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In accordance with growing relations between CCC and NATO the Holy Atlantic Accords are hereby being upgraded to reflect a desire to fully defend one another in the event of outside aggression. The upgraded agreement will henceforth be known as The Holy Atlantic Accords 2.0. Cheers to our brothers and sisters in CCC. Thank you for your fellowship! The Holy Atlantic Accords 2.0 Preamble The North Atlantic Treaty Organization (hereby referred to as NATO) and the Christian Coalition of Countries (hereby referred to as CCC) have quickly formed a friendly relationship recently. It is by the welcomed coming together of these two fine groups that we do hereby present the following treaty in the spirit of friendship and mutual understanding. Article I: Sovereignty Both of the signatory alliances and their respective member nations recognize and will respect each other's sovereignty and political independence. The government of each alliance will do their utmost to aid in the protection of each other’s individual sovereignty and freedom as an alliance. Article II: Intelligence In signing these protocols, both signatory alliances recognize that communication and intelligence is the foundation for a strong and enduring relationship, and that there is mutual benefit for both alliances when open communication and intelligence between them is maintained. Additionally, in the instance where either signatory comes into possession of any information pertaining to the safety or stability of the other, it will be shared promptly. Article III: Economy While not mandatory, the signatories do hereby declare their wholehearted intentions to assist one another in the growth of the other’s economies, including, but not limited to, economic, technological, and military assistance. Article IV: Defense If one signatory finds themselves to be the target of any outside aggression, the other signatory is required to come to their defense upon request. The attacked signatory of this agreement maintains the right to waive such assistance. Article V: Aggression In the event that one of the signatories enters into a war for a reason other than its own defense, it may request the aid of the other signatory. If a request is received, the requested alliance is encouraged, but not required, to provide the requested aid. Article VI: Cancellation Either signatory alliance may terminate this compact at any time by providing the other signatory alliance with a 48 hour notice of intent to terminate. Signatories Signatories NATO Council: Devo; Dominator of Dominions, Doer of Deeds, Duke of Duties, Earl of Epiphanies, Knight of the Golden Order of Nothing SteelersFan; Fan of Steelers, Steeler of Fans, Emperor of Swing, Ender of Demons, Sultan of Lead Slinging LennyNKarl; Bosom of Hot Love, First of the Line of Lenny, Last of the Line of Karl, NATO King, Prince of Pieces, Thunderbolt of Freedom NATO Secretary of Foreign Affairs: Warden of the Outer Reaches, Herder of Llamas, Practitioner of the Darkest Magics (I’ve made too many jokes about this not to claim it), Lord of Zombies CCC High Council: lilweirdward; Chancellor, Snail Wrangler, Brewers Muter, Canik's Puppet, Grub Retirement Home Co-founder, Always Right (according to Finster), and Extremely Against TRUTH Speaking Individuals A1ph40m3ga; His Grand Majesty, God-Emperor, Lord Protector of the CCC, First and Last of His Name, Beginning and the End, Keeper of Paradisia, Paragon of the Old Ways, Imperator of Justice, and Patriarch of Truth Swagjuice; Immortal Emperor of the CCC -
The new seasons sucked (comparatively). We're not going to make that mistake. Enjoy your reruns. "I'm Afraid I Just Blue Myself - The Are You My Cousin? Accords" A Bob Loblaw Treaty Now the story of two wealthy alliances that have everything, and the one piece of paper which has no purpose but to keep them all together. Article I - No Touching Both parties agree that no touching is to occur between nations. Wars and other means of conflict are to be avoided at all cost between the two undersigned alliances. No touching! No touching! No touching! Article II - That's Why You Always Leave a Note Notes are a vital way to ensure communications between friends, and to make sure all limbs remain intact. Both parties agree to assist the other in parenting issues which may include but are not limited to incidents involving foods, cars, and boats. Article III - Sister Is My New Mother, Mother And is it me or is she looking hotter? Friendship and two way communication are vital to each party. Both alliances agree to be friendly and cordial and to resolve any potential disputes via private communications. Article IV - AHHHHHHHHHH GENE!!! Isn't he the best? Or is he just an idiot with balloons? When information worthy of being passed onto Gene Parmesan is discovered by either alliance, it becomes an obligation to pass on said information to the other alliance. GENE PARMESAN!!! Article V - There Is Always Money in the Banana Stand Both parties agree that burning down the Banana Stand