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Let it be known! The NATO Government Reinvention List is now on line and in full force, ready to carry out it's duties to alliance, ally, and enemy alike. 

 

The green glow of worldly events has inspired and mutated our leaders to such an extent that it could not be overlooked this term.  Wars
come and wars go, but NATO abides.  Through the green clouds and acid rains, the turn out during our election cycle was robust and the results are glowing!


 

Lucky for all of you, our wall of text bot was decimated by cruise missiles sometime ago so here is the future line up for the alliance you all love to love or hate….



Batting first, and returning from last term as Secretary General….First appearances do count!, The sharpest knife in the NATO drawer, able to handle any bag of hammers he meets, He has no fallout, from the fallout, the full load that looks like a choad!



 Sir Humphrey

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At Secretary of Foreign Affairs, Returning from up in the announcer’s booth, the unknown diva, the plan weava, he puts the ring in string, so dense it is intense, the perennial back-seat driver…

 

Lenny N Karl

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At Secretary of Defense, just back from cutting in the front of the front lines of battle only to see the disapproving and deflated faces of her opponents...Make sure you never scorn her, because, well , ya know..she’s a chick…

 

Tsayka

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At Secretary of Commerce,  He really loves steel wool with a passion, he once saved up 10,000 Bazooka Joe wrappers for a contraption that changed $1 bills into $5 bills, He spent 10 years in Leavenworth, one of our longtime members, but rookie councilors…he is in charge of nickel and diming this gig through the rest of the war….

 

SteelersFan

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Up next, Secretary of Enlistment - The man in charge of sales, aka recruiting.  He has been know to sell snow cones to Eskimos while also dealing out salt water smoothies in the Gobi Desert. The one who will be pulling in all the noobs and rerolls…

 

Ionabis

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And last but not least, returning in a new gig as Chief Justice,  She settled the dispute over less filling vs taste great, a feat that puts us all as mere mortals at her feet.  The judge without a grudge, the official judicial, the one and only….

 

AtheistRepublican

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We hope you all are enjoying the war as much as us, and we all wish our new council the best of luck to continue to make NATO one of the nicest, most pleasant communities on the planet.

 

 

 

 

tl;dr :

 

Secretary General - Sir Humphrey

Secretary of Foreign Affairs - Lenny N Karl

Secretary of Defense - Tsayka

Secretary of Commerce - SteelersFan

Secretary of Enlistment - Ionabis

Chief Justice - AtheistRepublican

 

 

 

Now, who brought the Velveeta, Ritz, and box wine?  Pop in the cassette tape Anu!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VPLOVJ0u94

 

EDIT to add forum link: http://www.cnnato.org/



 

 

 



 



 



 



 


 

 

 

 

 



 

Edited by Lenny N Karl
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Cassette tape playing Boston?  You mad, bro.  8 track is the only way to go.

 

Congrats to all the puppets great people elected this round, may your sentence terms go by with honor.

 

Especially glad to see LnK back in government.  Happy to get back to a one King system :P

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