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50 Trades of Black Article I: Always have a safe word The signatories agree to refrain from hostile acts, share relevant information, and provide economic/diplomatic assistance. Article II: That's a paddlin' In the event one signatory is attacked, the other is obligated to assist if requested. Article III: Don't forget the lube In the event one signatory begins a war, the other may choose to assist. Article IV: Loosen ropes for good circulation In the event one signatory becomes involved in a war through other treaties, assistance is optional. Article V: Handcuffs are more fun in theory If either signatory wishes to cancel this treaty, they must provide the other with an advance notice of 72 hours, during which the terms of the treaty will still hold. Signed for The Dark Templar, Bob - Triumvir Sarkin - Triumvir Starcraftmazter - Triumvir Sixgun - High Templar Signed for CLAWS, Co-Leaders: Hershey's White Chocolate Jazzy95, Supreme Sultan of Scratchposts Grand Inquisitor: Tevron, Recovering Democrat, Rising Authoritarian, SBN Card-carrier, Ministabber Expat, Bard of RFI, Beach Summer Fun Buddy Shredder of Interior: Alex the Cat Shredder of Foreign Affairs: Cadlore Shredder of War: BigKif Shredder-At-Large: MM
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Preamble: The Camp Crystal Lake Chronicles meet Elm Street Nightmares. PGS (hereby referred to as "Jason") and CLAWS (hereby referred to as "Freddy") have decided to come together in mutual defense and optional aggression. Article 1: Pact of the Slasher's Honor Neither Freddy nor Jason will engage in or support aggressive actions against each other, ensuring the horrors of Elm Street and Camp Crystal Lake do not intertwine. Article 2: Revelations from the Shadows If one entity uncovers a plot against the other in the darkest corners of the dream realm or the hidden paths of Camp Crystal Lake, it shall be shared immediately. No secret should lurk unseen when two horrors unite. Article 3: Blood Brothers in Defense An attack on one iconic horror is an attack on both. Neither will face a threat without the menacing support of the other. Article 4: Nightmares Unleashed On choosing to haunt a third party, either entity can summon the other. It is the other's choice to respond to the dream's call or the echoing screams of Crystal Lake. Article 5: The Dreamcatcher's Parley Before unleashing terror, both entities commit to trying whispers and negotiations. If these fail, the night's terrors are free to roam. Article 6: Wake Up from the Dream Either entity can choose to snap out of this dream pact, but they must provide a three-night notice, ensuring neither is left in the dark. Article 7: Blood-inked Signatories Signed under the looming shadows of Elm Street and the misty silhouettes of Camp Crystal Lake. For PGS (Jason): Accounting Intern: Xamaeron Roadie: Soprano Assistant to the Band Manager: Jason8 Talent Acquisition Specialist: Serberus Tour Bus Driver: SoloRocket Band Manager: masterhakai For CLAWS (Freddy): Co-Leaders: Tevron, Recovering Democrat, Rising Authoritarian, SBN Card-carrier, Ministabber Expat, Bard of RFI, Beach Summer Fun Buddy White Chocolate, GATO Dictator Elect Grand Inquisitor: Jazzy95, Supreme Sultan of Scratchposts Shredder of Interior: Wolfman Deputy Shredder of Interior: Cobwebby Shredder of Foreign Affairs: Cadlore Foreign Affairs Advisor: Kapleo, Bar Manager Shredder-At-Large: MM, Litterbox Emptier Shredder of Newspapers, Culture, and Empty Aid Slots: Alex the Cat, PAWS Insurgent
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Pre Grunge Supergroup Argent are an English rock band founded in 1969 by keyboardist Rod Argent, formerly of the Zombies. They had three UK top 40 singles: "Hold Your Head Up", which reached number five and spent 12 weeks on the chart, "Tragedy" (number 34), and "God Gave Rock and Roll to You" (number 18). Two of their albums charted in the UK: All Together Now, which peaked at number 13 in 1972, and In Deep, which spent one week at number 49 in 1973. Today, they drop their first studio album in 48 years, entitled Nexus II Track 1: Intelligence Argent and Post Grunge Supergroup may share