is to be forbidden. Economic assistance and cooperation is encouraged to foster greater relations. We really can't make this more clear. Article VI - I Don't Understand The Question And I Won't Respond Whether or not it is a plate or platter is irrelevant. Both alliances agree to not explain this treaty to anyone. Article VII - Watch Out For Loose Seals! Swimming is dangerous. In the event of finding Lucille, Lucille Too, a Loose Seal, or any other dangerous encounter, either alliance can request the assistance of the other party. Fulfilling the request is not entirely optional - but neither is family. Just don't become a monster! Article VIII - Take To The Sea! Upon realizing the wise counsel of Barry Zuckerkorn, all future meeting shall be held in international waters. Should potential aggressive actions be discussed at these sea-born meetings, either party can opt to join in on the fun. It is international waters after all. Article IX - I've Made A Huge Mistake I've made a huge mistake. Maybe even the biggest little mistake I've ever made. Or even a huge tiny mistake. I don’t want no part of each other's tight-ass country-club. Say goodbye to these! Article X - Army Had A Half Day, Mother Mom signed me up for the army, just because the fat man dared her to. Should this treaty be dissolved, there will be a 72 hour additional Non-Aggression Pact added to the treaty in order to binge watch Arrested Development again, and to collect all of our medals. Article XI - The Man Inside Me Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up! Nothing wrong with that. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks. Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can sink your arrow into my buttocks any time. Sengoku guarantees the New Pacific Order no more than five Red Senators. The New Pacific Order guarantees Sengoku no more than five Pink Senators. Signed For the New Pacific Order, Letum, Emperor of the New Pacific Order Dungeon Master of Order Frawley, Imperial Regent of the New Pacific Order SeasonsofLove, Necoho, & Scourge Imperial Officers of Foreign Affairs of the New Pacific Order Signed For Sengoku, hartfw Emperor autosave36 Shogun Schad Daimyo of Foreign Affairs Auctor Daimyo of War Petro Daimyo of Finance Konrad Curze Daimyo of Communications han fei zi Daimyo of Develpoment Rogal Dorn Kensei
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The Even More Insane Shared Insanity Pact, Now With 20% More Insanity Preamble This treaty is not only signed to seek mutual defense, but rather to amplify a stronger connection with one another so that both signatories may reach a stronger future together. Sovereignty Both signatories shall retain their own individual sovereignty and will not take any steps, directly or indirectly, that would threaten the sovereignty of the other signatory at any point in time. Peace and Non-Aggression In the spirit of mutual cooperation and alignment, signatories and their respective members will not engage in hostile actions against each other, including: Declare war on any member nation of the other alliance, provide aid (military, economic or intelligence) to an enemy of signatory alliances, or commit acts of espionage against the other. In the event a nation of either signatory attacks a nation of the other, both signatories pledge that diplomacy will be the end-be-all route. Signatories also agree not to sanction members of the other signatory unless agreed otherwise. Intelligence By ratifying this treaty, the signatories agree that if they acquire information that stipulates a form of danger to another signatory, they shall share such information, with due haste, with the government of the signatory, in a private and discrete manner. The only exception to this is if the disclosure of said information would violate a surrender agreement. Signatories also agree to keep the other signatory informed (preferably in the aforementioned private and discrete manner) of any current and potentially upcoming wars against either single nations or alliances. Furthermore, signatories agree to keep such information private and lessen the chance that potential enemies may be forewarned. Aid Should the need arise, a signatory may request financial or political assistance of the other signatory. By ratifying this treaty, the signatories agree that they are expected, but not obligated to fulfill such a request, providing a good reason for the request is given. Mutual Defense By ratifying this treaty, the signatories agree that an attack on one is an attack on the other and shall therefore be met with the combined might of both signatories. This article is deemed optional if a signatory chooses to waive the obligation, a signatory is in an aggressive war or is brought into war by an outside treaty, or if such an action would violate another treaty or surrender agreement. Optional Aggression By ratifying this treaty, the signatories agree that they may request the assistance of the other signatory with any aggressive military action taken. Providing a good reason for the request