BringMeTheHorizon Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 (edited) We have three DoW's for you to chose from. Which one is your favorite? [INSERT WITTY TITLE] [INSERT FLAG] So I was checking my pager and noticed that some reed-obsessed fool was making wild and untrue accusations about my supplier. This left me thinking: why exactly would they want to do such a thing? Looking deeper into this case, I noticed that my biggest FAN was being jumped by some vanilla midgets with little charisma and gimmicks. This made me sad, how else would the world be able to decide what was quality entertainment? Then it hit me, why should we tolerate this whole situation like they do up NORTH? No, we aren't going to take this so-called STAR from this so-called FEDERATION. The only way to be able to show that we weren't going to take such lackluster performance, and thus, the only course of action was to RIOT! This is for the good of our SOCIETY. Batter up, it's going to be a rough ride. [INSERT SIGNATURES HERE] - Franz [10:29pm] BringMeTheHorizon: FHIC is supposedly writing me a witty DoW [10:29pm] BringMeTheHorizon: ! [10:30pm] FHIC: Oh, !@#$, didn't see the "By 11" [10:30pm] Franz: Heh. [10:30pm] Franz: It's not too hard to write a DoW, just requires the need to be relevant to the target. [10:31pm] Franz: You could do what I do and just write from the hip. [10:31pm] BringMeTheHorizon: It's not for oldies! [10:31pm] Franz: They are called the North Star Federation, they are probably !@#$%*^. [10:32pm] Franz: Find a way to take the piss out of their name, colour team, government... and big up your allies / FAN. [10:32pm] BringMeTheHorizon: Actually Franz, can I just quote you on that? [10:32pm] Franz: Sure. [10:32pm] BringMeTheHorizon: There's our DoW [10:33pm] Franz: Might want to alter the "!@#$%*^" and "piss" to words which won't trigger the elawyers. [10:33pm] BringMeTheHorizon: $%&@ em [10:34pm] FHIC: They've really got a good motif going here. Flag looks like an !@#$%^&. Team is brown. "Star" in the name. -Combined Effort RIOT has noticed an increased amount of gunfire in the community lately, now this is normally not a cause of concern. RIOT is all about the shooting, generally speaking, but when it comes to this round, FAN getting in the fray changes things. So this time, we’re taking up arms in support. So we’re taking to the hood of Bob, and declaring war on the Brown pantsed !@#$%*^ in NSF. The RIOT begins today, put on your brown- oh, you’re already wearing them. Good, that makes things easy. In case you couldn’t understand, check your war screens, if you aren’t at war with someone from RIOT, good, you’re probably not in NSF, points to you. Shave N Haircut #2 Is my favorite! Which is yours? /s/ el Presidente Edited March 11, 2014 by BringMeTheHorizon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysergide Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 Casualties for the Casualty God, Pixels for the Pixel Throne! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 Franz Ferdinand of Lavender Town standing by! Signed, Franz Ferdinand, Founder of Lavender Town Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malkavian Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 I will pledge my utmost commitment to my comrades at Riot Society for the war-front. Dios Mio! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Holton Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 Chaos reigns. Memento mori. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittiquel Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 Welcome to the fray :awesome: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Terranova. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:Last Tax Collection: 3/10/2014 1:06:53 PMLast Bill Payment: 3/3/2014 9:25:26 AMDesired Religion: TaoismDesired Government: Revolutionary GovernmentThreat Level: LowTax Rate: 28%Number of Spies: 0Last Nuke Purchase: NoneLast Wonder Purchase: NoneTotal Money: $3,236,232Technology: 0.00 LevelsLast Bill Payment: 3/3/2014 9:25:26 AMTrade Partners: fordlandia, Vengeful, LibertadSecret Aid Sent To: NoneMilitary XP Ratings: Army XP: 0, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 0, Intelligence XP: 0Assigned Generals: NoneTotal Aircraft: 0Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0Navy Purchases Today: 0Navy Vessels:Corvettes: 0Landing Ships: 0Battleships: 0Cruisers: 0Frigates: 0Destroyers: 0Submarines: 0Aircraft Carriers: 0Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Exilliumus. