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Posted 16 February 2013 - 02:06 AM
An asteroid strikes Russia today with the force of 400 Atomic Bombs, leaving 700 billion dead. It is scary to think that this could happen at any time.
Source:
http://www.theonion....g-cooles,31321/
http://www.theonion....ver-1000,31324/
http://www.reuters.c...E91E05Z20130215
Edited by Rotavele, 16 February 2013 - 02:16 AM.
BEAT TULSA (AGAIN)!
Posted 16 February 2013 - 02:17 AM
I see. Well, since there are only 7 billion people, that means we're all dead and don't know it. On the plus side, we're all Bruce Willis, on the minus side, we're all in an M Night Shamaylan movie.
Nobody gets out of the Dolphin pit alive
Posted 16 February 2013 - 02:48 AM
A very solid effort by this asteroid. A+
Undead.
Posted 16 February 2013 - 08:22 AM
700 billion dead? Oh geez...
Revolution!
Posted 16 February 2013 - 08:49 AM
sleeping
Posted 16 February 2013 - 04:38 PM
Clearly the russians don't throw their asteroids far enough.
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Posted 17 February 2013 - 02:21 PM
Impossible for an "asteroid" to strike Russia - that would make it a meteorite by definition.
Of course, I blame Obama's expansionary fiscal policy for the meteorite and we should all see it as the first sign of runaway inflation as predicted by Ayn Rand.
PanSithe
Posted 17 February 2013 - 03:08 PM
So.... Humans count for 7bil.... Where is the other 693bil?
Superbly Advanced Being
Posted 17 February 2013 - 04:03 PM
Undead.
Posted 17 February 2013 - 04:34 PM
Superbly Advanced Being
Posted 17 February 2013 - 07:34 PM
Yup, I sure hope you can too"leaving 700 billion dead"
I believe you can read.
DAWN
Posted 18 February 2013 - 12:56 AM
You forgot the war on drugs. The connection is obvious.Impossible for an "asteroid" to strike Russia - that would make it a meteorite by definition.
Of course, I blame Obama's expansionary fiscal policy for the meteorite and we should all see it as the first sign of runaway inflation as predicted by Ayn Rand.
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Posted 18 February 2013 - 07:27 AM
This is the biggest asteroid since Tunguska, which killed 900 billion.
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Posted 18 February 2013 - 06:51 PM
I just hope that in the afterlife if we are all dead, there will not be a vodka shortage 
PanSithe
Posted 18 February 2013 - 07:29 PM
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Posted 18 February 2013 - 07:39 PM
Da, Vodka!
Dark Dragon
Posted 19 February 2013 - 03:22 AM
1000 + Injured
None Dead
As of yet there's been no known deaths from meteorites hitting the earth
Pretty impressive
Suffering for the Cause
Posted 19 February 2013 - 02:43 PM
1000 + Injured
None Dead
As of yet there's been no known deaths from meteorites hitting the earth
Pretty impressive
Sorry, have to correct you. There was one death a few years ago from a meteorite.
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Posted 19 February 2013 - 03:18 PM
Sorry, have to correct you. There was one death a few years ago from a meteorite.
Suffering for the Cause
Posted 19 February 2013 - 03:29 PM
[citation needed]
Sorry for stealing your line, Hereno
My bad, I had bad info. It was a cow killed.
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