tamerlane Posted September 18, 2013 Report Share Posted September 18, 2013 (edited) During evening prayer, a young mushlim woman stood and asked, "Brother Tamerlane, if ours is a religion of peace then why have we not offered peace to the infidel?" At first, I was infuriated that this woman would interrupt my service. I had half a mind to put her in her place but, as I looked around the room, the eyes of my brothers and sisters were all focused on me, looking for an answer. "The infidel does deserve peace!", I said. "The infidel deserves the peace of Allarchon. Peace is not freely given. One must open their heart to Allarchon. One must accept Allarchon as their lord and then and only then can one truly have peace." The woman sat to down, probably to ponder her thoughts or perhaps an attempt to avoid the beating that she had earned for interrupting my sermon. In either case, I bring you this story to tell you the following. Any combatant nation willing to join our glorious jihad will be given peace by the Mushrahideen. We do not harm our own. Allarchonu Akbar! Edited September 18, 2013 by tamerlane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookavich Posted September 18, 2013 Report Share Posted September 18, 2013 Does Allarchon's mercy know any bounds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longnameislonger Posted September 18, 2013 Report Share Posted September 18, 2013 but they have sinned against allarchon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renegade4box Posted September 18, 2013 Report Share Posted September 18, 2013 Glory to Allarchon and the Mushrahideen, for they have demonstrated true mercy and wisdom. Let others find the path of light and join them in their holy journey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilyn Caster Posted September 18, 2013 Report Share Posted September 18, 2013 Answer the call, and ye shall be cleansed of your heresy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted September 18, 2013 Report Share Posted September 18, 2013 You're starting to sound like bear force one in your desperate need for attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shokkou Posted September 18, 2013 Report Share Posted September 18, 2013 Does one rapine at the will of Allarchon? Is not outcry merely to fleer as a dog? They are all as if to latrate wisdom from the minds of the people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamerlane Posted September 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2013 You're starting to sound like bear force one in your desperate need for attention. Impressment is a valid means of conscription, D34th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroofTime55 Posted September 18, 2013 Report Share Posted September 18, 2013 "Please pay attention to us, we're still relevant, we promise!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longnameislonger Posted September 18, 2013 Report Share Posted September 18, 2013 You're starting to sound like bear force one in your desperate need for attention.7,702 posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamerlane Posted September 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2013 "Please pay attention to us, we're still relevant, we promise!" lol. POTD right here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted September 18, 2013 Report Share Posted September 18, 2013 "Please pay attention to us, we're still relevant, we promise!"Considering they're about to demolish an alliance, they're still very relevant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Blair Posted September 18, 2013 Report Share Posted September 18, 2013 "Please pay attention to us, we're still relevant, we promise!" At least you're still paying attention to us, HoT. :blush: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroofTime55 Posted September 18, 2013 Report Share Posted September 18, 2013 At least you're still paying attention to us, HoT. :blush:i'm only returning the love, darling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melancholy Culkin Posted September 18, 2013 Report Share Posted September 18, 2013 i'm only returning the love, darling. we're really not paying any attention to you though so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted September 18, 2013 Report Share Posted September 18, 2013 (edited) "Please pay attention to us, we're still relevant, we promise!" "You're an attention whore!" This was a stupid argument in 2008 (or was it 2009? the **** if I remember anymore) and it remains a stupid argument to this day.* Hero, they're not looking for your approval or your attention. If you believe that they are I suggest you find yourself a good shrink to talk about that narcissism with. What they're doing is their own thing, and they're amusing themselves. I can't fault them for that. So if you don't like it, ignore it. I am sure Mq will be fine if you wish to withhold your affections from them. In fact, some of them may even thank you for it. *Also, you were a terrible commenter in 2008 and remain a terrible commenter to this day. In this uncertain world your resounding stupidity is a comfort to many of us. Never change, Hero. Edited September 18, 2013 by Rebel Virginia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroofTime55 Posted September 18, 2013 Report Share Posted September 18, 2013 we're really not paying any attention to you though sothat's not what my war screen says though so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroofTime55 Posted September 18, 2013 Report Share Posted September 18, 2013 "You're an attention whore!" This was a stupid argument in 2008 (or was it 2009? the **** if I remember anymore) and it remains a stupid argument to this day. Hero, they're not looking for your approval or your attention. If you believe that they are I suggest you find yourself a good shrink to talk about that narcissism with. What they're doing is their own thing, and they're amusing themselves. I can't fault them for that. So if you don't like it, ignore it. I am sure Mq will be fine if you wish to withhold your affections from them. In fact, some of them may even thank you for it.easiest bait of my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Controversy Posted September 18, 2013 Report Share Posted September 18, 2013 We attacked you BEFORE you said anything and frankly I think Mistra and I are regretting it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamerlane Posted September 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2013 that's not what my war screen says though so An aberration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted September 18, 2013 Report Share Posted September 18, 2013 easiest bait of my life So, are you telling me that you deliberately make a fool of yourself in order to get shot down by your betters? When are you going to have this conversation with your mother about what you're doing with your life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted September 18, 2013 Report Share Posted September 18, 2013 You're starting to sound like bear force one in your desperate need for attention. I agree, can we go back to reading election/birthday announcements? This is annoying me SO MUCH!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOLO SWAG Posted September 18, 2013 Report Share Posted September 18, 2013 I agree, can we go back to reading election/birthday announcements? This is annoying me SO MUCH!!!!!! God damn it I love you, Hakai. Praise be to Allarchon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Blair Posted September 18, 2013 Report Share Posted September 18, 2013 Praise Allarchon, the utmost mercy. In his unending wisdom and compassion he grants the possibility of paradise to even the most blaspheming dog infidels. Repent from your wicked ways and embrace the love of Allarchon, the neverender! Put away the lies and misconstructions of your peers and join the mushlimic force for good in this world. Allarchonu akbar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renegade4box Posted September 18, 2013 Report Share Posted September 18, 2013 (edited) easiest bait of my life You sure got us! Edited September 18, 2013 by renegade4box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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