Groucho Marx Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 (edited) ...We present Doom House. The Doom House Accordsit's a link Preamble:A DOOM HOUSE?! Article 1: Reginald P. LinuxAll three two signatories agree to solve all disagreements in private and try their best to keep their members from arguing with each other in public. Signatories are prohibited from engaging in war against one another. Article 2: What an interesting... figurineAll three signatories agree to grant access to each others' basic social discussion forums. Article 3: MY HAPPY HOUSEIf one of the signatories is directly attacked, the other one are obligated to defend them, unless the defense comes as a result of a chaining obligation. If one of the signatories is attacking aggressively, the other has the ability to join in too. Article 4: Secret Terrorist Burial GroundIf one of the signatories discover intel that the other one should know, they are obligated to share it. Article 5: DEAR RICHARD:Any signatory may withdraw from the Doom House Accords with a notice period of one week, during which all the above articles will apply. Signed for Umbrella: No one Signed for GOONS: Sardonic, PilotKenMorningstar, Co-Pilot Marx, SecretariatJerkdotwad, StrategosDoNotFearJazz, Pecuniator Council Members: Darksol, Slide, r00tn00b, dalstrs, NikolaP, Umar ibn Abd al-Aziz Signed for the Mushroom Kingdom: King: ArchonCrown Prince: RsoxBronco1Prince: MagicalTrevor Enclave: Trotsky, AzaghulLord High Vanguard: LebubuLord High Treasurer: King BrandonLord High Director: Kamichi Edited June 15, 2013 by Emperor Marx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ascended Dio Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 (edited) Beautiful! EDIT: this is not a bloc Edited June 15, 2013 by ColonelDionysus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamuella Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 It's of vital import that we stress how not a bloc this is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hapapants Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 Not a block Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagicalTrevor Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 Nice to see this not a bloc back in action already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted June 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 The best non-bloc ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarkin Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 Interesting stuff, however, I must ask: Could this be understood in the framework of a bloc, mayhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kubla Khan Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 (Post with snarky comment ) (implication of my prior knowledge with the intent of asserting my insider status) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamuella Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 (Post with snarky comment ) (implication of my prior knowledge with the intent of asserting my insider status)(metacommentary in parentheses) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longnameislonger Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 ew we allied goons again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 The Mood House lives on. Congrats guys. Umbrella's flag outshines you though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 I'm surprised you didn't sign TOP or us up for the 3rd slot ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeMilton Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 What a positively unbloc-like announcement. I look forward to this not being a bloc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iosif Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 really excited about this new bloc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicninja Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 Meh, Doomhouse did it better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Instr Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 10/10 I laughed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choson Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 (edited) RIGHT ON SCHEDULE! This is not a bloc. Edited June 16, 2013 by Choson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katy Perry Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 I'm surprised you didn't sign TOP or us up for the 3rd slot ;)Why not both? That'd be a dramatic twist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helios Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 Just a bloc with two signatories. Hi GOONS. Why not both? That'd be a dramatic twist. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, coming to a nation near you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimaera Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 This is no Platysphere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevolutionaryRebel Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 So, when are you inviting AI? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookavich Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 Sardonic is "leader" of GOONS like Archon is "leader" of MK... right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardus Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 this is more of a [s]three[/s] two way treaty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 How very cool and not stupid of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 How very cool and not stupid of you.I can't tell if this is sarcasm but I'm assuming so. Shut it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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