askani the rotund Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 (edited) We should settle this conflict with spirited game of beer pong!!! Edited January 20, 2013 by askani the rotund Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinfat Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 There are a couple of obvious ways of looking at this. Yes, there are more than two ways, but I'm going to focus exclusively on the obvious ones. First, trapdoors. I said it. You read it. Trapdoors. We've all seen them in at least one capacity; usually as a piece of flooring that can be made to rapidly, suddenly and unexpectedly fall out from beneath a person. But what's beneath the trapdoor? What's at the bottom of that shaft in which the person just hilariously fell? For the unimaginative....nothing. Just another floor some distance below the one they just fell through. For the lightly or marginally imaginative there might be spikes, or alligators or alligators with spikes on their backs. What I'm trying to convey is there would be some sort of combination of sharp objects and scaly American reptiles. Me, I'm a used hypodermic needles and leeches kind of guy. Don't ask me where I get those items in large quantities, because my guy doesn't like dealing to strangers. Second, and no less obvious, is Copper. No, not the British/Australian slang for Police Officer; I'm referring to the chemical element. Good old Cu, or "Atomic Number 29" for those of you who fancy figures. In addition to having ridiculously high electrical and thermal conductivity, Copper is essential to all living organisms. How can that be? Well, "...it is a key constituent of the respiratory enzyme complex cytochrome c oxidase." In conclusion, Uruguay is a land of contrasts. /I'm going back to drinking now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 (edited) No NADC members below the rank of ZI Target may post in this thread. Edited January 20, 2013 by Rotavele Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smontag Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 Sometimes my plans involve doing things that weren't thought as possible. Other times I will go along the lines of misinforming others just to see if they are paying attention. While death may be certain for most people if you try some very simple steps you too can avoid death forever. The first step is to send me $10000000 so I can send you the entire cheat death like a boss and get the girl package. Not only will I teach you how to cheat death, but I will help you get the girl. Yes that's right Te'o you too can get a REAL girlfriend. After the initial package there are going to be some other things you will need. I mean you are now going to live forever so you might as well go to a Vegas strip club and hook up with everyone there. I don't want to give away too many of my ideas but they can help you out in the future or you can decide to ignore hobo and not understand what is going on. o/ fark on ther decision to do that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavingMainyYak Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 [quote name='Avakael' timestamp='1358655624' post='3080655'] Will Fark continue their protection of Umbrella at this time? [/quote] Alas, that protectorate lapsed. And now the winds of change blow. The rains fall in torrents. And our glasses are again empty. Priorities. Hail Hobo, our Homeless Overlord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex987 Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 [quote name='Toby Ziegler' timestamp='1358655150' post='3080632'] Good luck? Maybe? [/quote] Pardon me but sir your name is fantastic. Oh, and o/ Fark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rokula Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 (edited) This is the most confusing thing I read all month. Edited January 20, 2013 by Rokula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trimm Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 I have no idea what you are talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The R00STER Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 I do not know if I am insulted or inspired by this read but you won me over with the lets get drunk pic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EViL0nE Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 [quote name='Rokula' timestamp='1358657930' post='3080700'] This is the most confusing thing I read all month. [/quote] You must not get onto the OWF much. There's a whole DoW thread around here somewhere with numerous posts more confusing than the OP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodger Waldie Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 Homeless Overlord , needs to pass out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drai Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 Hahahahahaha, I wish other alliances would take the time to chillax and just have some fun like you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoskia Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 [quote name='Rotavele' timestamp='1358657369' post='3080692'] No NADC members below the rank of ZI Target may post in this thread. [/quote] I've read the post and I don't really understand what it means. So I decided not to allow me to post here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prozenz Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 [quote name='UltimateDogg' timestamp='1358655573' post='3080652'] no one below the rank of high erector may post in here. [/quote]:fap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saniiro Matsudaira Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 Seems like a good time in Fark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 o/ hobo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xR1 Fatal Instinct Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 [img]http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t102/Swat63/2571u28.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subcomandante VL Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 [quote name='Happy The Hobo' timestamp='1358654688' post='3080621']No, the decline of our civilization is attributable primarily to Smontag.[/quote] This was the only bit I got out of that, and I agree completely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntyCrist Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 [quote name='Tiber Septim' timestamp='1358655471' post='3080647'] Either good luck, or you suck. I'll check the war screens and let you know shortly. [/quote]^This^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President S O Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 I agree with Drai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bombuator Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 So you could type all that being drunk? You need to teach me your skills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anu Drake Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 [quote name='Shinfat' timestamp='1358657332' post='3080691'] In conclusion, Uruguay is a land of contrasts. [/quote] This is brilliant. Cats are toasters, too. Free the pancakes or let the heavens fall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge X Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 O/ happy for confusing the Hell out of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 I like how for the duration of the OP -- in all its raging verbosity -- the writer suggests he's concluding his statement. I would definitely read again. 4 stars out of 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scytale Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 Ignoring orders and posting anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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