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Sandlot Declaration of War


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Earlier this year, CSN called us "a bunch of rejects and a fat kid" and bragged about how they played on their own diamond. They said we shouldn't even be allowed to touch a baseball. They called us an insult to the game. They've disregarded friendships and used them to their advantage. They've poked us with their words and asking for more.

When crap faces like that talk the talk, they better get ready to walk the walk.

You see, we had a dream last night. In it, The Babe showed up. That's right. The Sultan of Swat. The King of Crash. A hundred other dopey names. He told us to just hop on over and do what we hadda do.

He said, "Everybody gets one chance to do something great. Most people never take the chance, either 'cause they're too scared... or they don't recognize it when it spits on their shoes. This is your big chance, and you shouldn't let it go by.

"Remember, DT, Ragnarok, Legacy, there's heroes and there's legends. Heroes get remembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart, DT, Ragnarok, Legacy, and you'll never go wrong."

We had that dream, got dressed, and headed to the sandlot. We got on our P.F. Flyers, so we are guaranteed to run faster and jump higher.

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Tonight. Update. At our field.
Be there, buffalo-butt breath. You can count on us being there, you pee-drinking crap faces. It's gonna be a short war, and we gotta get home for lunch. You know, if we had a dog as ugly as CSN, we'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards.

Hey, is that your sister out there in left field, naked?

Hey, hey, hey.

We're just trying to have a little friendly conversation.

Come on. You think she'd go out with us?

Hey batter, batter, batter! Strike three. You're out, CSN.

Signed,
The Dark Templar
Myworld, Triumvir
Supa_Troop3r, Triumvir
Titan, Triumvir
Fort Pitt, High Templar of Defense

Ragnarok,
Emperor - Rampage3
Regent - Bob Ilyani
Chancellor - Joe Stupid
Mistress of IA - Adel

Legacy,
Sarmatian Empire, Lord
Master Conservative, Regent
August Heimmsmeyer, Prateor

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tl;dr for those who don't understand... http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=107386&view=findpost&p=2875698

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[quote name='janax' timestamp='1323581951' post='2873275']
Can't say I'm a fan of hitting an alliance who's already agreed to stay out.

*shrug*
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I agree with Janax. Just don't see the point of it nor agree with it since they already agreed to stay out.

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