delendum Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 [ Gentlemen, hello. It gives me great pleasure to come before you this fine day and announce that the one true God, Allarchon himself, revealed to us what we had been suspecting all along: oyababy is no mere mortal. oyababy is, in fact, The Wrath of Allarchon himself, materialized in the most elegant of forms. While we have long been aware of oyababy's superhuman ability and talent (and no doubt the Kingdom's enemies have been as well), it is of great significance that Allarchon has personally named his chosen in such a direct fashion. As such, it is of the utmost importance that the Kingdom ceremonially recognizes oyababy as the rightful messenger of Allarchon's Anger. Although we would expect that the majority of you fine sirs are already acquainted with the great oyababy and his indeed godly exploits, we will no doubt do the needful and illustrate a couple of facts. 1. oyababy has never lost an offensive GA. Not one. The current tally for this war is 101 - 0. This is a milestone that mere mortals only dream of. 2. oyababy is personally responsible for the destruction of 53,572.48 enemy infrastructure, 12,261.73 enemy technology and 34,548.14 enemy land - in this war alone. (oyababy has humbly requested that I mention his current round of wars is far from over) 3. oyababy is omnipresent - regardless of the time of day, regardless of the weather, oyababy will be there, watching, waiting, countering your every move. 4. oyababy is not only godly in his might, his demeanor is also distilled perfection. We hope that you will join us in celebrating this god amongst men, this chosen messenger of Allarchon himself - the legendary oyababy - Wrath of Allarchon. These two special sigs have been crafted to mark the occasion and be freely distributed: The Kingdom would like to extend wishes of luck to those foolish enough to oppose us - nothing else is going to save you. Signed: delendum - Humble Messenger Allarchon - God oyababy - The Wrath of Allarchon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o ya baby Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 I am Allarchon's Fist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsoxbronco1 Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 Too bad the upper tier doesn't matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geerland Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 All hail Allarchon, and the wrath of Allarchon given human form, O ya baby. The infidel should pray to their heathen gods, for they will get no mercy from the terrible wrath that will rain down upon them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheeKy Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 too bad eq is horrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktarthan Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 Pity be upon them who must face The Wrath of Allarchon, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 oyababy IS p. scary good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salsabeast1 Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 Equilibrium must surrender now. Who can argue with this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomzoomzoom Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 TTK will destroy him though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArneS Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 Clearly one of MK's war dodging upper tier nations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonaspect Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 I am pretty happy we are on the same side ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldConqueror Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 Oyababy, the Kingdom's own WMD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o ya baby Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 (edited) TTK will destroy him though I will be destroyed. Edited February 17, 2013 by o ya baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geerland Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 The creation of o ya baby. Allarchon looked down upon the world, and foresaw the nations of eQuilibrium with their carefully hoarded infra and infertile land. With these, they attempted to match the shining towers of technology that the Mushroom Caliphate and its blessed allies possessed. Allarchon was not best pleased at this turn of events. His wrath was such that the heavens opened, and the material of the heavens formed the rough outline of a being. This being was shaped by Allarchon and tested in the furnaces of many jihads, before being tempered in the holy war of Dave. And lo, Allarchon was pleased with his creation, and sent him out down upon the world. His name is o ya baby, and he is waiting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheeKy Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 (edited) TTK will destroy him though DANGAR ALART EMAGENCY but o/ owabie! Edited February 17, 2013 by CheeKy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander shepard Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 I am pretty happy we are on the same side ;) I'm afraid this won't save your alliance from being shredded to ash and you spending months in PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldConqueror Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 I'm afraid this won't save your alliance from being shredded to ash and you spending months in PM.wow harsh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 No attention whoring in this tread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salsabeast1 Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 I will be destroyed. no need, Ubuntu will save the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliph Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 (edited) EQ talks like they have some go getters. Well we're sending our go getter (OYB) to go get em. Edited February 17, 2013 by Caliph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saniiro Matsudaira Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 oyababy will show you why MK doesn't need nuclear weapons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Lord of Funk Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 Your hero is a semi-blind, dancing legume with confidence issues? Damn I feel bad for MK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldConqueror Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 Your hero is a semi-blind, dancing legume with confidence issues? Damn I feel bad for MK.That's ok, we feel bad for whoever ends up in oyababy's firing line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 Mushroom Kingdom has almost broke Winner12345's record of announcements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diogenes Posted February 17, 2013 Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 Your hero is a semi-blind, dancing legume with confidence issues? Damn I feel bad for MK. i feel bad for the smoldering crater that used to be your coalition's upper tier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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