Groucho Marx Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 (edited) Hands off my damn chicken Preamble: There's nothing GOONS likes more than some delicious chicken, slow cooked the old fashioned way. Except for maybe when you heat a donut in the microwave. Has anyone seen my diabetes meds?Article 1: Goons likes chicken, especially the chicken provided by Los Pollos Hermanos.Article 2: If anyone tries to take chicken from GOONS, or attack their favourite chicken restaurant, GOONS will respond with defensive forceArticle 3: GOONS has a doctors visit coming in 30 days, at which point they may be told if they eat any more chicken they'll need another triple bypass. After the doctors visit GOONS will review its relationship with chicken.A collection of greasy fingered chicken fans, GOONS; Sardonic, Pilot KenMorningstar, Co-Pilot Emperor Marx, Secretariat jerkdotwad, Strategos Do Not Fear Jazz, Pecuniator Council: Darksol, Slide, r00tn00b, dalstrs, NikolaP, Umar ibn Abd al-Aziz LPH; Ernesto Che Guevara -- Head Chef Minister of Silly Walks -- Shift Manager Deebo -- Custodian *Credit to Lamuella for the treaty text. Edited April 27, 2013 by Emperor Marx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardonic Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 Nobody will choke the chicken on our watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enamel32 Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 I like chicken! Congratz on the new protectorate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 We've long been the children of GOONS. When you have children, you always have family. They will always be your priority, your responsibility. And a man, a man provides. And he does it even when he's not appreciated or respected or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he's a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 Chicken is the best and most versatile of diets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krzyzewskiville Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 Well, I guess nobody will be blowing up the chicken man in Philly tonight. Congrats to both parties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 Nobody will choke the chicken on our watch. i c wut u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush Sykes Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 GOONS are monsters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamuella Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 GOONS are monsters.We certainly have their table manners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kongo Jack IV Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 Sit on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 GOONS are monsters. Worthless raiders mirite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted April 28, 2013 Report Share Posted April 28, 2013 GOONS is doing too much protecting and too little raiding. I am disappoint. Seriously, though, congrats! GOONS, if it gets out hand, don't be afraid to spank the monkey chicken, k? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted April 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2013 (edited) Nobody will choke the chicken on our watch. Just when you think the godless heathens have won, traditional family values prove their timeless wisdom. Today is a great day for traditional values. Edited April 28, 2013 by Emperor Marx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted April 28, 2013 Report Share Posted April 28, 2013 Is this the part where I blame GOONS? I blame GOONS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperium of Cadia Posted April 28, 2013 Report Share Posted April 28, 2013 1 Word: Diabeetus :P I only give congrats to Marx after the good fight we had in the last war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookavich Posted April 29, 2013 Report Share Posted April 29, 2013 cool, congrats to chax and goons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alterego Posted April 29, 2013 Report Share Posted April 29, 2013 brb raiding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted April 29, 2013 Report Share Posted April 29, 2013 brb raiding Dude if you raid me I'm pretty sure your nation will go into debt. I won't cause it, you'll just absorb tons of starving refugees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potato Posted April 29, 2013 Report Share Posted April 29, 2013 brb raiding I don't think you have the balls to do it yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Dude if you raid me I'm pretty sure your nation will go into debt. I won't cause it, you'll just absorb tons of starving refugees. I thought you quit o.o I don't think you have the balls to do it yourself. I don't see you raiding any of your enemies either xD Also congratulations LPH, I don't see GOONS as an able alliance to protect anything, but good luck none the less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 I thought you quit o.o I don't see you raiding any of your enemies either xD Also congratulations LPH, I don't see GOONS as an able alliance to protect anything, but good luck none the less. I've been back for a few months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 I've been back for a few months. Welcome back, Why did LPH not choose FEAR, Europa, or Wolfpack to protect it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Welcome back, Why did LPH not choose FEAR, Europa, or Wolfpack to protect it? Europa doesn't exist, FEAR and Wolfpack aren't on the best of terms with LPH to say the least. heh. Plus GOONS loves our chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevolutionaryRebel Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 GOONS must think that LPH are bone-sucking good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 You're baiting me into responding with something sexually inappropriate. How dare you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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