info as needed. Track 2: Aid Argent and Post Grunge Supergroup may provide each other with aid as needed upon request. Track 3: Optional Defense Argent and Post Grunge Supergroup may provide each other with defensive military assistance upon request. Track 4: Optional Aggression Argent and Post Grunge Supergroup may provide each other with aggressive military assistance upon request. Track 5: Non-Aggression Argent and Post Grunge Supergroup agree not to attack each other for any reason. Track 6: Optional Lyrics Argent and Post Grunge Supergroup may share song lyrics upon request, but never riffs or solos. Track 7: Termination Argent or Post Grunge Supergroup may destroy this agreement with at least 72 hours of advance notice to the other signatory. Signatures for Post Grunge Supergroup: SoloRocket – Tour Bus Driver Serberus – Talent Acquisition Specialist Jason8 – Assistant to the Band Manager Master hakai – Band Manager Signatures for Argent: Lowsten, The Great and Powerful Emperor of Argent trimm, Regent and Curmudgeon at Large Legatus, Minister of Foreign Affairs and Clown Appreciator Mister Greed, Minister of Finance and Certified Kindergartener iamthey, Minister of War, Lasagna, and Harlequin IMP REBS, Minister of Internal Affairs and Humanoid Spaceship Janax, Dragon Emperor Emeritus and Minister of Communications
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Honestly, it's just more visually appealing than our normal war flag. My Hero Academia is a terrible anime and a worse manga. Let’s start with Bakugo, or should I say ‘Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight’, a typical Vegeta clone, except he’s also a childhood friend with a pseudo-romantic relationship to at least one of the other protagonists. If I wanted to watch some yaoi stuff, I’d go watch Yuri on Ice airing on the RFI Discord Server. Next, there’s Deku, our protagonist, a character so useless that they’re in a portal quest fantasy within their own world because they were born a talentless hack. Rather than develop a useful skill, he is handed greatness in the form of eating another man’s hair (?!) and then has to go through physical and ritual hazing to rise to the top. If I wanted to do that, I’d just play politics on Planet Bob. Third main character Todoroki is the embodiment of a tsundere in none of the ways that matter, producing another wave of degen weebs and simps who think that being quiet is cool. Neo and the Matrix all over again. Those are just the three main characters, but it has a cast bigger than One Piece’s episode list and it only gets more intolerable from there. MHA must be stopped at once. I literally am not even making this up. When I heard that MHA had attacked our allies, I was disappointed, because I haven’t even seen the last like four seasons since it spends a solid 25% of its runtime flashbacking to its first episode. 2007 boomer parallels anyone? Since then, I’ve hit the gym and resubscribed to crunchyroll, consuming all things MHA to understand my enemy. But just like in the show, the Cybernations adaptation relies very little on its top ranked fighters, kind of devaluing the whole implemented rating system. Somehow in MHA it’s always the little guys who are forced to fight the big bad villains. If I was forced to describe what it felt like to see MHA declare war against my allies. It’s hardly surprising though that another superhero anime finds its way on the enemy side. They, after all, are big fans of the prime competitor material, The Boys. Superfriends is so 2010, and GOD has been dead for a long time so this is like the remake of the remake. Dr. Doom helped make sure of that. Anyways, back to MHA, its greatest sin is *ping* that it’s bloated and drags, which means it doesn’t get to hold the excitement of short action scenes that would otherwise make or break it as an entertaining show. That might be a metaphor for this war maybe. Oh! And the spin-off series is better. I'm not even getting into diaper boy or the frog girl Pursuant to our agreements with Doom Squad & Doom Wolves, and the strange lack of Order of the Black Rose nations on the battlefield, CLAWS declares war on Mostly Harmless Alliance. Pictured here, OBR.