is given, the signatory is expected to fulfill the request, but not obligated to do so. Termination If either signatory wishes to withdraw from this treaty for any reason, they must inform the other signatory seventy-two hours in advance, whereby the treaty shall still remain active until the closure of aforementioned period. Signed For the Random Insanity Alliance: ~Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos ~Thunder Strike, Triumvir of Stuff and Hater of Cats ~Delta1212, Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery, Eperor of the SuperFriends ~Myrrh, HoR of the Random Insanity Alliance, Queen of Sexiness, Angel of Insanity ~Ogaden, left arm of Voltron, beloved of Catimus Prime, Head of having Foreign Affairs ~cctmsp13, Head of Economics and Destroyer of Vowels. ~Shadow Slayer, Watchdog of Shadow, Delta's Scribe, Myrrh's Personal Cupcake, Pikachu For Silence: ~Bagpuss, Triumvir ~Scorcher 1, Triumvir ~Remox, Triumvir of Justice tl;dr MDP -> MDoAP
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Masquerade of Madness ~ Rhapsody of Eastern Wonderland Step 1. Invitation In recognition of their friendship, common values and interests and in pursuit of their collective security, strength, and prosperity, the Random Insanity Alliance and Shangri-La, hereafter referred to as the hosts, do agree to host the following masquerade together. Other partners of the hosts are invited as guests to witness this masquerade of madness. Step 2. Preparation In order for the masquerade to be successful, several basic guidelines have been set up by the hosts. It is agreed that a peaceful co-existence between the two must be maintained. Neither will try to ruin the masquerade or assist others in doing so and they will try their best to work harmoniously towards its greater success. The hosts agree to maintain constant communication and inform each other of anything and anyone that may attempt to crash or ruin the masquerade. Step 3. Masquerade of Madness The hosts agree that they may always ask the other for help in protecting the masquerade from ruin. Such a request will always be honored to the best of their abilities. Should one of the hosts seek to defend or crash another's party, then the other host is encouraged to join along but is not required to do so. It is also agreed that should one of their guests ever find themselves in need of assistance, they each retain the option of assisting independently of the other for the benefit of their masquerade of madness. Step f. Directions The hosts agree that the masquerade shall be held at a private estate located in the most insane province of Florida. Guests are warned to be on the lookout for raving cannibals, giant snakes, raging storms and other such pheonema on the way to the estate. Reports of dead bodies rising along with crazed cultists worshiping their ground and killing any who set foot on it have also been sighted in some areas. Should a guest perish on the way to the masquerade, the hosts shall hold no liability. Step 4. The Clock Strikes Midnight The hosts agree that should they seek to end the masquerade they will inform the other host 72 hours in advance. After which the masquerade shall continue to party until the clock strikes midnight 3 days later. Step 5. Contract For the Random Insanity Alliance, ~ Shadow, By the Grace of Cactuar, His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Eternal Triumvir of Random Insanity and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc. ~ im317, Triumvir, Former Elder of PotD, i really do need something to permanently occupy this portion of my sig ~ Ogaden, Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Viceroy of the Nuclear Proliferation League, Protector of Mexico, Buzzkill Extraordinaire, Spammer of Inboxes, Giver of Happy Endings, Director of RI5, Arch-Patriarch of Florida. ~ Leo, Leo ~ biofantic, Head of Economics, Master of the Galaxy, the 5th ghostbuster, Singer of great epics, Divider of Canyons, Emperor of Emperors, Leader of the New Generation, Squire to Shadow's Shadow's Shadow's Shadow, Curer of Bad Music Syndrome, Lighter of lights, Secret Fascist Leader of the People ~ Jenne - Master of Puppetz, Slave to the Man. ~ Atonichis775, Master of Internal Affairs of the RIA, He who must not be named without word-brutha, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed, Destroyer of worlds, "the great dark one", Emissary of the Prophets, Dovahkiin. ~ cctmsp13, viceroy of the RIA, record holder for longest time as a member of the Superfriends! For Shangri-La, ~ Rudolph, Keeper & Steward of Foreign Affairs ~ KuroNeko, Steward of Internal Affairs ~ Bdiah, Steward of Military Affairs ~ Tank4ever, Steward of Recruitment The Random Insanity Alliance and Shangri-La recognize our mutual friendship, trust, and loyalty to eachother with this upgrade of the 'Cacti in the Orient ~ Phantasmagoria of Eastern Wonderland' optional defense pact previously signed on October 12, 2012. We each look forward to a long and prosperous future together. We hope you enjoy our masquerade of madness.
