Ubuntu the Great Posted May 8, 2013 Report Share Posted May 8, 2013 Royal Decrees, new laws, commands of Ubuntu the Great! Dog licenses I have most assuredly been most upset by the unfair treatment of the doggies of the Zulu alliance. Some Zulu chiefs say dogs need to have license. Is most silly thing I hear of. Doggies do not drive car. You can ride a horse but horse need no license. Person on horse need no license.You can ride a donkey or an elephant but person or animal not need license.You cannot ride dog and dog do not drive but it need license? This is most foolish indeed. Cat much like dog. Cat need no license and if person ride cat cat be squiahed most flat. This is not natural that dogs be treated unfairly. It is hereby decreed that no doggies in the Zulu alliance shall be required to have license. Only time doggies need license is qhwn thwy are the driver of the automobile. All chiefs must start policy now or Offending Chief be staked to ground in field filled with doggies driving cars. So it is written. So it shall be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimaera Posted May 8, 2013 Report Share Posted May 8, 2013 And what of our feline friends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerdge Posted May 8, 2013 Report Share Posted May 8, 2013 I admit that wasting my time is my fault, in this case. The thread title considered, I should have known better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvon Posted May 9, 2013 Report Share Posted May 9, 2013 Every dog, woman and child in Kindred Nation must be registered and tagged :smug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helbrecht Posted May 9, 2013 Report Share Posted May 9, 2013 Dogs need barcodes and even sub-dermal RFID implants. This decree is not only short-sighted, it is discriminatory and is preventing the canines from availing of new tech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted May 9, 2013 Report Share Posted May 9, 2013 been waiting for someone to create this exact thread. FINALLY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baron Flynt Posted May 9, 2013 Report Share Posted May 9, 2013 A sensible ruling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamuella Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 I am anxious to know Ubuntu's thoughts on "the deal with airline food" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ubuntu the Great Posted May 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 I am anxious to know Ubuntu's thoughts on "the deal with airline food" People should bring their own food on the air plane. Room in back of plane for small cooking fire pit butcher block Hole in roof for smoke. Only small animals allowed on plane for food such as chicken duck piglets maybe small goats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrett93 Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 The infinite wisdom of Ubuntu The Great. Someone help this guy get some forums >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalfEmpty Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 Fresh Grilled Baby Backs at 25,000 ft. What would steerage get? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrosive Affliction Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 What about us who have exotic pets? Do they get bar codes, tags, and such attached to their bodies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Griffinin Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 Game-related RP is a more appropriate location for this thread. Movinin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Marin Posted May 11, 2013 Report Share Posted May 11, 2013 Since the country of the Exodus Republic has not considered such issue due to the fact that registries regarding all organisms (that are not human) within the Exodus borderline falls under the duties and responsibilities of the Department of Health, we do disagree with this decision your government has made. For one, if pets and animals domesticated by our civilians are not registered as a resident of a country providing with their owner's name and address, we will have streets filled with animals and mostly dead since studies has shown 400 million animals are killed by the vehicles our citizens drive each year. Another reason why we should have registries on domesticated animals will guarantee much less locked animals in the animal pound, or as referred to, the prison of animals; if one founds the domesticated animal and is registered, the founder can easily deliver the animal back to the rightful owner easily. With that said, we do not approve of your actions, but do respect them. May the Zulus prosper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Cyan Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 King Cyan wishes Ubuntu the Great justice in the fair treatment of dogs within the Zulu alliance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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