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On the 3rd and the 5th of July, respectively, Sparta and the Christian Coalition of Countries declared war on the New Pacific Order. Following these declarations, the New Pacific Order requested that both the Mutual Defence article of the Global Alliance and Treaty Organization's treaty, and the Optional Defence article of Argent's treaty, be activated. Therefore, pursuant to Article III of the New Unity Covenant between the Global Alliance and Treaty Organization and the New Pacific Order, the Global Alliance and Treaty Organization declares war on both Sparta and the Christian Coalition of Countries, in defence of the New Pacific Order. Further, pursuant to Article II of the Project Purity Control treaty between Argent and the New Pacific Order, Argent declares war on both Sparta and the Christian Coalition of Countries, in defence of the New Pacific Order. Signed for Argent, Lowsten, The Great and Loveable Emperor of Argent trimm, Regent and Curmudgeon at Large Legatus, Minister of Foreign Affairs and Clown Appreciator King William, Minister of War and Certified Kindergartener iamthey, Minister At-Large, Lasagna, and Clown IMP REBS, Minister of Internal Affairs and Humanoid Spaceship Janax, Dragon Emperor Emeritus and Minister of Communications Signed for the Global Alliance and Treaty Organization, Levon, Assembly Chairperson, On behalf of the General Assembly -
Hibernation Pact No, this is not an out of season April Fools joke.
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A long time ago (a little over a year) in a backroom channel far, far away, discussion began which laid the framework for the creation of the ultimate treaty in the cyberverse. The project was subject to great expenses of political capital and excuses for missed deadlines for months on end, leading some to declare it nothing but a bottomless pit of resources. Emperor Jason was adamant however: when the treaty was signed, the detractors would be of little concern, and when has become now. Project Stardust Accords Article I: Peace and Freedom to the Signatories Both signatories will hereafter refrain from targeted aggressive activity, internal subversion or espionage of any kind, against the other. Signatories of this pact pledge to practice only respect and good will towards each other. Article II: Securing the Scarif Vault Should vital knowledge of a political or military nature come to the attention of one signatory, they are strongly encouraged to share it with the other. Article III: Deploy the Garrison Should the Rebel Alliance scramble fighters on the Death Star, either signatory may request support in the form of Starfleet assistance, credits, or a motion in the Imperial Senate from the other. It is strongly encouraged for the other signatory to provide what help it can, though both parties accept that this is not an obligation. Article IV: You May Fire When Ready Should either signatory wish to target another planet with the Death Star, the signatory may ask to use the other's targeting computer, though both parties acknowledge this is not obligated. Article V: Target the Base at Scarif, Single Reactor Ignition In the event that a signatory is a participant in a conflict against an ally of the other signatory, defensive retaliatory military action may be taken as deemed necessary without necessitating the activation of Article VII. Article VI: Death Star II Should the signatories feel the relationship between them has changed, the signatories may come together to build a newer and more powerful Death Star at any time. Article VII: Careful Not to Choke on Your Aspirations Should either signatory become rebel scum in the eyes of the other, this pact will be canceled after 72 hours notice is given. Signed for New Polar Order, Buuyo, Emperor Emperor Jason, Regent JayMillz, Minister of Plenty Tharu, Minister of Peace Signed for Argent, Lowsten, The Great and Loveable Emperor of Argent trimm, Regent and Curmudgeon at Large Legatus, Minister of Foreign Affairs and Clown Appreciator King William, Minister of War and Certified Kindergartener iamthey, Minister At-Large, Lasagna, and Clown IMP REBS, Minister of Internal Affairs and Humanoid Spaceship Janax, Dragon Emperor Emeritus and Minister of Communications
