Ardus Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 (edited) [center][size="5"][b]The Overtime Accords[/b][/size][/center] [b]Preamble[/b] The New Pacific Order, The Legion, Regnum Invictorum, Sanitarium, Cult of Justitia, Molon Labe, The Sasori Initiative, The Phoenix Federation, 64Digits, SNAFU, Kerberos Nexus, and NADC hereby admit total defeat to the combined forces of Umbrella, Mushroom Kingdom, GOONS, The International, The Orange Defense Network, Athens, =LOST=, The Greenland Republic, FOK, The Federation of Armed Nations, The Order of the Paradox, Alchemy, Nordreich, and the Viridian Entente. [b]Immediate Cessation of Hostilities[/b] [b]1.[/b] The Legion, Regnum Invictorum, Sanitarium, Cult of Justitia, Molon Labe, The Sasori Initiative, 64Digits, SNAFU, Kerberos Nexus, and NADC shall cease all attacks on the victorious parties immediately. The victorious parties shall do the same in turn. [b]2.[/b] The Legion, Regnum Invictorum, Sanitarium, Cult of Justitia, Molon Labe, The Sasori Initiative, 64Digits, SNAFU, Kerberos Nexus, and NADC agree to not re-enter the war with financial or military aid for any reason and on any front that can be tangentially related back to the primary conflict. Should one of the victors extend the war beyond the 21 days, this term shall be waived. [b]Reparations[/b] [b]1.[/b] The Legion, The Phoenix Federation, Regnum Invictorum, Cult of Justitia, The Sasori Initiative, 64Digits, Sanitarium, NADC, and SNAFU, (Henceforth referred too as Team Rocket) shall pay $2,427,000,000 to The Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence, and Sadism. [i][b]--1a.[/b][/i] This will be paid in a total of 809 aid slots of $3 million each. [i][b]--1b.[/b][/i] This will be paid over a maximum period of 15 cycles, with a minimum of 20% (485,400,000) being paid every 3 cycles. [i][b]--1c.[/b][/i] Each cycle will have an agreed upon start date set between GOONS and the alliance sending the aid, each alliance's cycle is independent of one another. [b]2.[/b] Over the course of the reparations the payers will be allocated 162 slots that they can be 5 days or more late on. [i][b]--2a.[/b][/i] For every late slot after the allocated 162, an additional $3,000,000 will be added to the cumulative terms. [b]3.[/b] Reparations payments shall commence no later than thirty days after the date on which the limited war is over. Team Rocket must pay all reparations within four months thereafter. [b]4.[/b] GOONS will give the target list to Team Rocket three days before the beginning of each cycle. [i][b]--4a.[/b][/i] Should GOONS fail to be on time for a particular round, Team Rocket will be given an additional day per day GOONS are late. [i][b]--4b.[/b][/i] GOONS will confirm that target lists have been given to the correct official before starting the countdown mentioned in article 2. [b]5.[/b] GOONS shall individually ensure that their agreed aid recipients have enough aid slots open for the first five days of each payment cycle to receive their assigned aid. [b]6.[/b] Aid that has been offered to an agreed aid recipient, but expires without being canceled due to GOONS failing to accept shall be considered a slot paid in full as long as it is GOONS' fault. (It wouldn't be GOONS fault should the sender not have 3 mil on hand). [b]7.[/b] Alexander Kerenksy shall create a Microsoft™Paint picture using the theme "Let the Wookie Win" for =LOST=. [b]8.[/b] The New Pacific Order will give The Federation of Armed Nations one pretzel. [b]9.[/b] If a war is declared after the final completion of the war, reparations are to be paid to the alliance whose member was attacked, provided the war last longer than a single update. Below 10k the war is to be handled on a case-by-case basis. 12m is to be paid for wars above 10K, and 15m is to be paid for wars above 80K. [b]Apology[/b] CoJ recognizes that their actions in this war, including the infiltration of a spy into ODN, and the threatening/misleading of the ODN applicant pool and ODN protectorate were wrong. CoJ hereby apologizes for said behavior. [b]Limited War[/b] [b]1.[/b] Umbrella, The Mushroom Kingdom, GOONS, The Federation of Armed Nations, Nordreich and the New Pacific Order & The Phoenix Federation will engage in a limited war. [b]2.[/b] For this limited war the New Pacific Order will bring out from peace mode a total of 1,800,000 NS. [i][b]--2a.[/b][/i] This NS will be broken down into two ranges. 1,000,000 NS must be brought out from nations above 80K NS, and 800,000 NS must be brought out from nations between 50K NS and 80K NS. [i][b]--2b.[/b][/i] The NS values used will be those at the signing of this document. [b]3.[/b] Each nation that leaves peace mode in accordance with this limited war will fight for 21 days straight. [b]4.[/b] No new alliances may declare on the New Pacific Order or The Phoenix Federation for the duration of the limited war. [b]5.[/b] After the 21 day limited war has expired for all nations who had to leave peace mode as part of terms, all hostilities against the New Pacific Order and The Phoenix Federation will immediately cease. [b]6.