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Avalanche has recently elected a new Alpine Patroller. The rest of the Avalanche Government is as follows: Alpine Patroller: Minion Rouse Nordic Patroller: Valves Mountain Host: Don Supremo ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In addition to the new gov, we are very excited to announce a treaty upgrade with our good friends CRAP! -
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[center][img]http://i48.tinypic.com/33w2y9z.jpg[/img][/center] [center] [color=#0000cd][size=6]GLOBAL prices to SILVER has risen. THE FORCE thus decides exchange its whores with ARGENT.[/size][/color] [quote][/center] [center][img]http://i48.tinypic.com/2s6rghe.png[/img][img]http://i48.tinypic.com/20j38mo.gif[/img][/center] [center][b]Preamble[/b] Argent and the Global Protection Force share a long and rich history of friendship and brotherhood. Both the alliances have decided to put this long cherished friendship on paper in and form of this treaty. Argent and the Global Protection Force hereby commit to uphold the following principles of non-aggression, respect, and defense outlined in this Optional Defense and Optional Aggression Pact. [b]I. Friendship[/b] The signatory alliances and their members will treat each other with as much respect. Before starting any conversation, Argent shall offer a brick of silver while the GPF must offer the sexual services of its whores. Signatories will show tact and consideration when addressing any grievances, namely by making full use of proper diplomatic channels. [b]II. Non-Aggression[/b] No member nation of either alliance will declare war on any member nation of the other, provide aid; which includes military, money, technology, knowledge and sexual AIIDS; to enemies of the other, or commit acts of espionage against the other. [b]III. Optional Defense[/b] In the signing of this pact, both sides agree to defend and aid one another in times of war when requested by the other signatory alliance. Should either of the signatory alliances be attacked by another power, the other is encouraged to come to to its assistance with its full strength and resources. However, providing assistance is not obligatory and the signatories may decide to refrain from assisting upon its own discretion. To request assistance in a time of war, the alliance which is in need must first send a request (with a bloc of silver/contingent of whores)to the other signatory. That alliance shall convey its decision within 48 hours of the request. [b]IV. Optional Aggression[/b] In the event that one Party requires assistance in an aggressive war against a Non-Signatory Alliance, both Parties are encouraged but not obligated to assist the other by means of political, financial, and military aid. This treaty provides both signatories with full legal justification to enter a conflict that concerns the other, if they so choose. [b]VI. Cancellation[/b] If either signatory alliance feels that this treaty has lost its relevance, they have the right to cancel the treaty by the express will of their respective decision making bodies. Notification of cancellation must be given to the other signatory within forty-eight hours (along with 100K Blocks of Silver/ A whore contingent lead by the Secretary General or his Wife). Should this treaty be revoked by either alliance, a twenty-four hour grace period begins in which neither alliance may declare war on the other, after which no such rules will apply. [b]Signed for Argent -[/b] Foxchild - Emperor Diomede - Regent iamthey - Minister of Finance Otter - Minister of War Lowsten - Minister of Foreign Affairs Omniscient1 - Minister of Internal Affairs Deathman1212 - Minister at Large [b]Signed for The Global Protection Force -[/b] Secretary General : markfrancos Truimvir of Foreign Affairs : Comrade Ronjoy Truimvir of Internal Affairs : Cress[/center] [center]Truimvir of Military Affairs : MrChaos[/quote][/center] [center][color=#ff0000]Thats it.[/color][/center] -
[center]Chaos and Order. Insanity and Sanity. Republic and Empire. Desert and Tundra. Heat and Cold. [color=#8B0000]Maroon[/color] and [color=#0000FF]Blue[/color]. Cactus and Penguin. Enemies long ago, allies today. Contradictory, yet complimentary. Our differences give us strength. Tonight our friendship grows.[/center] [center][img]http://i.imgur.com/JxjTv.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/gZnbA.png[/img][/center] [center][color=#3399FF][font=impact][b][size=4]Sub-Zero Accords[/size][/b][/font][/color][/center] [center][img]http://i.imgur.com/rnW1z.gif[/img][/center] [center]Once upon a time, there was a strange meeting. A lone penguin wandering in the desert and a lone cactus growing within the tundra. What would happen if these two lost souls met one another? What would happen if they were to band together? This is the story of their friendship.