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First things first, I'm the realest (Realest) Drop this and let the whole world feel it (Let 'em feel it) And I'm still in the Murda Bizness I can hold you down, like I'm giving lessons in physics (Right, right?) You should want a bad !@#$%* like this (Huh?) Drop it low and pick it up just like this (Yeah) Cup of Ace, cup of Goose, cup of Cris High heels, something worth a half a ticket on my wrist (On my wrist) Taking all the liquor straight, never chase that (Never) Rooftop like we bringing '88 back (What?) Bring the hooks in, where the bass at? Champagne spilling, you should taste that
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Roman Empire Maybe I'll drop in a speech later. Maybe more stats. But let's at least post some stats, some shout outs, and just put our flag down that we were here, and we had no bubble gum. We had a lot of fun. That's what this was all about. Right guys? Right guys? Roman Victory By Imperial Decrees, with the full authority of everything Roma, by every Emporer, every Roman, and the inability of anyone else to say anything about it: Roman Empires declares their Victory over TE round 57. We brought everyone fun. You're welcome TE Signed-The Romans God Emperor Yoonyul; son of ADude and cousin of Kiwi, PLS, Bane of D1, Romulus-sshi Just KiWi - kiwi; backup Emporer, SBN, TogaToga, Remus-Dono Also Samoyed; The Hersh & The Emperor of Rome, Keeper of Gh0s7, The Senate And Paul711; Original Paradoxian, Original Bane of Rome, The Rock FiredGun; Princeps, Wreckingball, NukedJason twice, NLON foreign contractor, Bane of Wes Bankziez; Kel-Tech, Rabbit Scout Blamange; The Nuclear Scientist. Meep. bwishert; the thief, the Accelerator dagny 38 special; breaks osha standards daily Darksight Oreo; No one knew his favorite flavor :shocked: Eye of Roma Rage; the Stonewall Hershicus; The administrator, Drunk Fly on the Wall JASON8; DESTROYER OF HIREDGUN, LIBERATOR OF TOSH, DRINKER OF BEER, AND KILLER OF TIRES Javier; will nuke you between sets King Evlar; the mystery, a friend Lord of Darkness; Duck Pond's Shadow, The Lord of Darkness Lthawkeye; reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee RoadRash; hiredgun's most hated person, king of counts Velystryx; is Everywhere, Chicken Pot Pie Haven -
The Knight Before Christmas Santa CLAWS Treaty 'Twas the Knight before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the castle with care, In hopes that Santa CLAWS soon would be there; The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of tech-plums danced in their heads; White Chocolate in her wolf gown, and Jazzy in cap, Had just settled down for a long winter's NAP, When out on the lawn there arose wartime clatter, I sprang from the den to see what was the matter. Away to the castle I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up an Optional Pact. Signed for the Knights of the Round Table, Knights of the Grail, Knight-King Lollerobot, Knight-Ambassador Mordred, Knight-Heir Skaha, Knight-Senator Ratified, December 12, 2021 Signed for CLAWS, Co-Leaders: Jazzy95, Supreme Sultan of Scratchposts White Chocolate, GATO Dictator Elect Grand Inquisitor: Randalla Ministers Minister of Internal Affairs: Tehol Minister of Foreign Affairs and Couping Jazzy, SBN Card-carrier, Ministabber Expat, Bard of RFI, Beach Summer Fun Buddy: Tevron Minister-At-Large: Magical Muslim Advisory Council Advisor of Defense: Clash Advisor of Economics: RS1787 Advisor of Recruitment: Bohemond Hauteville -
The (upgraded) Rules of Acquisition Accords (MDoA) Preamble: The best deal is the one that brings the most profit. CLAWS and The First Order have found our previous contract to be most profitable. Therefore, we are expanding our contract as follows: Article I, Rule 17: A Contract is a Contract is a Contract...but only between Ferengi Both parties hereby agree to maintain harmonious relations; to cooperate on any and all business matters, and disputes in the pursuit of profit Article II, Rule 35: Peace is Good for Business Both parties hereby agree to not interfere with each other's profit margins. Neither shall either party commit acts of military aggression, nor acts of industrial sabotage nor copyright infringement, nor embezzlement. Established and regular commerce may continue with a competing third-party but the other party is encouraged to consider other revenue streams. Article III, Rule 74: Knowledge equals Profit Both parties hereby agree that any intelligence or otherwise sensitive information shared between the two will not be passed on to any third party without permission. Never let the competition know what you’re thinking. Both parties also agree to share information with the other party relevant to their profit, including all potential threats against the other. Article IV, Rule 34 and Rule 125: War is Good for Business, but You Can’t Make a Deal if You’re Dead. If