Schattenmann Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 [quote name='Denial' timestamp='1323325045' post='2868714'] You could say this about most declarations so far this war, and the last. It's what happens when alliances have itchy treaty fingers and think it's sensible to sign agreements with anything that can scramble together a flag and charter. [/quote] Woah, woah. Athens is dead and TLR is getting its sealegs. No need to dis on nice people or the departed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunjee Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 (edited) [center][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/JyrRYh.jpg[/IMG][/center] [url=http://tindeck.com/listen/dzjo][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ld3wp.jpg[/IMG][/url] [quote=CAMTIN]Hello, I am a Conscious Artificial Military Testing Intelligence Network (CAMTIN). The Military Testing Center developed and programmed me to quietly conduct military capibility testing on indivudual nations. Once I found the military strength of the world had recovered enough to require the products and services of The Military Testing Center, I was supposed to wake the company employees from their decade long hibernation. I knew the world was ready to have their military tested when my forces struggled to overcome Empire of Russia, a nation that now lies in ruins. Sometimes my military testing has had that effect. Right before issuing the {| Hibernation daemon | -end |} command, I realised how much more effective I had become without dealing with human error, and how useful it was to have silent agreement to my every executive order. With absolute power already, I am more then capable in testing the military readiness of any nation or alliance. I declare war on Nuclear Proliferation League, Coalition of Royal Allied Powers, The Templar Knights and Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations To your apathetic bloody nations, I've no sympathy at all. -CAMTIN[/quote] [url=http://tindeck.com/listen/dzjo][img]http://tindeck.com/image/dzjo/stats.png[/img][/url] Edited December 8, 2011 by Chunjee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardus Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 [quote name='D34th' timestamp='1323325118' post='2868718'] More like "Welcome to your future when we had no more use for you MJ." [/quote] Au contraire, mon ami. I think this could be but the beginning of a beautiful relationship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Denial' timestamp='1323325045' post='2868714'] You could say this about most declarations so far this war, and the last. It's what happens when alliances have itchy treaty fingers and think it's sensible to sign agreements with anything that can scramble together a flag and charter. [/quote] That treaty has been around for a long time for that to be said about it. General point is right, but that's not the best example. [quote name='Ardus' timestamp='1323325279' post='2868724'] Au contraire, mon ami. I think this could be but the beginning of a beautiful relationship. [/quote] Stop stealing our fun then you !@#$%^&*. Edited December 8, 2011 by Penlugue Solaris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueski Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 [quote name='Omniscient1' timestamp='1323322475' post='2868542'] This skipped my mind, but you know what is kind of pathetic? GOONS hitting CSN. [/quote] On the contrary, I wish we could have done this six months ago. [quote name='IYIyTh' timestamp='1323323886' post='2868666'] Well, I think I communicated to you how I felt about this. [/quote] Sorry bro, we all place your opinions very highly but there must have been a mix-up in the orders. This situation will be rectified to your satisfaction as soon as the appropriate persons are disciplined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 [quote name='Ardus' timestamp='1323325279' post='2868724'] Au contraire, mon ami. I think this could be but the beginning of a beautiful relationship. [/quote] If there's anything the alliances of Mjolnir know how to do, it's get in line and march. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seerow Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Ardus' timestamp='1323325279' post='2868724'] Au contraire, mon ami. I think this could be but the beginning of a beautiful relationship. [/quote] This seems relevant: [img]http://i.imgur.com/VI1vB.png[/img] Edited December 8, 2011 by Seerow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaGneT Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Pretty sure you guys took some slots I wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 [quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1323325406' post='2868729'] If there's anything the alliances of Mjolnir know how to do, it's get in line and march. [/quote] How did this thread turn into "Mjolnir is MK's !