[/center] [center][img]http://i.imgur.com/lHEKT.gif[/img][/center] The desert is a harsh place, a land where water is a scarce resource. The tundra is a harsh place, a land where endless frost covers the land. Thus the penguin and cactus decided it would be better for them to work together. The cactus will teach the penguin how to find water in the desert, while the penguin will teach the cactus how to survive the permafrost. They agreed to share each others resources, both information on how to survive the harsh environments and materials to assist them in hard times. [center][img]http://i.imgur.com/YZ6RE.gif[/img][/center] The predators in these harsh lands were everywhere. Waiting to rip open the cactus for its water and feast on the flesh of the penguin for its nutrients. Thus the two began to work to improve each others safety. When the penguin was being attacked and called for help, the cactus used its ten thousand needles to attack the foolish predators who circled for its meat. When the cactus was being attacked and called for help, the penguin fought away its attackers with its powerful beak and body. The two had also agreed that should such an attack stem from getting involved in another's hunt, they would be free to choose if they wanted to intervene or not. [center][img]http://i.imgur.com/XgJ4S.gif[/img][/center] Within such harsh lands, sometimes it is necessary to partake in a hunt. The penguin and cactus agreed that should the reason be sound, they would consider joining forces on such a expedition. [center][img]http://i.imgur.com/rXb9D.png[/img][/center] Many creatures of the world form packs to help increase their survival. The two recognized this and agreed that while it was not necessary, they retained the option to assist the others pack mates should any of them come under attack or need help in some way. [center][img]http://i.imgur.com/0pJwE.png[/img][/center] The world is ever changing. The cactus and the penguin had each seen many they traveled with come and go over the years. They recognize that such a thing may even eventually happen to them. In case of such an event the two agreed to give each other two days notice for they may prepare for their solo journey. They also agreed to give each other three additional days of complete non-interaction where they would go their separate ways in peace. [center][img]http://i.imgur.com/3WJmA.gif[/img][/center] ...and so it came to pass that the penguin grew into a mighty bird and the cactus grew powerful legs and arms. With their new found abilities they agreed to chronicle their story for the world may see their bond. [center][img]http://i.imgur.com/ixBaP.png[/img] His Imperial Excellency RandomInterrupt of Amber, Eternally At Fault. Diplomatic Shark, Mr. Sith Lord Bear, Caliph of the New Desolate Order, Minister of Sexual Healings, The Baconator, Theodore Roosevelt, In GE's Quit Message, Comrade of the Glorious People's Glorious Revolution, Scourge of the OWF, Genesis Minister of Awesome, favored son of Walford, Savior of the Disillusioned, God-Emperor of Mumbai, Destroyer of the Betrayers, and Clint Eastwood's inspiration. Also, Wisconsin. Imperial Regent - Dajobo Imperial Liaison - EaTeM_uP, Harvester of Sorrow, Eater of Corn Imperial Advisor of Foreign Affairs - Quantum Leap Minister of Love - Medic32 Minister of Plenty - Mompson Minister of Truth - Mergerberger, Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass Minister of Peace - Hullean Deputy Minister of Peace - WarGod0001 Deputy Minister of Truth - Tevron Deputy Minister of Love - Nicki Nemesis Deputy Minister of Plenty - Vindicator [img]http://i.imgur.com/4TaE3.png[/img] ~Shadow, By the Grace of Cactuar, His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Eternal Triumvir of Random Insanity and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc. ~im317, Triumvir, Former Elder of PotD, wow my sig is short. ~Shadow Slayer, Why in God's Name Are We Signing With Polar ~Ogaden, prophet of the fungicidal apocalypse, wanderer of the nuclear wasteland, builder of robots of doom, shameless HoE. ~Croix, Signer of things, Doer of stuff, Annalist ~biofantic, Head of Military Operations, Master of the Galaxy, the 5th ghostbuster, Singer of great epics, Divider of Canyons, Emperor of Emperors, Leader of the New Generation, Squire to Shadow's Shadow's Shadow's Shadow, Curer of Bad Music Syndrome ~brian, ID=467779 ~Jenne - Master of Puppetz, Slave to the Man, Grand Master Ninja Warrior of the poopie diaper ~cctmsp13, Viceroy[/center]
