ShadowDragon Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 (edited) [font=verdana,geneva,sans-serif]The Coalition of Royal Allied Powers (CRAP) and the Random Insanity Alliance (RIA) have a long history together. Long ago back in early 2007 we met and began our journey together. Our path together led us from a PIAT, to a Protectorate, to a MDoAP - from lol, Maroonity, to the Solidarity Pact for an Allied Maroon, and lastly to the Chestnut Accords and Maroon Economic Pact. We have grown, fought, and lived alongside each other for many years now. Thus every couple of years we need to reaffirm our love for each other and instead of making a baby, we choose to spawn more treaties. Without further ado I present you with the Treatyception.[/font] [center][font=verdana,geneva,sans-serif][img]http://i.imgur.com/ojIh4.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/qcDl7.png[/img][/font][/center] [center][font=verdana,geneva,sans-serif][size=6]Treatyception[/size][/font][/center] [font=verdana,geneva,sans-serif][size=5][u]Watermelon Pact[/u][/size] The Coalition of Royal Allied Powers (CRAP, Cool Rats and People) and the Random Insanity Alliance (RIA, RI Alliance), hereafter referred to as the High Contracting Parties, recognize their long shared history and reaffirm their brotherhood, and agree that they will continue to have weekly barbeques till the day they keel over. [size=5][u]Pyramid Accords[/u][/size] The High Contracting Parties recognize and reaffirm their commitment to the "CRAPwow! You'll be saying wow every time" treaty, the CRAP-RIA Peace Intelligence and Aid Treaty, the CRAP-RIA Treaty of Amity and Cooperation, their joint membership in lol, Maroonity, and their joint membership in the Honorable Maroon Trading Company. They may not cancel or withdraw from any of the above treaties without first breaking the Treatyception. They also recognize and reaffirm their mutual membership in the Chestnut Accords, Solidarity Pact for an Allied Maroon, and Maroon Economic Pact. Should a High Contracting Party withdraw from any of these blocs then an exact copy of it shall be automatically created with the signatories being the High Contracting Parties of the Treatyception. The newly created treaty may not be canceled or withdrawn from without first breaking the Treatyception. See the Breaking the Treatyception Agreement for more information on breaking the Treatyception. [size=5][u]Antelope Treaty[/u][/size] The High Contracting Parties agree that they may amend the Pyramid Accords with new treaties at any time in the future if agreed upon by their respective governments. [size=5][u]Agreement for Establishing the Treaty of Amity and Cooperation between the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers and the Random Insanity Alliance[/u][/size] The Coalition of Royal Allied Powers and the Random Insanity Alliance announce the signing of the following Treaty of Amity. This Treaty of Amity is considered a separate treaty and not part of the Treatyception. [quote]Treaty of Amity and Cooperation between the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers and the Random Insanity Alliance In their relations with one another, the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers and the Random Insanity Alliance shall be guided by the following fundamental principles; a. mutual respect for the independence, sovereignty, equality, and national identity of the signatories, b. the right of the signatories to lead its national existence free from external interference, subversion or coercion, c. non-interference in the internal affairs of one another, d. settlement of differences or disputes by peaceful means, e. effective cooperation among themselves. The Coalition of Royal Allied Powers and the Random Insanity Alliance agree that by the signing of this pact, they will obey and abide by the terms of this pact. This pact will be enacted into law in both signatory alliances immediately and may be dissolved after 48 hours notice to the other signatory. [/quote] [size=5][u]Agreement for Establishing the Honorable Maroon Trading Company[/u][/size] The Coalition of Royal Allied Powers and Random Insanity Alliance hereby establish a joint protectorate bloc known as the Honorable Maroon Trading Company. The Honorable Maroon Trading Company is considered a separate entity than the Treatyception. [quote]Charter of the Honorable Maroon Trading Company The Coalition of Royal Allied Powers and Random Insanity Alliance, hereafter known as the Chartered Members, hereby announce the establishment of the Honorable Maroon Trading Company. The Charted Members reserve the right to amend the Charter with the agreement of their respective governments. Alliances of any creed, color, or size may apply for membership in the Honorable Maroon Trading Company by announcing their intention to the governments of one of the Chartered Members. The Chartered Members shall convene among themselves and should both their governments agree than the applying alliance shall be included as an Apprentice of the Company. The Chartered Members pledge to defend all Apprentices against any acts of aggression to the fullest extent of their ability. Any action taken against the the Apprentices will be considered as a direct attack on the Chartered Members. The Apprentices agree to give their loyalty to the Chartered Members. Abuse of their status in any way will be cause for their immediate expulsion from the Company. Abuse includes, but is not limited to, provoking other alliances into a war, attacking the Charted Members or their allies, or aiding enemies of the Chartered Members. The Apprentices maintain the option of defending the Charted Members or any other Apprentice should they so choose. The Apprentices agree to seek guidance from the Charted Members, they agree to keep the Chartered Members informed of any external relations they are seeking, and any problems they are having. An Apprentice may withdraw from the Company after giving 24 hours notice to the Charted Members. A Chartered Member may withdraw from the Company at any time after giving 48 hours notice to the other Charted Members. [/quote] [size=5][u]Breaking the Treatyception Agreement[/u][/size] A High Contracting Party may choose to the break the Treatyception after giving 1 week notice to the other High Contracting Parties. [size=5][u]Signed for the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers[/u][/size] ~ Chuck Normis - Triumvir/Founder of CRAP; aka Almighty Lord Buddha ~ constapatedape - Triumvir of CRAP, Guy Who Loves Useless Treaties ~ Raistandantilus - Triumvir, Pope, Purveyor of Fine Whines ~ Lawno -MoIA, Token Aussie of the internet ~ Darthboy155 - MoF, Master of the bills ~ Champcardon of Rudostan - Chancellor of the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers [size=5][u]Signed for the Random Insanity Alliance[/u][/size] ~ Shadow, By the Grace of Cactuar, His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Eternal Triumvir of Random Insanity and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc. ~ Ogaden, Spammer of Inboxes, Giver of Happy Endings, Retard Savant, Buzzkill Extraordinaire, Protector of Mexico. ~ im317, Triumvir, Former Elder of PotD, Protector of ARES ~ Croix, also putting Mogar's name in this signature because he's Captain Planet dammit. ~ Atonichis775, Master of Internal Affairs of the RIA, He who must not be named without word-brutha, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed, Destroyer of worlds, "the great dark one", Emissary of the Prophets, Former Grang Nagus, Dovahkiin, Iron Jay, Future Companion to the Doctor, Wielder of Axe Body Spray, Keeper of the Key, Last of the Rainacorns, He who Braces Himself for Winter. ~ biofantic, Head of Military Operations, Master of the Galaxy, the 5th ghostbuster, Singer of great epics, Divider of Canyons, Emperor of Emperors, Leader of the New Generation, Squire to Shadow's Shadow's Shadow's Shadow, Curer of Bad Music Syndrome, Lighter of lights, Secret Fascist Leader of the People ~ cctmsp13, Viceroy [u]References[/u] [url="http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/%22CRAPwow!