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[quote name='Yates' timestamp='1358871517' post='3083731']

What's with the homoerotic post, man? Granted, I'm all for it, obviously. It just seemed weird and out of place.

Hey, can the next one be hot firemen? I'm a fireman. I can show you my [i]hose[/i]. [Get it!! By "hose" I mean "unit!"]
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Hot Firemen for next war sounds good. See you then? ;)

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[quote name='Kowalski' timestamp='1358895935' post='3084037']
Sigh. Can't even compliment the opposition now without some pissy little princess getting sand in her vagina.
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In all fairness, it was a backhanded compliment.

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[quote name='Kowalski' timestamp='1358895935' post='3084037']
Sigh. Can't even compliment the opposition now without some pissy little princess getting sand in her vagina.
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Well when that line is used mostly as a negative, can't blame any "princess" for taking it the wrong way. Nice short fuse, but it's time to go change your tampon.

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[quote name='Brehon' timestamp='1358876283' post='3083794']
Really everyone (both sides) cut the !@#$.

We all know if IRON or NPO are hit, NG will counter.
We know if MK is hit NG will counter.

Stop acting stupid just so you can play some great argument or strategy out here. We all know why Umbrella was hit. We all know why AI and NATO were the ones countered and we all know why the declarations didn't include MK.

Good lord I go to sleep for one night and you all start acting like something changed.

You wanted war. We wanted war leave the drivel at home.
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Couldn't have said it better myself.

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[quote name='Brehon' timestamp='1358876283' post='3083794']
Really everyone (both sides) cut the !@#$.

We all know if IRON or NPO are hit, NG will counter.
We know if MK is hit NG will counter.

Stop acting stupid just so you can play some great argument or strategy out here. We all know why Umbrella was hit. We all know why AI and NATO were the ones countered and we all know why the declarations didn't include MK.

Good lord I go to sleep for one night and you all start acting like something changed.

You wanted war. We wanted war leave the drivel at home.
[/quote]actually brehon we all know that everyone has avoided declaring on us because we are after all CN's Godliest Military Empire[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][size=3]â„¢[/size][/font][/color]

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[quote name='Bob Ilyani' timestamp='1358895328' post='3084027']
I wonder: if we reveal the secret NG-TOP treaty, will all the alliances that declare war on us edit their DoWs? Makes you think...
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Wow now that is so witty, did you write that yourself or do you have a team of writers coming up with those quality zingers

GFY

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[quote name='OverlordShinnra' timestamp='1358893820' post='3084011']
I'm trying to find out who went through the most trouble to give us some lovin. The best I can tell its Invicta.

Invicta MDoAP w/ CSN
CSN MDAP w/ R&R
R&R MDoAP w/ NATO
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Fixed, just fyi.

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[center][size=7][color=orange]And now back to the Jerry Springer Show.[/color][/size][/center]
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Jerry: Well folks, just before the break we left this with the line that this break-up has become some sort of twisted orgy.

Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
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Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Jerry: When we last left, ODN and INT had promised to bring out their friends, and Equilibrium was going to introduce a few more of theirs.

[color=blue]Enter Duckroll[/color]

Jerry: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome The Order of Righteous Nations, Argent, and Molon Labe
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Jerry: We aren't done. Welcome also to the lovely Invicta, the handsome Legion, and the always entertaining Avalanche.
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Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
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Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Jerry: And there are more. Come on out Ragnorak, Nebula-X, The Dark Templar, and Libertarian Socialist Federation.
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Jerry: So Equilibrium, huh? How is it fairing?

RoK: To be honest, Jerry, we are a bit disappointed?

Jerry: Whatever do you mean?

Legion: Well, Jerry, everybody is always telling us to "man up" to "put our pixels where our mouth is," but these trolls won't don't want to party. They just want to sit there and mouth breath, when we came to get down.

Audience: OOOOOOOOOO

INT: Hey, hey! That's not fair. We are here with you.

Invicta: You know, INT, you are right. It's all those friends of yours who keep mouth breathing.

Jerry: Hey, now! Let's not get too out of hand here. Are we calm enough to proceed?

Avalanche: Yes, Jerry, I believe we are.

Jerry: Then let's bring out a few friends of INT and ODN.

[color=blue]Audience Cheers[/color]
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Jerry: Here are those guys in the Grand Alliance and Treaty Organization, as well as their friends in The Last Remnants.
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[color=blue]Cut to Audience[/color]
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Jerry: Now, let's here what they have to say.

GATO: Sup, guys? We're getting ready. We'll come when we're needed. Also, Jerry, we are the Global Alliance and Treaty Organization.

Jerry: How embarrassing. I really do think you are grand, though.

TLR: NO YOU! STUPID !@#$%S!

[color=blue]And thus the mayhem ensues[/color]
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[color=blue]Meanwhile, in the audience, we have this train wreck, known as The Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence, and Sadism.[/color]

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GOONS: Oh no. Oh hell no! Don't make me take off this skirt and do something.

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Edit: Formatting is hard. :facepalm:

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[quote name='Piejonk' timestamp='1358905828' post='3084150']
We feel honored to be the closest alliance out of this entire coalition to NG.
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There's a reason for that :smug:

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[quote name='Stewie' timestamp='1358905000' post='3084145']
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/T7bEPo2.png[/IMG]

I think this sums up the first 21 pages of this topic.
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This is my favorite propaganda because it's actually what happened.

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