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Gentlemen, hello.

 

It gives me great pleasure to come before you this fine day and announce that the one true God, Allarchon himself, revealed to us what we had been suspecting all along: oyababy is no mere mortal. oyababy is, in fact, The Wrath of Allarchon himself, materialized in the most elegant of forms.

 

While we have long been aware of oyababy's superhuman ability and talent (and no doubt the Kingdom's enemies have been as well), it is of great significance that Allarchon has personally named his chosen in such a direct fashion. As such, it is of the utmost importance that the Kingdom ceremonially recognizes oyababy as the rightful messenger of Allarchon's Anger.

 

 

Although we would expect that the majority of you fine sirs are already acquainted with the great oyababy and his indeed godly exploits, we will no doubt do the needful and illustrate a couple of facts.

 

1. oyababy has never lost an offensive GA. Not one. The current tally for this war is 101 - 0. This is a milestone that mere mortals only dream of.

 

 

2. oyababy is personally responsible for the destruction of 53,572.48 enemy infrastructure, 12,261.73 enemy technology and 34,548.14 enemy land - in this war alone. (oyababy has humbly requested that I mention his current round of wars is far from over)

 

 

3. oyababy is omnipresent - regardless of the time of day, regardless of the weather, oyababy will be there, watching, waiting, countering your every move.

 

 

4. oyababy is not only godly in his might, his demeanor is also distilled perfection.

 

 

We hope that you will join us in celebrating this god amongst men, this chosen messenger of Allarchon himself - the legendary oyababy - Wrath of Allarchon. These two special sigs have been crafted to mark the occasion and be freely distributed:

 

 

 

The Kingdom would like to extend wishes of luck to those foolish enough to oppose us - nothing else is going to save you.

 

Signed:

delendum - Humble Messenger

Allarchon - God

oyababy - The Wrath of Allarchon

 

 

 

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The creation of o ya baby.

Allarchon looked down upon the world, and foresaw the nations of eQuilibrium with their carefully hoarded infra and infertile land. With these, they attempted to match the shining towers of technology that the Mushroom Caliphate and its blessed allies possessed.

Allarchon was not best pleased at this turn of events. His wrath was such that the heavens opened, and the material of the heavens formed the rough outline of a being. This being was shaped by Allarchon and tested in the furnaces of many jihads, before being tempered in the holy war of Dave. And lo, Allarchon was pleased with his creation, and sent him out down upon the world.

His name is o ya baby, and he is waiting.

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