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Hands off my damn chicken

 

Preamble: There's nothing GOONS likes more than some delicious chicken, slow cooked the old fashioned way. Except for maybe when you heat a donut in the microwave. Has anyone seen my diabetes meds?

Article 1: Goons likes chicken, especially the chicken provided by Los Pollos Hermanos.

Article 2: If anyone tries to take chicken from GOONS, or attack their favourite chicken restaurant, GOONS will respond with defensive force

Article 3: GOONS has a doctors visit coming in 30 days, at which point they may be told if they eat any more chicken they'll need another triple bypass. After the doctors visit GOONS will review its relationship with chicken.

A collection of greasy fingered chicken fans,

 

GOONS;

Sardonic, Pilot

KenMorningstar, Co-Pilot
Emperor Marx, Secretariat
jerkdotwad, Strategos
Do Not Fear Jazz, Pecuniator
 
Council: Darksol, Slide, r00tn00b, dalstrs, NikolaP, Umar ibn Abd al-Aziz

 

LPH;

Ernesto Che Guevara -- Head Chef

Minister of Silly Walks -- Shift Manager 

Deebo -- Custodian 

 

 

 

 

*Credit to Lamuella for the treaty text.

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We've long been the children of GOONS. When you have children, you always have family. They will always be your priority, your responsibility. And a man, a man provides. And he does it even when he's not appreciated or respected or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he's a man.

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GOONS is doing too much protecting and too little raiding. I am disappoint.

 

Seriously, though, congrats!

 

GOONS, if it gets out hand, don't be afraid to spank the monkey chicken, k?

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Nobody will choke the chicken on our watch.

 

Just when you think the godless heathens have won, traditional family values prove their timeless wisdom. Today is a great day for traditional values.

 

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Dude if you raid me I'm pretty sure your nation will go into debt. I won't cause it, you'll just absorb tons of starving refugees. 

 

I thought you quit o.o

 

I don't think you have the balls to do it yourself.

 

I don't see you raiding any of your enemies either xD

 

 

Also congratulations LPH, I don't see GOONS as an able alliance to protect anything, but good luck none the less.

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