Generalissimo Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 (edited) Warning the following roleplay will end in violence, Tribal Warfare, kidnapping, and outright murder. Don't send anyone you don't mind losing. First Nations Peace and Cooperation Summit Featuring First Nations of Marscuria, Polynesia, and Bear Islands' Nation of the Bear Now free to somewhat determine our fates without oppressive colonial regimes. . . Three mostly sovereign-ish first nations gather in summit for peace and cooperation. Our trilateral international event will be hosted by the Bear Islands' Nation of the Bear welcomes representative from all nations of the world. An event intended to far surpass other comparable international gatherings in luxury and class. By night's end nothing can prevent us from blowing every "legendary" gathering out of the water. Stahl Ball's long standing benchmark of refinement will forever seem a college dorm pizza gathering looking back. Don Brando's so-called "Gathering of the Dons" will by comparison will be something like a petty collection of gangsters. Slavorussia's alleged epitome of luxury, Imperial Benefit and Imperial Palace balls, shall appear to all rabble of mere beggars. Behold the splendor of the city of ice in Bear Island of Nunavut! Party in Style in our frozen ballroom! Free drinks available in our IceBar, so much as your nation's representative can drink without dying. Bear Islands' Nation of the Bear Transitional Authority Inuktitut tribe of Nunavut Edited January 6, 2014 by Generalissimo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalissimo Posted January 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 (edited) Event Update: in respect of everyone's glorious traditions representatives are permitted all traditional non firearm weapons. (Everyone will be through checked for modern weapons - but anything traditional is fair game) Edited January 7, 2014 by Generalissimo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ishabad98 Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 ***Private to the Bear Islands Nation*** The Republic of Labrador is quit upset that we were not invited to this glorious event even though we do harbor quit a few Inuit along with many other native tribes along with the fact that we were the first and currently only nation which has recognized you. End Transmission from the President of the Republic of Labrador Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalissimo Posted January 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 (edited) ***Private to the Bear Islands Nation*** The Republic of Labrador is quit upset that we were not invited to this glorious event even though we do harbor quit a few Inuit along with many other native tribes along with the fact that we were the first and currently only nation which has recognized you. End Transmission from the President of the Republic of Labrador Bear Islands' Nation of the Bear is happy to welcome Labrador into the First Nations Peace and Cooperation Summit. All of your nation's designated representatives will be provided unlimited tab alongside unlimited bar access for duration of their stay. This luxury of course applies to all national representatives. Open Bar to Everyone! That and they'll be getting a free traditional commemorative yet functional toggling harpoon for a keepsake. Edited January 6, 2014 by Generalissimo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ishabad98 Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 (edited) Wonderful, We shall send over Chief Sleeping Bear and his family consisting of Chiefess Wandering Dog, His Daughter Cunning Cheetah, and his Son Walking Fox. Thank you once again and we wish you and your nation the best of luck. Edited January 6, 2014 by ishabad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserMelech Mikhail Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 (edited) A group of people representing the Evenks, Itelmens, Kamchadals, Nivkhs, and Vauleyo-Buryatians would be sent to the meeting. Edited January 6, 2014 by KaiserMelech Mikhail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triyun Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 (edited) Tianxia shall be sending a delegation of Mongols, Ghurkas, Hmong, Amazons, and Ninjas. Edited January 6, 2014 by Triyun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserMelech Mikhail Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 (edited) But amazons are European settlers and ninja is an occupation rather than an ethnicity. Edited January 6, 2014 by KaiserMelech Mikhail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalissimo Posted January 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 (edited) Tianxia shall be sending a delegation of Mongols, Ghurkas, Hmong, Amazons, and Ninjas. But amazons are European settlers and ninja is an occupation rather than an ethnicity. We had been living with the assumption of ninja being a subculture. That being said the Amazons certainly shouldn't be considered a first nation. This being summit of a trilateral nature - it's a simple matter of Polynesia's final confirmation. Surely the Polynesians wouldn't vote for allowing either ninja or amazons. All national representatives are welcomed, of course. Just referring to implied first nation status. Anything else would be utterly offensive to all real authentic first nations. Undoubtedly this matter will be settled to everyone's absolute satisfaction by tonight's impending event. Edited January 6, 2014 by Generalissimo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ishabad98 Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 Can we have a group orgy - Chief Sleeping Bear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalissimo Posted January 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 Can we have a group orgy - Chief Sleeping Bear Bear Islands' Nation