one party finds itself being worked out of the market by another enterprise, the other party shall back the one being moved against. The parties are unable to continue the contract if one is taken out of business after all. On the other hand, if one party finds a good opportunity to take out a rival, it shall be shared with the other and the other may, but is not obligated, to share in the venture. Article V, Rule 57: Good customers are almost as rare as Latinum - treasure them. Both parties agree to open their markets up to one another, free of tariff or tax, so that they may both benefit from a substantial profit. Article VI, Rule 6: Never allow family to stand in the way of Opportunity Should either party wish to pursue more profitable ventures, they are required to notify the respective parties within 96 hours of nullification. Signed for CLAWS Co-Leaders @Jazzy95, Supreme Sultan of Scratchposts @White Chocolate, GATO Dictator Elect Grand Inquisitor: @Randalla Ministers Minister of Internal Affairs: @tehol Minister of Foreign Affairs and Couping Jazzy, SBN Card-carrier, Ministabber Expat, Bard of RFI, Beach Summer Fun Buddy: @Tevron Minister-At-Large: @Magical Muslim Advisory Council Advisor of Defense: @Clash Advisor of Economics: @rs1787 Advisor of Recruitment: @Bohemond Hauteville Signed for TFO Supreme Leader: @James Maximus Grand Admiral/FA: @Neforatu General Staff Defense: @Lord Cabbage Econ: @BMTH
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Doom Wolves Have CLAWS Article I Doom Wolves and CLAWS have a non-aggression pact. We will not war with each other. Article 2 Doom Wolves and CLAWS will share information and gossip. Clearly this includes potential threats. This is for real. It’s not a clause in our treaty just because everyone puts it in treaties. We have each other on speed dial. The rest of the world has been warned. Article 3 We may back each other in war (raiding or declared alliance war - it doesn’t matter), with financial aid, assistance politically and so on for whatever reason if we please. If we don’t please, then we will not. This is NOT because of lack of commitment to each other. Anyone who thinks so is in error. It’s simply nice to be flexible. Article 4 This is the clause tehol likes in treaties. CLAWS promises to make a good faith effort to fill Doom Wolves aid slots over others when possible. Oh what, tehol...it’s supposed to be the other way around? Not THIS time. Article 5 This treaty will remain in effect until one of three events happen. A) Doomsphere alliances get off their BUTT and form a bloc, in which case the bloc > this treaty or B) Al Bundy starts a new alliance because two treaty ties are too much for his tastes or C) Al Bundy, though he loves CLAWS big time, gets utterly fed up with CLAWS “cyber nations politics” style, disbands Doom Wolves and joins Non Grata to see if Non Grata has any balls. tl:dr ODoA Treaty between CLAWS and Doom Wolves Signed, For CLAWS @Jazzy95, Supreme Sultan of Scratchposts @White Chocolate, GATO Dictator Elect Grand Inquisitor: @Randalla Minister of Internal Affairs: @tehol Minister of Foreign Affairs and Couping Jazzy, SBN Card-carrier, Ministabber Expat, Bard of RFI, Beach Summer Fun Buddy: @Tevron Minister-At-Large: @Magical Muslim For Doom Wolves, @AL Bundy High School Football Legend @Admiral Alexander - Minister of Doom aka Al's Hammer
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Roman Empire makes a return to Forum I really like this joke. RE declares war on Ordo Paradoxia What is old is new again. RE recognizes hostilities with Tropic Thunder For hitting us while we were busy, like 2 weeks ago, RE now (very late) recognizes hostilities with TT. RE declares war on TT Re already made peace with TT over the RoH, so we are now declaring a fresh war on Tropic Thunder. RE's war with OP & TT This stuff never stays clean. Esp when people don't post nice DoW's. Not sure who dropped the ball there. Let's not think about it. I digress. Roman Empire will declare on OP & TT September 20th, and we're hitting basically all of OP & the top part of TT. We'll then get counters, and hit counters, and then be countered on our counters by counters from OP & TT. In theory. Sorry if this post doesn't have the same high level of quality & statstacular statistics as we used to know back in the day or that I tried to promise you when I made my first big RE post oh so many months ago. If you need to blame anyone, don't blame Adude, don't blame FL, don't blame Paul, don't blame DaRuler, don't blame Xavi, don't blame Wile E coyote, don't blame Bundy, don't blame Wes, don't