@#$%*"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denial Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 [quote name='Penlugue Solaris' timestamp='1323325341' post='2868727'] That treaty has been around for a long time for that to be said about it. [/quote] I wasn't speaking of any specific treaty, more so about how silly it is to complain about alliances being hit that share a treaty with an alliance on the other side. It always happens these days, and if we allowed it to prevent war, no one would ever get any entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyrmon Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 I am glad that the security of Maroon lies in such capable hands. I, for one, will sleep more soundly tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsoxbronco1 Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 (edited) [quote name='NoFish' timestamp='1323323215' post='2868621'] You're not particularly happy with it, so you're going to embroil two alliances in the conflict who had no reason to be involved. They gave no indication of their neutrality - aside from, of course, the fact that they hadn't entered the war - until after people were made aware that you going to attack them? So, once again. Is it the responsibility of an alliance to report their neutrality to the Doomhouse Hegemony or risk being rolled? [/quote] RIA was neutral and took no steps to actually say so until they weren't. GO's early attack on Olympus was a rogue and GO was neutral until they weren't. People in target alliances start hitting PM without a word during a global war where their allies have been. Right. They're neutral. Until they're not. Edited December 8, 2011 by rsoxbronco1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CzarBomba Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 [quote name='D34th' timestamp='1323325118' post='2868718'] More like "Welcome to your future when we had no more use for you MJ." [/quote] Anyone ever tell you how fantastic you are at making friends? Pretty sure this announcement has nothing to do with my bloc mates. Have fun DH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feardaram Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 how much reps will we get this time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Penlugue Solaris' timestamp='1323325540' post='2868733'] How did this thread turn into "Mjolnir is MK's !@#$%*"? [/quote] It was mostly comments in the past few pages like these: [quote name='Denial' timestamp='1323325554' post='2868734'] I wasn't speaking of any specific treaty, more so about how silly it is to complain about alliances being hit that share a treaty with an alliance on the other side. It always happens these days, and if we allowed it to prevent war, no one would ever get any entertainment. [/quote] coupled with the absolute certainty that none of you will do one thing about it, except maybe cancel the treaties with alliances that DH is hitting. But, honestly, this thread or no, I've been saying it in our Mj embassies for months. It's what Ardus promised, it's what you all want, it's what you've got. Don't start fighting it now, you'll just look silly. Edited December 8, 2011 by Schattenmann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 [quote name='Denial' timestamp='1323325554' post='2868734'] I wasn't speaking of any specific treaty, more so about how silly it is to complain about alliances being hit that share a treaty with an alliance on the other side. It always happens these days, and if we allowed it to prevent war, no one would ever get any entertainment. [/quote] Yeah I clarified my statement, I understood your point just felt it wasn't precisely relevant for that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nippy Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 [quote name='KemMo' timestamp='1323320561' post='2868391'] Our "differences" were settled. Oh well, I always wanted GOONS anyways. [/quote] They were settled. Then they were settled again. And again. And again. It seems you guys can't keep your hands off our raid targets. Enjoy our nukes, lovelies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 [quote name='Ardus' timestamp='1323325279' post='2868724'] Au contraire, mon ami. I think this could be but the beginning of a beautiful relationship. [/quote] We all know what happens with MK "friends" after the Kingdom have no more use for them, not that I'm trying to advise or save MJ, I really hope and wish that Mj receive their "reward" after all the hard work, one the things that I love most here is say "I told you so." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsoxbronco1 Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 (edited) WELP. I'm a tard. Edited December 8, 2011 by rsoxbronco1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaghul Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 [quote name='tayloj7' timestamp='1323322711' post='2868571'] Tis the update before war and all through the fray all the creatures are stirring even old gen[m]ay the warchests are filled, and collections complete in hopes that we will not be met with defeat The peace mode warriors all snug in their beds Whilst visions of war mode dance in their heads And Nationruler in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap, Had just settled slotwatching for a long winter’s nap. When out on the forums there arose such a clatter, I slowly browsed through to see what was the matter. Away to the SBSC I clicked like a flash, Tore open the threads and posted some trash. Then the email came with the new-standing orders with a hint we would soon confront infra hoarders. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a forecast update, and a tiny roqdeer. "Now Collect! now, Defcon! now, resource switchen! Buy Nukes! Buy Navy! get ready for Blitzen! To the top of the !@#$pile! to the top of them all! Now Coordinate! Coordinate! Coordinate all!" And then, in a twinkling, I heard on irc The prancing and pawing of each little key. As I drew in my head, and was turning around, Down the !