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:Last Tax Collection: 3/10/2014 2:42:48 AMLast Bill Payment: 3/10/2014 2:42:51 AMDesired Religion: JudaismDesired Government: Federal GovernmentThreat Level: SevereTax Rate: 20%Number of Spies: 0Last Nuke Purchase: NoneLast Wonder Purchase: NoneTotal Money: $2,831,518Technology: 175.00 LevelsLast Bill Payment: 3/10/2014 2:42:51 AMTrade Partners: Plopistan, LahugRamos, Arstoria, Yorkshire, Oceti SakowinSecret Aid Sent To: NoneMilitary XP Ratings: Army XP: 2, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 8, Intelligence XP: 2Assigned Generals: NoneTotal Aircraft: 40Aircraft Fighter Strength: 50Aircraft Bomber Strength: 15Navy Purchases Today: 0Navy Vessels:Corvettes: 0Landing Ships: 0Battleships: 0Cruisers: 0Frigates: 0Destroyers: 0Submarines: 0Aircraft Carriers: 0Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Battlestar Pegasus. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:Last Tax Collection: 3/7/2014 3:59:21 PMLast Bill Payment: 3/7/2014 3:59:16 PMDesired Religion: BuddhismDesired Government: CapitalistThreat Level: SevereTax Rate: 20%Number of Spies: 50Last Nuke Purchase: NoneLast Wonder Purchase: NoneTotal Money: $182,964,322Technology: 0.07 LevelsLast Bill Payment: 3/7/2014 3:59:16 PMTrade Partners: Rememberence, Shizenland, Allia, wussys, FidensgenSecret Aid Sent To: NoneMilitary XP Ratings: Army XP: 0, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 0, Intelligence XP: 0Assigned Generals: NoneTotal Aircraft: 60Aircraft Fighter Strength: 296Aircraft Bomber Strength: 10Navy Purchases Today: 0Navy Vessels:Corvettes: 0Landing Ships: 0Battleships: 0Cruisers: 0Frigates: 0Destroyers: 0Submarines: 0Aircraft Carriers: 0Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Boris Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 The amount of derp already here is simply astronomical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 O/ NSF O/ Order and Stability Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schad Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 This announcement needs a helmet for its own protection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icheliebebrad Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 (edited) /me facepalms. Uhhhhhh.... Edited March 11, 2014 by Icheliebebrad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 This announcement needs a helmet for its own protection. What can I say, sometimes people listen to the heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 So I'm trying to decide what is most likely. That BMTH gets bored and gives up on the alliance he created after this war, or that he does the same thing during the war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 So I'm trying to decide what is most likely. That BMTH gets bored and gives up on the alliance he created after this war, or that he does the same thing during the war.Or... Lavender Town becomes the dominant alliance. Don't forget the third option! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovidsidios Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 The amount of derp already here is simply astronomical. You're such a riot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 Or... Lavender Town becomes the dominant alliance. Don't forget the third option! Yeah, about that...your mascot there...it's a little 'Out Magazine' don't you think? <_< /not that there is anything wrong with that, just sayin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 :D have fun. Don't steal all the casualties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppa Clam Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 (edited) Oh well, here's to nuking your nations back to the Stone Age, o/ NSF Edited March 11, 2014 by Poppa Clam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
protoa Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 What is this I dont even.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 I could've sworn I'd already opined here... Anyway, not a fan of this move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayan Thomas Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 (edited) . Edited June 19, 2019 by Rayan Thomas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masterchief777 Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 heh so much for not attacking a mutal ally eh? Anyway love this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysergide Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 heh so much for not attacking a mutal ally eh? Anyway love this. One shouldn't throw stones in glass houses, if I recall correctly you guys have threatened us on a few occasions as well as threatened to have our mutual ally attack us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walshington Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 We have three DoW's for you to chose from. Which one is your favorite? el Presidente 1. Is that your new flag? I was partial to the old one... ;) 2. Jesus is happy you are posting DoWs. 3. Enjoy the other side of Die Linke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayan Thomas Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 (edited) . Edited June 19, 2019 by Rayan Thomas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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