blame Jason08, don't blame Xineoph, don't blame Highroad, don't blame Tevron, don't blame Gearhead, don't blame Ordo Paradoxia, don't blame NLON, don't blame Tropic Thunder, don't blame Hellas, don't blame Alpha Wolves, don't blame all the wonderful and not so wonderful mules we all rely on and love; blame me. I did it. I wanted you all to know this is my fault. We will fight until you can forgive me for letting things get this bad. Or until you can stand to look at me enough to agree to disagree. Ave! God Emperor Yoonyul; for Rome & Kiwi, Bane of D1, has not signed off on this post, PLS Just KiWi - just a humble OWF poster. Included stats only one time. He never scored. SBN, TogaToga And Paul711; Original Paradoxian, Original Bane of Rome, The hard place & Rock of Rome. Also Samoyed; The Hershey man himself
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While most of the world spends their time reminiscing over our nostalgic and better pasts, the Global Alliance and Treaty Organization does the exact same thing, but better. In the last year, a lot (and not a lot) has happened with regard to GATO, especially since today is our big day, our 15th birthday! We can (almost) drive! What has happened in the last year? Well, during the Snake Eyes War, we had 61 members. Today we also have 65 members -- at least when I wrote this. GATO has remained relatively stable while a lot of the world has floundered around and lost their members to the attrition of the heat death of Planet Bob. In an effort to continue our sustained poaching growth and as the current Assembly Chairperson, I have the honor of bestowing (honorary) memberships to foreigners that tower over the desolate wastes of our world: First and foremost, I would like to honor happy5214 of The Legion. The Legion themselves have always been a strong and consistent ally to GATO, both in earlier parts of our history and again more recently. The Legion absolutely crushed it on the battlefield of The Snake Eyes War, and have maintained a strong economic and political presence in RFI. Recently, GATO lost the majority of our guides to a combination of poor management decisions in 2018 and the gradual degradation of our forums due to updates. We’ve been working hard to relearn a lot of aspects of the economics of the world (and even learn new ways). In our efforts, we’ve been assisted by the Lord of Hugs, but happy5214 takes the cake as the most frequent asset in our work on this project. His contributions have included even sharing his nation’s private data to be harvested by the abacus wielders of GATO. This contribution, along with his sharing of technology that he developed for The Legion, have gone well past the point of expectation that could be placed on that of an ally. As such, his personal commitment to the Global Alliance deserves recognition, and I am proud to present him the title of Honorary GATO Member, to join the ranks of those outside the alliance that we choose to highlight above all others. The second award of honorary membership is pledged to be given to Lowsten, or James Spanier as he prefers to be called. James has been a huge help with manners of counsel that step outside of the purview of an ally. On a personal level, he and I have tag teamed, argued with, embarrassed and personally attacked each other on a host of problems that have arisen over the short years of Skyrim: Cybernations Edition. When asked for nominations from my own government with regard to who should earn honorary membership, Mr. Spanier stacked up several nominations. When pressed for justifications, no one could find the words. James is an intangible, an invisible hand on the scale that presses GATO toward being the best alliance that it can be – and he’s subtle about it. Even lacking specifics to pontificate on, it is easy enough for me to judge that Lowsten has rightfully earned GATO honorary membership. We thank him for his contributions to our alliance, a watchful eye that shepherds over my own alliance mates as if they were his. For that, may we not only call him an ally of GATO, but a friend as well. The Global Alliance and Treaty Organization has seen its fair share of failures and triumphs over the years, but it has managed to persist and remain a constant presence in the international community. Many rulers across Planet Bob once found their home in GATO, and this post is also for you. Thank you for contributing to the legacy of the alliance I hold so dear to my heart. Whether you were on our side or not over the years, it is truly a historic moment for us all as the oldest alliance celebrates its fifteenth year. Please join us for celebratory drinks here: https://discord.gg/CMsUDQc
