always forget that you started in Aurora Borealis.

 

I should hunt down our original forums to see if you had any really dumb posts.

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I always forget that you started in Aurora Borealis.
 
I should hunt down our original forums to see if you had any really dumb posts.

It's pretty much assumed.
 

What alliances are lining up to aggressively assault Paradoxia and her friends?

All those who oppose stability.

And probably Valhalla. They're at the least looking to piss in your cheerios the moment everyone else holds you down. Edited by Neo Uruk
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Under the current Sith charter, could a MoFA reasonably expect to succeed in obtaining power and removing incompetent senior government?

 

What exactly, justly denotes the characterization of one delirious body painstakingly empowered by Athenian mater, Tywin Lannister? 

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What do you do in NSO?

5% FA work, 95% !@#$ting up the boards.

I'm kind of like a mascot. A precious, hilarious, Olympic gold medal winner, greatest-wrestler-ever mascot. Edited by Neo Uruk
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If you could roll 3 alliances which 3 would you roll? If Kaskus isn't one of those 3, how far down the list are we?

TOP, Umb, DT

Not necessarily out of malice, but because of the amount of muscle it would take for it to happen. Muscle we don't have -- which means I would have been doing my job pretty friggin' well if NSO were to be leading the charge.

Kaskus isn't on my radar when you're not doing stupid stuff, Smurf :v
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Why do you think NSO let you into government? Nobody better? To annoy people? As a joke?

TOP, Umb, DT

Not necessarily out of malice, but because of the amount of muscle it would take for it to happen. Muscle we don't have -- which means I would have been doing my job pretty friggin' well if NSO were to be leading the charge.

Kaskus isn't on my radar when you're not doing stupid stuff, Smurf :v

Uh oh, NSO gov giving away free CB's.

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Why do you think NSO let you into government? Nobody better? To annoy people? As a joke?

All the above, I dunno.

Uh oh, NSO gov giving away free CB's.

Parking lot for life.

Well, to be fair they already gave one out by attacking echelon, so they might as well keep pushing it in peoples face.

I'll assume that, per usual, you're not privy to the backroom discussions.

Oh, wait, I know you're not. Because I'm leading them.
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