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[center][img]http://uyl.me/files/27113679276704472397.png[/img][/center] [center][img]http://images.wikia.com/cybernations/images/5/50/Whysorandom.png[/img][/center] [center][size=5]Why So Random? Accords II: Arkham City Rises[/size][/center] Preamble [center][i]Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. I come before you, to stand behind you, to tell you a story I know nothing about. One bright morning in the middle of the night two dead fellows stood up to fight. They stood back to back, facing each other, drew their swords and shot one another. If you don't believe my lie, it's true, ask the blind lady on the corner, she saw it too.[/i][/center] This treaty is not only signed to seek mutual defense, but rather to amplify a stronger connection with one another so that both signatories may reach a stronger future together. Article Nightwing [center][i]Look my rude friend, we can't have people cursing each other on the freeway, its simply not polite.[/i][/center] In the spirit of mutual cooperation and alignment, signatories and their respective members will not engage in hostile actions against each other, including but not limited to: Declaring war on any member nation of the other alliance, providing aid (military, economic or intelligence) to an enemy of signatory alliances, or committing acts of espionage against the other. In the event a nation of either signatory attacks a nation of the other, both signatories pledge that diplomacy will be the end-be-all route. Signatories also agree not to sanction members of the other signatory unless agreed otherwise. The signatories shall each endeavor to avoid placing the other in a situation in which this treaty shall come into conflict with any other current or future treaty signed by that signatory. Both signatories shall retain their own individual sovereignty and will not take any steps, directly or indirectly, that would threaten the sovereignty of the other signatory at any point in time. The signatories also agree that much of this treaty is probably overly complex and will work to follow the spirit of the treaty rather than getting hung up too much on the exact wording. Article Oracle [center][i]Plans, plans, plans. They always have their plans. But the problem with their plan, is that when you take an insane person to the asylum, you're just taking him home - the very place he knows best.[/i][/center] By ratifying this treaty, the signatories agree that if they acquire information that stipulates a form of danger to another signatory, they shall share such information, with due haste, with the government of the signatory, in a private and discrete manner. Article Gordon [center][i]Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos, I’m an agent of chaos , and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.[/i][/center] Should the need arise, a signatory may request financial or political assistance of the other signatory. By ratifying this treaty, the signatories agree that they are expected to fulfill such a request, providing a good reason for the request is given. Article Batman [center][i]Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?[/i][/center] By ratifying this treaty, the signatories agree that an attack on one is an attack on the other and shall therefore be met with the combined might of both signatories. In such an event the signatories agree to commit all their resources to the defense of the other, allocating them in the manner deemed most effective for overall defense of the defending signatory. This article is deemed optional if a signatory chooses to waive the obligation, a signatory is in an aggressive war or is brought into war by an outside treaty, or if such an action would violate another treaty. For the purposes of this document, it shall be taken as a given that the primary objective of defense is to impede the effectiveness of military actions taken by a third party to the detriment of one of the undersigned. It is recognized that the ultimate effectiveness of such actions is frequently determined by the success or failure of military actions taken by associated parties not directly engaged with the undersigned. For the purposes of this document, a military actor will be considered an associated party if their actions fall within the bounds of a Chain of Support, outlined as follows: (1) If A supports B, and B supports C, then A supports C and (2) if C is supported by B, and B is supported by A then C is supported by A where support is defined as taking military action to the benefit of the other party. (3) Longer chains can be simplified such that if A supports B, and B supports C, and C supports X, then A supports C, and C supports X, then A supports X. (4) A military actor becomes an associated party to anyone they support or are supported by. It is recognized that there are conditions under which the most effective use of resources for providing for the defense of one of the undersigned may be to allocate them against an associated party rather than a direct aggressor, that sub-optimal use of resources may result in a token defense which does not properly provide adequate support and that such token support undermines the base purpose of defensive treaties. Article Joker [center][i]In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed and blew it out.