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[This is where a flag would go, IF I HAD ONE] During January 23, 2021’s reset, The Phoenix Federation, along with Kashmir, Haven, The Lords Cavalry, and Ordo Cyberneticus declared war against CLAWS, an alliance member of our defensive bloc, Roll For Initiative. After about twenty minutes of waiting, the offending coalition has failed to provide any valid reason or any compelling evidence to justify this conflict not including Argent despite assurances that it would, prompting Argent to treat this as a cowardly and opportunistic counter offensive. Regardless of whatever reason they may have, we find it hard to justify just under 100 nations invading our ally’s 125 nations, but not ours, not to mention not invading Global Alliance And Treaty Organization. As a consequence of this war and the consistent pattern of targeted counter offensives which has preceded it, the singular force of Argent hereby declares a state of war against The Phoenix Federation in defense of CLAWS. Good luck, have fun. Signed for Argent: Lowsten, The Great and Powerful Emperor
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The combined forces of Argent, CLAWS, Global Alliance and Treaty Organization, Independent Republic of Orange Nations, The Legion and New Pacific Order do hereby declare a state of war with COBRA and Non Grata for promoting and participating in the organization of a variety of hostile actions towards the coalition. It is further noted that many of these actions that have since come to light occurred during both the original six month non-aggression period between Non Grata and the members of the coalition, as well as the subsequent NAP extension with several coalition members, with the members of the coalition discovering the violations thereafter. Non Grata has continued to demonstrate that they are an alliance incapable of honoring their word - even for only a short span of time - and truly only care about themselves. This is a punishment for the infringement of the agreement which Non Grata signed while actively working to undermine its terms and abuse our trust. May Admin have mercy on your souls. Signed, For Argent: Lowsten For CLAWS: Al Bundy Jazzy Claude For the Global Alliance and Treaty Organization: Tevron WANA Morte For the Independent Republic of Orange Nations: Blade 619 For The Legion: deathbiter For the New Pacific Order: Lord of Darkness
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Today, on January 1st of this New Year, the North Atlantic Defense Coalition officially merges into the Alliance of the Templar Knights. I know that many of you rejoice with the crumble of a dead alliance, but in her time here on Bob, NADC did a great many things, even if some of them were just getting rolled. NADC was my home for over 5 years, the only alliance I’ve ever had the pleasure of joining. When I first took a leadership position at NADC, I had envisioned things of grandeur, a rebirth of the alliance I called home. Reality had a different plan and over the past 2-ish years, I had to slowly, stubbornly, face that reality. That brings us to today. This event is something that has been in the works for quite some time now, and I am relieved to finally see it done. Any members of NADC who remain in the alliance are protected by TTK and the rest are joining TTK. Those who remain in NADC not only are protected by TTK, but are considered members of TTK. This could not have been accomplished without the help and guidance of a great number of people, not the least of which is Mandystalin of TTK, who worked tireless with me to help ensure this transition was a smooth one. Fen of SUN and Lowsten of Argent also had their roles to play, offering advice and encouragement along the road, and to them I am grateful. I still have a role to play in my new home here at TTK, who have graciously offered me the FA position here. Whether or not that is a curse I’ve yet to discover. Whatever it is, I look forward to embarking on this new journey here on Bob. We at TTK wish you all a happy and prosperous new year. —The AmericanRepublic, Marshal of Foreign Affairs 07 NADC 07 TTK