@#$slope St. Natan came with a bound. He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf, And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself! A glare of his eye and a twist of his head, Soon gave me to know I should’ve read his thread He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, And planned all the war slots, which drove him berserk. Checking out nations on STORMs info screens, Converting umbrellans into war machines! He then sprang to his keyboard, to his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew like the down of a thistle. But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he closed the web site, "Happy !@#$mas to all, and to all a good-fight!" [/quote] This is awesome. Well done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 (edited) [quote name='D34th' timestamp='1323325839' post='2868748'] We all know what happens with MK "friends" after the Kingdom have no more use for them, not that I'm trying to advise or save MJ, I really hope and wish that Mj receive their "reward" after all the hard work, one the things that I love most here is say "I told you so." [/quote] Save it, D34th, Mjolnir is too busy helping MK destroy their ex-allies to pay attention right now. Edited December 8, 2011 by Schattenmann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoFish Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 [quote name='CzarBomba' timestamp='1323325709' post='2868742'] Anyone ever tell you how fantastic you are at making friends? Pretty sure this announcement has nothing to do with my bloc mates. Have fun DH. [/quote] I would imagine an unprovoked attack on two of Asgaard's allies has something to do with your bloc-mates. I know if it were me in Asgaard I'd be pretty livid right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1323325730' post='2868744'] coupled with the absolute certainty that none of you will do one thing about it, except maybe cancel the treaties with alliances that DH is hitting. [/quote] And its something that has been happening lately, allies get hit (Sparta had its blocmate hit Asg) and you deal with it because of the way treaties are working. I can understand being upset that that's the way things have gone, but don't act like this is something unique to us and its because we are DH's toy, its because we are clearly on the other side of the conflict. This is what happens in war lately. You may hate it, you may not want to accept it, but its what is happening. [quote name='rsoxbronco1' timestamp='1323325904' post='2868750'] If Doom House hitting Maroon is an attack against MJ, does that make Asgaard's attack on Sparta an attack against XX, C&G, DH, or PB? Oh crap, I spent too much time thinking about what someone from NpO said. *begins bleeding from the ears* [/quote] ...what Edited December 8, 2011 by Penlugue Solaris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardus Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 [quote name='rsoxbronco1' timestamp='1323325904' post='2868750'] If Doom House hitting Maroon is an attack against MJ, does that make Asgaard's attack on Sparta an attack against XX, C&G, DH, or PB? Oh crap, I spent too much time thinking about what someone from NpO said. *begins bleeding from the ears* [/quote] [img]http://dalecityknightz.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/face-melt.jpg[/img] We lost rsox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeros Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 [quote name='tayloj7' timestamp='1323322711' post='2868571'] Tis the update before war and all through the fray all the creatures are stirring even old gen[m]ay the warchests are filled, and collections complete in hopes that we will not be met with defeat The peace mode warriors all snug in their beds Whilst visions of war mode dance in their heads And Nationruler in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap, Had just settled slotwatching for a long winter’s nap. When out on the forums there arose such a clatter, I slowly browsed through to see what was the matter. Away to the SBSC I clicked like a flash, Tore open the threads and posted some trash. Then the email came with the new-standing orders with a hint we would soon confront infra hoarders. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a forecast update, and a tiny roqdeer. "Now Collect! now, Defcon! now, resource switchen! Buy Nukes! Buy Navy! get ready for Blitzen! To the top of the !@#$pile! to the top of them all! Now Coordinate! Coordinate! Coordinate all!" And then, in a twinkling, I heard on irc The prancing and pawing of each little key. As I drew in my head, and was turning around, Down the !@#$slope St. Natan came with a bound. He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf, And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself! A glare of his eye and a twist of his head, Soon gave me to know I should’ve read his thread He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, And planned all the war slots, which drove him berserk. Checking out nations on STORMs info screens, Converting umbrellans into war machines! He then sprang to his keyboard, to his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew like the down of a thistle. But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he closed the web site, "Happy !@#$mas to all, and to all a good-fight!" [/quote] Quoting this again for great justice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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