Pingu Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 It is my sad duty to announce that I have had to undertake a (mostly bloodless) coup in order to take the reins of the Orange Defense Defence Network at this critical time in the alliance's history. I have nothing against Overlord Shinnra personally - a fine fellow in many respects - but some jobs simply call for penguins rather than overlords. On behalf of our Viceroy, Fleet Admiral Doctor Electron Sponge, OBE, PHD, COD, ASAP, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, Conqueror of the Antarctic Lands in General and Godwanaland in Particular, Also Hello (may he live for eternity and his beard grow ever more luxuriant), and in my capacity as God Emperor (Acting) of the ODN, I bring you this important message: It was eight years ago today Sergeant Poper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile. So may I introduce to you the act you've known for all these years: Sergeant Poper's Orange Defending Band. It's wonderful to be here: it's certainly a thrill. You're such a lovely audience,we'd like to take you home with us we'd love to take you home. Come to my pub to celebrate with us. If you know us, you know it's always a warm welcome and a good time at ODN HQ. If you don't know us, you'll just have to trust the nice penguin on that. So that about wraps it up. Happy birthday to us. Orange caek and huggles for all! I now return you to your regularly scheduled overlord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Happy Birthday, ODN! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 congrats ODN, to 8 more years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasuki Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Happy birthday orenjis! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Shinnra Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 This will be a mostly bloodless coup because Overlords don't actually have any blood to spill... (Fun fact) I thank Pingu and the rest of the party planning committee for putting this fine [s]coup[/s] birthday party together. If its one thing I have learned over these years, it is that we are old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homeboy Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 o/ ODN May our corkscrews keep us warm for years to come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 This makes me feel ancient for recalling Cinco de GATO so well. Happy Birthday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hershey Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Hey there, ODN. Enjoying some of that orange juice, huh? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daenerys Targaryen Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Happy birthday and best of luck producing more great orange juice for us to enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crownguard Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Happy Birthday Orange Army... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merlin Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Horray for us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itseZe Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Cake o/ Drinks o/ ODN o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSandman Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Happy birthday to us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperator Honorius Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Happy Birthday and congratulations! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Happy birthday!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefano Palmieri Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 8 years too many imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quantum Leap Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Happy Birthday :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerdge Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Happy anniversary! :) That's a nice cake, I hope that there's nothing fishy about (or in) it. You know: penguins... (Also my respect for the English spelling.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elorian Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Happy birthday ODN :wub: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted February 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 8 years too many imo. Our scientists took a break from partying to assess the significance of your opinion, but report that no instrument exists capable of measuring effects that small. Eat caek, remnant scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcrews Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Congratz on 8 years ODN, they grow up so fast :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Lord of Funk Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 I prefer TANG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefano Palmieri Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Our scientists took a break from partying to assess the significance of your opinion, but report that no instrument exists capable of measuring effects that small. Eat caek, remnant scum. Your petty insults are the second most horrible thing about you after your insistence I eat cake. You monster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted February 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 I prefer TANG. Real men and penguins choose only the original, pure orangeyness of ODNade: accept no subsitutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorSoul Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 'Grats, friends! Here's to at least another few weeks of existence! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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