[/b] Should DH/FAN/NoR continue the war after the agreed upon period (on a large scale, not a few late attacks), the reparations will be waived. [b]Treaty[/b] In order to grant the New Pacific Order the opportunity to rebuild and recover, after the "Limited War" is finished, Umbrella, The Mushroom Kingdom, and GOONS (Doomhouse) will enter a six month period of non aggression with The New Pacific Order. Furthermore, during these six months, the two parties (Doomhouse and The New Pacific Order) will also have the option of defending one another should one come under attack. This treaty may not be cancelled, but will automatically expire 180 days after the limited war finishes. [b]Signatures[/b] [u][b]For the Victorious Forces[/b][/u] [spoiler][b]For the Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence and Sadism[/b] Sardonic, GOONS Pilot JT Jag, GOONS Co-Pilot SirWilliam, Pubbie Viceroy & GOONS Strategos Lamuella, GOONS Secretariat Council Members: Tristesse, Biazt, Xodi, dalstrs, KingShibby [b]For the Mushroom Kingdom[/b] King: Archon Crown Prince: lebubu Prince: Ardus Lord High Vanguard: Drai Lord High Treasurer: Infinite Citadel Lord High Communicator: potato Lord High Inductor: Quinoa Rex Enclave: Epiphanus, Denial [b]For Umbrella[/b] [img]http://www.isymbol.net/umb/godparrot.gif[/img] President: Roquentin Vice President: NFL Generic Field Marshall: Natan Envoy: JohnnyApocalypse Wiseman: Raken Economist: Lord Panis Rahl Generator: Domisi [b]For the Federation of Armed Nations[/b] Servers of the Poison Koolaid Jack Tarr MrSmyth Congress 40Pirate CDPII RedWings RichieRich Timmah [b]For The Order of the Paradox[/b] GrandMaster Timberland Grand Chancellor Richard Rahl Grand Hospitaller SkyGreenChick [b]For Nordreich[/b] His Infernal Majesty, Nemhauser, Reichkasier von Nordreich His Imperial Excellency, Vinzent Von Zeppelin, Kronprinz des Reiches pd73bassman, Minister of Foreign Affairs SF Austin, Reichmarschall of the Werhmacht [b]For The Orange Defense Network:[/b] Secretary General: OsRavan Assistant Secretary General: itseze Secretary of the Interior: Anthemist Secretary of Economics: Lucius Aerillius Secretary of Defense: JWZepf Secretary of State: Max Cristof Senate XL: Twizzler, Joracy, Yankeefan924, Proximus, Twazzlepop [b]For Athens:[/b] /s/ Rush Sykes, Regent /s/ Voodoo Nova, Minister of Foreign Affairs [b]For FOK[/b] President: Divi Filius Minister of Economic Affairs: Elasticasteroid Minister of Foreign Affairs: CheeKy Minister of Internal Affairs: feestaap1 Minister of Defense: Timmehhh [b]For the Viridian Entente[/b] [img]http://i.imgur.com/shlVA.gif[/img] Impero, Lord of the Entente Solaris, Duke of the Entente Goldie, Secretary of Defense Cornelius, Secretary of State Bergini, Secretary of the Interior Asawyer, Secretary of Economics [b]For =LOST=[/b] [img]http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/6503/sigblock.jpg[/img] [b]For The International[/b] The Congress of the International [b]For Greenland Republic[/b] Shamed, Archon of the Greenland Republic [b]For Alchemy[/b] Archmage, Founder & Minister of War Becks For Dinner, Founder & Minister of Internal Affairs Kae Lee, Founder & Minister of Finance King John Philos VI, Founder & Minister of Foreign Affairs[/spoiler] [b][u]For the Defeated Forces[/u][/b] [spoiler][b]For the New Pacific Order[/b] Mary the Fantabulous, Dragon Emperor of the New Pacific Order Reformed Neutral Menace ------ Brehon of Dinaya, Imperial Regent of the New Pacific Order [b]For The Phoenix Federation[/b] The Crimson King, Evil Overlord, Peddler of Death Phoenix Magistrate and Ember Council, Daeryon JudgeX Admir mhawk JBone [b]For the North Atlantic Defense Coalition[/b] tony2456, Secretary General [b]For The Atlantic Council[/b] Kochers, Minister of Foreign Affairs Dark Wizard, Minister of Internal Affairs AndrewHG, Military Operations Commander Bosox Nation, Minister of Finance Kajdav, Elected Councillor Legend, Elected Councillor Nadjia, Elected Councillor Emperor of Babanga, Elected Councillor [b]For Molon Labe[/b] Congressman:OD45 Congress/MoIA:Wickica Congress/MoFA:Aggierebel96 Congress/MoWaD: Buno Taso Congress/MoTaF: Skoal [b]For Regnum Invictorum[/b] Nascar8FanGA, President of Invicta, Master of Left turns, and Maker of Rainbow Trees. Dan2680, President of Invicta, Emperor of the Icecream Cabinet, Master of Right Hand Turns and Long Straight Aways ShotgunWilly, Vice President and Chancellor of the Exchequer, Apprentice of Left Turns, Right Turns, and Long Straight Aways, Master of Short Straight Aways, and Resident Facepalmer Buddyboyrollin of US2000 Minister of War Thrash, Minister of Foreign Affairs and A Little Bit More Than The Law Will Allow Lrz, Mnstr f ntrnl ffrs, Dstryr f Vwls Jorost of the Triune Republic, former Head of State and current Wanderer in a Shadowy World That Does Not Exist m3g4tr0n of Kazarkan, Peer of the Realm [b]For SNAFU[/b] Stetson of Axeland, Grand FUBAR of SNAFU [b]For the Cult of Justitia[/b] Schattenmann, Presbyter Biff Webster, Apostolos BaronofBeef, Dadouchos Yawoo, Strategos [b]For The Sasori Initiative[/b] The Kougou, Shurukian The Shogun, Chunky Monkey The Gaikou Daijin, Kharn The Eichi Daijin, Lord Cyvole [b]For 64Digits[/b] HeroofTime55 of New XGA, Lead Programmer [b]For Sanitarium[/b] memoryproblems - premier ryankliber - chancellor [b]For The Legion[/b] totem, Imperator Alexander Kerensky, Proconsul Siaon, Minister of Defense MeltedLazerz, Minister of Economics Assarax, Minister of Foreign Affairs [b]For Kerberos Nexus[/b] Methrage, Nexus Sovereign[/spoiler] [i]Edits: Removed KN from reparations term; added KN signature.[/i] Edited May 3, 2011 by Ardus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja Colt Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 and so it begins, or ends, or begins to end. idk let's just fight already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drai Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 And now the real fun begins. Thank you to everybody who took part in these peace talks, there were a lot of hours put into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT Jag Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 [quote name='Electron Sponge' timestamp='1298091658' post='2638055'][b]To which I respond that your alliance has foolishly overextended itself and cannot hope to outlast those who you oppose, given your cultural handicaps and lack of diplomatic acumen. You have chosen your allies foolishly and your enemies even more so. Biting off more than you all can chew doesn't begin to cover it[/b]. See you in a month or two bro[/quote]Emphasis added. So much for this part too! That's a strikeout, right there. (Also, good to see this finally done, looking forward to the next three weeks.