[/i][/center] By ratifying this treaty, the signatories agree that they may request the assistance of the other signatory with any aggressive military action taken. Providing a good reason for the request is given, the signatory is expected to fulfill the request, but not obligated to do so. Postamble [center][i]Parting is such sweet sorrow, dearest. Still, you can't say we didn't show you a good time. Enjoy yourself out there... in the asylum. Just don't forget -- if it ever gets too tough... there's always a place for you here.[/i][/center] In the event that one signatory wishes to withdraw from the treaty, they must give forty-eight hours notice of intent to withdraw to the other signatory. Notification will also be followed by a seventy-hour period of mandatory non-aggression. The obligations outlined in this article may be waived with the consent of both parties. Signed [center][i]All my life... I have been dancing on the edge of madness.[/i][/center] for Gotham, -Mayor: Helena Cain -City Manager: Diabloz -Public Relations: King Charge -Police Chief: Jaybooker -Treasurer: CaptainRedSorrow -Asst City Manager: NoMutantAllowed -Asst Public Relations: CelesteA for the Random Insanity Alliance, ~Ra's al Ghul (Shadow), Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos ~Harvey Dent (Delta1212), Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery, Eperor of the SuperFriends ~One of the random bats that hangs out in the batcave (Thunder Strike), Triumvir of Stuff and Hater of Cats. ~Jonathan Crane (Ogaden), Retard-Savant, dabbler in fruitcakery, retired now but we are too lazy to remove the signature ~Edward Nigma (im317), Head of Foreign Affairs, Former Elder of PotD, in search of new sig materiel ~Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot (Gangs20003), Head of human trafficking, achiever of self proclaimed enlightenment ~Waylon Jones (Jenne), Head of Military Operations ~Harleen Francis Quinzel (Shadow Slayer), Head of Internal Affairs tl;dr [img]http://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/batman-3the-joker-why-so-serious.jpg[/img] -
[quote] [center][img]http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/3997/flage.jpg[/img][img]http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/2921/309pxnintuarflag.png[/img][/center] [center][b]"Brunch at Cactuar's" Accords[/b][/center] One fine day after an all nighter, the governments of RIA and BACoN were seeking to cure their hangovers with the best known remedy, a greasy plate of bacon. While they were chowing down on Emperor Oinks private reserve, they got to talking and the following agreement was written down on a slightly used napkin. [b]Article I: "Give grease a chance"[/b] Internationally renowned bacon lover John Lennon, said it best with his hit lyric. "All we are saying…, is give grease a chance!" In that spirit RIA and BACoN agree to a peaceful coexistence as friends and allies. [b]Article II: "Loose lips sink ships, but are great for enjoying bacon."[/b] If either signatory catches wind of intelligence that affects the other signatory, they should share it over a plate of bacon and cool glass of cactus juice. [b]Article III: "Break open the Piggy Bank."[/b] Both signatories are encouraged to aid each other in times of need if possible. Piggy banks are made to be broken! [b]D: Florida: "If you can't stand the heat; Stay out of the kitchen!"[/b] While bacon is delicious and cacti a prize to behold, it should be noted by any would be aggressors that an attack on one is an attack on the other. In that case either alliance is required to come to the defense of the other. [b]Article V: "Becoming Vegetarian".[/b] Should either side get a hippy girl friend that won't let them eat meat they are required to give 42.5 hours notice to the other party. /s/ for the Blatantly Awesome Coalition of Nations, ~Kpcurley - Emperor Oink: The Divine Swine for the Random Insanity Alliance, ~Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos ~Delta1212, Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery, Eperor of the Superfriends ~Thunder Strike, Triumvir of Stuff and Hater of Cats ~Ogaden, Slave to pork, Head of Recruitment ~C-zom, H.o.M.O. (Head of Military Operations) who told us to forge his signature because he was lazy at the time ~cctmsp13, Viceroy and Head of Pork Barrel spending ~Jenne, Master of Puppetz, Slave to the Man ~crazyisraelie, Head of Foreign Affairs and HATER of ALL things PORK[/quote]
