mpol777 Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 Federation of Armed Nations The Federation of Armed Nations realizes there will be two types of nation leaders reading this announcement and thus this one is a twofer. Please direct your attention to the category below that best fits. 1) To the youngins that have never heard of us because we're old and irrelevant. These types will likely be confused as they have not had the pleasure of reading FAN Announcements in the past. This is a common reaction among first time readers. Along with vomiting, dizziness and in rare cases the sudden urge to yell "GUN PORN!". It is in fact quite likely that by time you finish this announcement you will have no idea what it is about even though the reason should be quite obvious. It is true that FAN has done little to nothing for a really long time. We're not big on the treaty web or politics or socializing. The only reason we're still around is because we're stubborn. Mostly when talk around the nursing home turns to Planet Bob we just sit around and reminisce about when we were young grunts fighting the Great Wars. So here we are. And there you are. Or are you? 2) To the old timers that actually remember us. Anyone that actually knows us is already checking their war screens, so go back and read section 1. Signed, Some homeless guy we found under an overpass. Gun Pron! Like a Sir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autosave36 Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 This is probably the best DoW I've read in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 Its good to see you're back and making FAN announcements again. These forums were missing something without you. o/ mpol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxnmike Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 I knew something was going on, just not what. Have fun out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sta998 Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 (edited) Oh Hai! This sounds FANtastic! And ofcourse some gun porn Edited March 6, 2014 by sta998 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 What was the nursing home food not good enough :P? Have fun, not that you need me to tell ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shirunei Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 Bye Commies :psyduck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingervites Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 have fun killing NPO UCR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KIllingInnocent Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 Although I'm on the defending side I do enjoy gun and war threads. This is probably one of my favorite pictures of war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 I would ask what they did to deserve a DoW, but I don't really care, happy hunting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 I just switched to yellow and already this. It puts a smile on my face. Clean 'em out, FAN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walshington Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 (edited) Wait! Is this helping or undermining global stability? I MUST know who to root for! Edited March 6, 2014 by Walshington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaghul Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 What about the GRL. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 What about the GRL. :( Radiation Cleanup is a worthwhile bonus resource these days, since it makes GRL not matter. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sta998 Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 What about the GRL. :( Lets just say there wont be a need for nightlights with all that green glow from the canned sunshine thats about to be opened. :nuke: :gun: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 (edited) Go go Terran Empire! Good time to prove yourselves. Edited March 6, 2014 by Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurnipCruncher Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 Go go Terran Empire! Good time to prove yourselves. UCR downgraded TTE when they signed with us. Oops. lolcommies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Black Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 (edited) Esteemed members of the Federation of Armed Nations, The fact that your still here should be a testament to your unbending resolve. No community has been pressed as hard or pushed as far. It is to you that I drink tonight, and to you I salute. Joseph "Muddog" Black Edited March 6, 2014 by Muddog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 UCR downgraded TTE when they signed with us. Oops. lolcommies.That's unfortunate. TTE can't prove how honorable they are if they aren't forced into it, I would imagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurnipCruncher Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 That's unfortunate. TTE can't prove how honorable they are if they aren't forced into it, I would imagine. They also don't have to waste time and pixels on ungrateful commies if they don't feel like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 UCR downgraded TTE when they signed with us. Oops. lolcommies. However through Die Linke, the micro bloc they belong to, they are tied to various other alliances. All of which I doubt will get involved. And even if they did, I get the feeling FAN wouldn't mind it one bit. Judging by these potential treaty chains that I'm looking at, I can empathize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurnipCruncher Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 I'm sure FAN will do just fine and dandy. And we all get extra gun porn for the duration. :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOLO SWAG Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 (edited) Still my favorite piece of FAN gun porn. Good luck to our yellow compatriots. Give 'em hell, FAN. Edited March 6, 2014 by YOLO SWAG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katzbalger Delta Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 Thanks Yolo! That is a great one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 (edited) UCR downgraded TTE when they signed with us. Oops. lolcommies. So TTE won't follow their ODP, given there is no clear CB? Own fault on that, especially when trying to show they respect their treaties. Best of luck to Die Linke and FAN in having some fun. Edited March 6, 2014 by Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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