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Blair Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Everything has died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wang Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Game over man, game over! Good fight, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Savage Man Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 That was pretty fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakamitai Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Finally, it's over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 That several of these alliances were granted peace is a testament of our mercy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stetson76 Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Glad to see this finally done. TPF, you know we'll be there to help once you're completely out. Until then, here's to peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ak47don Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Good fight indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardonic Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 It's time to kick this war into overtime. *puts on sunglasses* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 About time, glad to see peace for NADC, and eventual peace for TPF. And can we please please please not wait another year to do this again, but with different sides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salmia Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 This is great to see. Here is to seeing TPF out of war in 3 weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Style #386 Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Enjoy the remainder of your war, Doomhouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kajdav Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Hail peace. Good luck in reconstruction to all parties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinoa Rex Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Good fight, everyone. Okay, time to fight now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 [quote name='Ardus' timestamp='1304394308' post='2704610'] [b]Apology[/b] CoJ recognizes that their actions in this war, including the infiltration of a spy into ODN, and the threatening/misleading of the ODN applicant pool and ODN protectorate were wrong. CoJ hereby apologizes for said behavior. [/quote] [IMG]http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff246/cndump/Lugosi/apology.jpg[/IMG] Don't declare war on us again, ODN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirMe Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 The proper use and return of the NAP. I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innerspeaker Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Wow, poor showing, DUMBHOUSE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardus Posted May 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 [quote name='supercoolyellow' timestamp='1304394551' post='2704624'] About time, glad to see peace for NADC, and eventual peace for TPF. And can we please please please not wait another year to do this again, but with different sides. [/quote] If you could shoot me a rogue hail once in a while then I'll see what I can do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ejayrazz Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Good announcement and congratulations. I am a bit jelly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crimson King Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 (edited) I am glad to see this finally wrapped up There were individuals on both sides of the fence who put in a lot of work to get this finished. I extend a thanks to those across the aisle who participated in the talks and worked tirelessly to represent their side and bring this to a close. To the alliances that fought on our side, I personally would like to extend a thank you to all of you for the trust you placed in both myself and TPF throughout the war in the role we took on. To our allies, I can only say thank you for staying the course with us. This was not your war, yet you remained true and went to hell and back for us, and there is no words that can express my gratitude for that. May everyone rebuild quickly, and may we all learn some lessons from this war that will help us put the past behind us once and for all. Edited May 3, 2011 by The Crimson King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mergerberger II Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 The atrociousness of these terms is too great for words to accurately describe and relate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beefspari Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 I miss seeing my signature on important documents. Oh well, I can swap that out for my name on rep lists and still feel satisfied. [img]http://meru.xfury.net/images/aeris/aerishehL1.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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