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The 57th Overlanders and the Random Insanity Alliance would like to announce a treaty revision and upgrade of our MDP to a non-chaining MDoAP. This is part of an ongoing treaty review by the 57th so expect more announcements from them in the coming days. River's 57 Dancing Cacti Preamble Run-tse duh shang-dee, ching dai-wuhtzo... make them stop! They're everywhere. Every city, every... every house, every room; they're all inside me! I can hear them all and they're saying... NOTHING! GET UP! Please, get up! Wuo-shang mayer, maysheen byen shr-to. In the spirit of mutual friendship, protection and converging interests, the 57th Overlanders (57th) and the Random Insanity Alliance (RIA), do hereby agree to this treaty of Mutual Defence and Optional Offense in good faith and fully aware of the obligations it puts on them to the other. Article I: Peaceful relations Everybody accepts and understands that this is really a goal rather than a state of affairs. We're cool with this. In the interests of maintaining this treaty, both 57th and RIA agree that all disputes, political, military or economic, will be solved in an agreeable and timely manner in accordance with the standard practice of all concerned. Article II: Intelligence Sharing From here to the eyes and the ears of the 'Verse, that's my motto, or it might be if I start having a motto. In the interests of proactive defence, both 57th and RIA agree that all information critical to the defensive and strategic interests of the other will be forwarded. Article III: Foreign Aid We'll help you, it's our way. In the interests of common development and growth, both 57th and RIA agree that the development and economic security of the other has a direct impact on the others strategic interests, and as such requests made for economic assistance either in terms of personnel or material will be granted without undue delay or evasion. Article IV: Mutual Defence Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! In the interests of common security and mutual defence, both 57th and RIA agree that the economic and political well-being of one immediately affects the other. As such, an attack of any kind on one is considered a valid casus belli that must be acted upon by the other. Where an attack of any kind on one was precipitated by compliance with a treaty separate to this one, there is considered to be a valid casus belli for the other that may be acted upon. Article V: Optional Offense Sometimes we forget to take our pills and come along to the fight. When this happens we'll apologize. In the interests of coordination of military assets in the best manner possible during wartime, both 57th and RIA agree to reserve the right to engage alongside the other during any offensive operations. Article VI: Cancellation So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem. In the interests of recognizing that our interests may not always converge, both 57th and RIA agree to being able to cancel this treaty in its entirety with 72 hours notice. During these 72 hours, the treaty is still considered active. Signed: Take my love, take my land. Take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me. Take me out to the black. Tell 'em I ain't comin' back. Burn the land and boil the sea. You can't take the sky from me. There's no place I can be. Since I found serenity. But you can't take the sky from me. For 57th Overlanders: - Veneke, Captain, presumed drunk. - TheHIV, Commander, currently engaging in relations of the diplomatic kind. - Lord Panda, Lieutenant, Captain of the Troll Patrol. - DesertSon, Lieutenant, some Grumpy Old Man we picked up somewhere. For Random Insanity Alliance: - Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos - Delta1212, Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery, Eperor of the SuperFriends - Thunder Strike, Triumvir of Awesomeness and Hater of Cats. - Ogaden, left arm of Voltron, head of Foreign Affairs, Cactimus Prime's official window washer and detailer - Shadow Slayer, Squeezer of Lemon, Unleasher of the Shadow, Barks like a Dog, Code Monkey, I'M PIKACHU - C-zom, Head of Military Operations - cctmsp13, Head of Economics, Captain Planet, Destroyer of Vowels - Myrrh, HoR of the Random Insanity Alliance, Queen of Sexiness, Angel of Insanity
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