of Bear votes against, one in three of relevant parties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserMelech Mikhail Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 Seeing as we're all dudes, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalissimo Posted January 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 (edited) In preparation for impending First Nations Peace and Cooperation Summit all of Bear Island's City of Ice would be brought to life in a spectacular arrangement never before seen in the Qikiqtaaluk. Titanium framed, silver plated, diamond inlaid sleds led by over meticulously groomed yet excessively well mannered teams of dogs (Sled husky dogs trained enough that killing and eating a few canines of team really wouldn't slightly effect mannerisms or effectiveness) were awaiting the foreign delegates to carry everyone through a sparkling ice city. Waves of enthusiastic Inuktitut lined the snow covered streets waving flags of various First Nation Tribes at representatives in anticipation. Few actually know anything of Evenks, Itelmens, Kamchadals, Nivkhs, Vauleyo-Buryatians, or Polynesians but a general consensus featured everything would somehow fall right into to place by itself - with an event so fantastically splendid what could possibly go even slightly wrong? As the delegates began arriving to a near palace of ice they would be greeted by a lines of Tribal Warriors, clad in blue Laminar armor inlaid with gold representing colors of Bear Islands' Nation of the Bear's flag. Their glistening war harpoons created an archway for the foreign dignitaries to walk through as the rough melodies of kelutviaq lutes and unintentionally intimidating throat singing echoed throughout the frozen hallways of the ballroom. Upon entering all those attending were given their commemorative toggling harpoon by waiting attendants; thus ensuring that everyone was fairly armed. With a few hours before opening ceremonies there was plenty of time for mingling. . . In the ballroom itself chefs prepared fresh and occasionally whole baby seals, orca, walrus, bowhead whales, caribou, and dolphin. The entire ballroom was filled with servants and handmaidens running between the kitchen, fixing glasses and silverware and creating the perfect environment for a celebration of this measure. Bear Islands' Nation of Bear's delegation was overseeing last minute preparation throughout venue as other guests would be seated by their discretion with a choice of wines, beers, liqueurs, and deserts. (Physical violence not permitted until everyone has introduced themselves. . .) (Verbal abuse/violence remains 100% cool right now) Edited January 7, 2014 by Generalissimo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triyun Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 (edited) Polynesians wonder why we're constantly being referred to in these declarations and why you're disrespecting the most feared of our Glorious Empire's Warriors? -Office of the First Minister of the Imperial Pacific Republic OOC: You do know I own Polynesia right? Edited January 7, 2014 by Triyun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalissimo Posted January 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 (edited) First Nations Peace and Cooperation Summit ended without serious incident or accomplishment. No violence, Tribal Warfare, kidnapping, and outright murder occurred. Foreign guests left with a taste of Inuktitut hospitality and maybe a terrible hangover if they abused the open bar. Bear Islands' Nation was left internally questioning a miscommunication of sorts between themselves, Tianxia, and Tianxia's empress. They had somewhat assumed the Empress knew vaguely what she was talking about. Out of politeness the confusion was never addressed publicly. Sarah Tintagyl might have implied showing up as such. Darn any miscommunication that may have taken place. Any oversights can be corrected with a few minor adjustments. Real objective is a bloodbath carried out between KaiserMelech Mikhail, Sarah Tintagyl, and Generalissimo. We'll have to fix it with # CNRP's handy channel of IRC on Coldfront. Sarah is Empress, so hers was a technically true statement even if a joke. Nevertheless, I'm a mean person, prepare for a true blood bath and oppression. (Circumstances have changed because I'm really not up for that, so yeah) Edited January 7, 2014 by Generalissimo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ishabad98 Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 (edited) I, Chief Sleeping Bear would like to give you Hopedale and all land north of it for you seem to be fair people and you understand the native culture better then the temporary White Folk lead government. This has been approved by President John O'Leary if you are wondering. Enjoy our gift. Chieffess and I along with our children are very happy to be part of your nation now. OOC: Yes I am giving land to the Bear Island's Nation Edited January 7, 2014 by ishabad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalissimo Posted January 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 (edited) I, Chief Sleeping Bear would like to give you Hopedale and all land north of it for you seem to be fair people and you understand the native culture better then the temporary White Folk lead government. This has been approved by President John O'Leary if you are wondering. Enjoy our gift. Chieffess and I along with our children are very happy to be part of your nation now. That's a lot of land, given out rather freely, we're not exactly running a charity here. No disrespect actually intended here; isn't your contribution to Bear Islands' Nation of the Bear extremely abrupt? First we've heard anything on this. Edited January 7, 2014 by Generalissimo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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