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[center][size=5][b]Rodentia Dominatus, New Desolate Order and the Warriors [/b][/size][/center]
[center][size=5][b]Joint Announcement[/b][/size][/center]

[center][size=4][b]Who will get the bacon?![/b][/size][/center]

I have always wanted to do this, and every round I have tried to put one together, but until now no one ever took me up on it. Finally someone had the sack to ante up big time and the Warriors are damn proud of both of them. Good friends make for a good war!

Thus, on Update the night of 11/1 and the morning of 11/2, the above will go to war. The lines look fairly close-ish, and with this clusterfluck war everyone else seems to be doing, we are about the only ones left out of it. So we will just take our radioactive toys and go play together.

The "rules:"

Go time: Update November 1st/2nd
- 11:45pm Nov. 1st: Start spy attacks.
Spy attacks prior to 11:45 GET [u]NO[/u] BACON!
- 11:50 Nov. 1st: Begin declaring wars.
Wars declared prior to 11:50pm GET [u]NO[/u] BACON!
- War reasons include the word "bacon" whenever possible

The prize: BACON! Let's talk bacon.
Many people love the wonderful taste of bacon, in all its many delicious forms.
For example, some people like romantic bacon:

[img]http://www.bitrebels.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Beautiful-Bacon-Rose-Bouquet-5.jpg[/img]


Bacon can be patriotic:

[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lXd-n5Kab50/SlFbZ-zQMhI/AAAAAAAAAnE/NIfpyTj8brg/s400/Food+-+2009-07-24+-+Bacon+flag.jpg[/img]



However, some people might be cautious with their bacon:

[img]http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/c399_tactical_canned_bacon.jpg[/img]

Others might go with a bacon log:

[img]http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/bacon_explosion1.jpg[/img]


Still others will go with a bacon sandwich, or even bacon pie:

[img]http://www.kraftrecipes.com/assets/recipe_images/Bacon-Lettuce-Tomato-Sandwich-2384.jpg[/img][img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-buAQzAzeeH8/TaaHHyKzq4I/AAAAAAAAABY/sXAco8w95IQ/s1600/apple-bacon-pie.jpg[/img]


Yet, however you love your bacon - there's enough bacon for everyone.
So tomorrow night, expect the bacon to hit the fan, and the fans of bacon to go to war.

o7 NDO, RD and tW!


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tl;dr: BACON! Also war. We hope this announcement made you hungry.

[size=1]PS: I hotlinked the crap out of these and reserve the right to replace links that go bad :)[/size]

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Bacon bacon!

[img]http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bacon-truck.jpg[/img]

...but who get the chocolate covered bacon?

[img]http://www.theculturebite.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Bacon-Bacon-Chocolate.jpg[/img]

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Wow!! I See Nukes flying for the Bacons. Every nation's citizen will become a bacon itself


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My fellow ladies and gentlemen of the Open World Forum, today I come to you bringing grim news. We, the nations of the New Desolate Order, have run out of bacon. It is perpetrated that a young deviant tyrant regent operating under the name of “Professor” has consumed all the bacon as he worked towards patching up trade circles for our powerful alliance. As the Sultan of the New Desolate Order, it is my job to personally handle all things that conflict with our values, be they foreign or domestic. Our lack of bacon is a problem that requires a declaration from my kingdom. This declaration is against those who would produce and hold bacon without sharing it with my people. Tonight our war with The Warriors begins with our friends in Rodentia Dominatus by our side. We will fight until bacon is guaranteed for all! Spy attacks begin soon, and then the real fun begins! We fight for bacon, and we fight for the dreams of all the baconless.

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