Mr Vicarious Posted September 4, 2012 Report Share Posted September 4, 2012 Farkistan has completed a round of [s]regular[/s] emergency erections to recover from the damage dealt by the kegger/war. It is sad that we had to use [s]our normal erection cycle[/s] a special erection to find leadership to bring Fark through these dark times. The newly erected, emergency, "OH GOD, WHAT DO WE DO NOW THAT THE BEER IS GONE?!???" government of Farkistan was asked for their thoughts on the war: [b]Speaker of the Council:[/b] [b]Shinfat[/b] "None of my opponents abandoned more than $4.27 worth of equipment. How was Fark expected to fight an honorable war against an enemy who is unwilling to provide us with the funds needed to continue our selfless defense? I mean seriously, getting "$4.27" in abandoned equipment? What are we supposed to do with that? I can't even by a 6 pack of Natty Light for $4.2!" [b]TotalFark Councilor: [/b][b]one_eighty_two[/b] "The morale of my nation has been ruined. After two months of non-stop cruise missiles, sitting on the edges of their seats and waiting for an actual attack from my opponents, constant drinking, and the occasional beer fart, the nerves of my people are shot."[b] TotalFark Councilor: Kahiel [/b]"After careful consideration I have decided to [s]reduce[/s] increase the war-time rum ration of my SDI crew." [b]TotalFark Councilor: Randomly Jim [/b]"We were at war? So that's what all the wharrgarble was about! Where did I get the idea everyone was up in arms about HappyTheHobo exposing his ass in the window of 'Good Morning America?' I probably ought to quit drinking cough syrup like it's kool-aid!" [b]TotalFark Councilor: [/b][b]Idsfa[/b] "I, for one, am relieved this violent affair has been brought to a close. Were it not for the efforts of the previous council bringing this [s]war[/s] epic, super sweet, multi-month kegger to an end, I would have had only enough money to fight on for another 5 or 6 months and likely flunked out of college." [hr] Below is pictorial evidence of the levels of destruction caused by this illegal war against Farkistan slash overlong ritual of alcoholism . We warn young or sensitive viewers to look away. [spoiler] War Damage: [img]http://bodyworkplusltd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/car-scratch-repair.jpg[/img] War Damage: [img]http://www.billdodgeautogroup.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/chip-Maine.jpg[/img] War Damage: [img]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/11/9/1257773192830/Damage-to-London-trees-by-001.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.feministe.us/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/DC-Quake.jpg[/img]Kegger Damage: [img]http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2512/3799547580_18915d41f2_z.jpg?zz=1[/img] [/spoiler] "We can only hope that our new council can help us rebuild from this horrific damage," said one Farker who wished to remain anonymous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaBravo42 Posted September 4, 2012 Report Share Posted September 4, 2012 (edited) I no longer wish to remain anonymous. I want to be called Jim. Edited September 4, 2012 by AlphaBravo42 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smontag Posted September 4, 2012 Report Share Posted September 4, 2012 war? kegger? you are doomed fark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted September 4, 2012 Report Share Posted September 4, 2012 [quote name='Mr Vicarious' timestamp='1346796440' post='3027882'] "OH GOD, WHAT DO WE DO NOW THAT THE BEER IS GONE?!???" [/quote] [i]/me hands Fark a case of icey cold Nuka-Beers from the NPL stockpile[/i] [img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2447/3845876404_a771908e9d.jpg[/img] There you go guys, I just couldn't see you go on in that state, all sober and clean shaven... its enough to make a man sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted September 4, 2012 Report Share Posted September 4, 2012 Shinfat? In MY Fark gov? Impossible. Solid line up guys, keep on doin' what ya do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeology Posted September 5, 2012 Report Share Posted September 5, 2012 looking good fark /fark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted September 5, 2012 Report Share Posted September 5, 2012 The horrors of war strike deep in the hearts of men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dre4mwe4ver Posted September 5, 2012 Report Share Posted September 5, 2012 I don't think I know anyone in that line-up, but I do appreciate a good topic followed by a solid post. o/ 'Gratz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vukland Posted September 5, 2012 Report Share Posted September 5, 2012 Good looking line up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted September 5, 2012 Report Share Posted September 5, 2012 Why i remember when Shinfat joined Fark...wasnt he Gl2 or 3? Damn kids! (Congrats though) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted September 5, 2012 Report Share Posted September 5, 2012 Who gave the kids the car keys...905...I blame this all on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodger Waldie Posted September 5, 2012 Report Share Posted September 5, 2012 congradz,suckers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wadsworth Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 you guys sure are graceful in defeat the erection joke stopped being funny about five years ago just so you know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeology Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 [quote name='Wadsworth' timestamp='1346978693' post='3028248'] you guys sure are graceful in defeat the erection joke stopped being funny about five years ago just so you know [/quote] i would like to know when they admitted to defeat? and who doesnt like a good running gag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melancholy Culkin Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 [quote name='Wadsworth' timestamp='1346978693' post='3028248'] you guys sure are graceful in defeat the erection joke stopped being funny about five years ago just so you know [/quote] humor that only Fark could pull off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 [quote name='Melancholy Culkin' timestamp='1346980702' post='3028255'] humor that only Fark could pull off [/quote] Do something about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garion Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 Ahah, you're the best guys xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Doomee Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 (edited) As a certain select number of Farkers know, FAN recently bought a vacant missile silo and converted it into something more useful. [img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3265/2416650198_cab4da496f.jpg[/img] It is with pleasure and honor that I now hand over a key to this facility to Shinfat! [img]http://www.vintechnology.com/journal/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/AJW_Property_Services.jpg[/img] To hell with being thirsty my friends. Edited September 7, 2012 by Princess Doomee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melancholy Culkin Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 [quote name='IYIyTh' timestamp='1346983041' post='3028262'] Do something about it. [/quote] this is not an appropriate response to what i said? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Vicarious Posted September 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 [quote name='Princess Doomee' timestamp='1347033928' post='3028397'] As a certain select number of Farkers know, FAN recently bought a vacant missile silo and converted it into something more useful. [img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3265/2416650198_cab4da496f.jpg[/img] It is with pleasure and honor that I now hand over a key to this facility to Shinfat! [img]http://www.vintechnology.com/journal/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/AJW_Property_Services.jpg[/img] To hell with being thirsty my friends. [/quote] Ah, so that's what Shin was hiding behind his back. Now I need to steal it and make a copy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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