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We have three DoW's for you to chose from. Which one is your favorite?

 

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So I was checking my pager and noticed that some reed-obsessed fool was making wild and untrue accusations about my supplier. This left me thinking: why exactly would they want to do such a thing? Looking deeper into this case, I noticed that my biggest FAN was being jumped by some vanilla midgets with little charisma and gimmicks. This made me sad, how else would the world be able to decide what was quality entertainment? Then it hit me, why should we tolerate this whole situation like they do up NORTH? No, we aren't going to take this so-called STAR from this so-called FEDERATION.

The only way to be able to show that we weren't going to take such lackluster performance, and thus, the only course of action was to RIOT! This is for the good of our SOCIETY.

Batter up, it's going to be a rough ride.

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- Franz

 

 

 

 

[10:29pm] BringMeTheHorizon: FHIC is supposedly writing me a witty DoW
[10:29pm] BringMeTheHorizon: !
[10:30pm] FHIC: Oh, !@#$, didn't see the "By 11"
[10:30pm] Franz: Heh.
[10:30pm] Franz: It's not too hard to write a DoW, just requires the need to be relevant to the target.
[10:31pm] Franz: You could do what I do and just write from the hip.
[10:31pm] BringMeTheHorizon: It's not for oldies!
[10:31pm] Franz: They are called the North Star Federation, they are probably !@#$%*^.
[10:32pm] Franz: Find a way to take the piss out of their name, colour team, government... and big up your allies / FAN.
[10:32pm] BringMeTheHorizon: Actually Franz, can I just quote you on that?
[10:32pm] Franz: Sure.
[10:32pm] BringMeTheHorizon: There's our DoW
[10:33pm] Franz: Might want to alter the "!@#$%*^" and "piss" to words which won't trigger the elawyers.
[10:33pm] BringMeTheHorizon: $%&@ em
[10:34pm] FHIC: They've really got a good motif going here. Flag looks like an !@#$%^&. Team is brown. "Star" in the name.

 

-Combined Effort

 

 

 

RIOT has noticed an increased amount of gunfire in the community lately, now this is normally not a cause of concern. RIOT is all about the shooting, generally speaking, but when it comes to this round, FAN getting in the fray changes things. So this time, we’re taking up arms in support.

So we’re taking to the hood of Bob, and declaring war on the Brown pantsed !@#$%*^ in NSF. The RIOT begins today, put on your brown- oh, you’re already wearing them. Good, that makes things easy.

In case you couldn’t understand, check your war screens, if you aren’t at war with someone from RIOT, good, you’re probably not in NSF, points to you.

 

 

Shave N Haircut

 

 

 

#2 Is my favorite! Which is yours?

 

 

 

/s/

 

el Presidente 

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We have three DoW's for you to chose from. Which one is your favorite?

 

 

 

el Presidente 

 

 

1. Is that your new flag?  I was partial to the old one... ;)

 

2. Jesus is happy you are posting DoWs.

 

3. Enjoy the other side of Die Linke.

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