_You%27ll_be_saying_wow_every_time%22_treaty"]"CRAPwow! You'll be saying wow every time" treaty[/url] [url="http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/CRAP-RIA_Peace,_Intelligence,_and_Aid_Treaty"]CRAP-RIA Peace, Intelligence, and Aid Treaty[/url] [url="http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/Lol,_Maroonity"]Lol, Maroonity[/url] [url="http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/Chestnut_Accords"]Chestnut Accords[/url] [url="http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/Solidarity_Pact_for_an_Allied_Maroon"]Solidarity Pact for an Allied Maroon[/url] [url="http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/Maroon_Economic_Pact"]Maroon Economic Pact[/url] [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=114821"]Treaty of Amity and Cooperation between the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers and the Random Insanity Alliance[/url] [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=114821"]Honorable Maroon Trading Company[/url] [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=114821"]Watermelon Pact[/url] [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=114821"]Pyramid Accords[/url] [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=114821"]Antelope Treaty[/url] [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=114821"]Agreement for Establishing the Treaty of Amity and Cooperation between the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers and the Random Insanity Alliance[/url] [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=114821"]Agreement for Establishing the Honorable Maroon Trading Company[/url] [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=114821"]Breaking the Treatyception Agreement[/url] [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=114821"]Treatyception[/url] [/font] Edited January 18, 2013 by ShadowDragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Normis Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 This is a treaty, playing a treaty, disguised as another treaty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Maroonity forever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lennybronx Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Awesome Congrats!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Glorious glory be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constapatedape Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 i love this so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wes the wise Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Letme guess, you two are BFF's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcorp Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Congratulations to CRAP and RIA. A treaty within a treaty within another treaty? I hope I'm not dreaming right now because this is amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Normis Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 (edited) [quote name='wes the wise' timestamp='1358480423' post='3078384'] Letme guess, you two are BFF's [/quote] Just like GOD and VE. Edited January 18, 2013 by Chuck Normis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bombuator Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 What? /me confused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salsabeast1 Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 You can never have enough CRAP, just when you think you had enough you have more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dre4mwe4ver Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Not enough treaties, imho. Regardless, congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quantum Leap Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Congratulations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingervites Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 yeah I didn't read that. congrats though on whatever you've accomplished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorSoul Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 (edited) [img]http://i710.photobucket.com/albums/ww105/Vigorosity/yodog_zpsc4d5c06c.jpg[/img] Words added for those of you that can't just handle a picture by itself. Edited January 18, 2013 by WarriorSoul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King William Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 I'm waiting until the cliff notes come out. Otherwise congrats guys. I support the English language myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Too long... I'll just asume that Viceroy Ogaden got drunk and naked and did something he regrets. Credit to CRAP for asumedly putting up the bail to get him out in time for the weekend! o/ CRAP o/ RIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 (edited) Hey what happens in Vegas [i]stays[/i] in Vegas. Edited January 18, 2013 by Ogaden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeology Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 yay more treaties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Awesome to see. Congrats to both parties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vukland Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Friends & Allies \o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subcomandante VL Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 I'm really confused. Congrats on whatever happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reyas Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Treaties all the way down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starfox101 Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 The Watermelon Pact was a three way MDP between CDS, LUE, and GGA. This is not that. Therefore this is not the Watermelon Pact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Republic Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 (edited) Congrats to our RIA allies and our firends in CRAP o/ Edited January 18, 2013 by Irish Republic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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