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If somebody once told me we were gonna roll Screaming Red Asses again, I’d have told them they weren’t the sharpest tool in the shed. It feels like only yesterday the last time SRA attacked an Argent ally without cause or Declaration of War, and now they do so again! Last time they admitted defeat, their finger and their thumb in the shape of an L on their forehead. As it turns out however it was actually a few years ago, although the years don’t stop coming, and they don’t stop coming, and they don’t stop coming. Regardless, here we are again with yet another display of SRA’s ruthless opportunism. I concede it doesn’t make sense not to live for fun as everyone’s collective brains get smart while their heads get dumb, there’s so much to do and so much to see, but I however contend there indeed is something wrong with taking these back streets. As with last time, we will once again go to bat for our ally, and our nukes will make sure SRA glows. The Dragon will once again take a bite out of the Ass, perhaps we’ll even eat the whole thing this time. Lowsten: The Great and Powerful Emperor of Argent Trimm: Regent IMP REBS: Minister of Internal Affairs Gingervites: Interim Minister of War King William: Interim Minister of Finance Legatus: Interim Minister of Foreign Affairs iamthey: Interim Minister of Proctology Janax: Dragon Emperor Emeritus
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Good Evening Bob, Today began our fourth round of war with New Polar Order. After this round is completed, the following terms come into effect: White Peace is declared. A 3 month NAP exists between the NADC and NpO on the date of the final war expiration. I thank Polar for a good fight and on behalf of NADC, thanks for letting us use some nukes. They were getting dusty. Signed for North Atlantic Defense Coalition —The AmericanRepublic: Secretary General, Slayer of XxHouseArrestxX, and Savior of Kiwi ¬Signed for New Polar Order —AlmightyGrub: Regent
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CLAWS-Argent MDoAP Dragon’s Claw Preamble: Things. Article I: In its Grasp Argent and CLAWS agree to play a game together. Both alliances shall respect the cards in each other’s hand, and will respect the strategies employed by the other. Article II: Mana Cost Both players are aware of the mana required to perform actions, and shall refrain from attacking actions against each other to preserve mana and friendship. Article III: Triggered! The ability of this card will be triggered should either player be attacked. "When" one signatory declares war, the other may choose to activate this and enter alongside them. Article IV: Uncommon Rarity A friendship of this magnitude is uncommon. Both players agree to protect the interests of the other and to maintain open channels of communication. Spying on one another shall not be permitted, and both alliances will share information should they learn of threats against the other. Article V: Dragon’s Claw “If there is a fire that never ceases to burn, it surely lies in the maw of a dragon.” -Sarkhan Vol Should the love between Argent and CLAWS cease to burn, A week notice is required to cancel this treaty. __ Signed for Argent, The Great and Powerful Emperor of Argent - Lowsten Regent - trimm Minister of Internal Affairs - IMP REBS Minister of War - Gingervites Minister of Finance - KiWi Minister of Communications - Janax Signed for CLAWS, Co-leaders: White Chocolate & Jazzy95 Grand Inquisitor: Randalla Minister of Defense: Daeg Minister of Economics: Jazzy95 Minister of Foreign Affairs: Claude Minister of Internal Affairs: Magical Muslim
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I. Believe The Lie Argent and the New Pacific Order (hereby referred to as Signatories) believe to understand their individual positions and respect the boundaries between them. II. Trust No One The aforementioned Signatories recognize that there are conspiracies everywhere, and that they may work together to ensure mutual protection of the Project. III. Accuse Your Enemies Of That Which You Are Guilty Both Signatories agree that at times it becomes necessary to cooperate aggressively to ensure circumstances do not get beyond the scope of the Project’s control. IV. You See What I Want You To See [REDACTED] V. The Truth Is Out There The Signatories realize it prudent to share information discovered that could undermine the efforts of the other Signatory of the Project, while maintaining that it is paramount to deny everything. VI. A War Is Never Over Supply of funds, material, and/or personnel in times of need per request is encouraged however not mandated under the scope of the Project. VII. Apology Is Policy Any and all issues that may crop up between the Signatories will be handled between them promptly in a manner befitting of the respect afforded by the spirit of the Project. VIII. Everything Dies Both Signatories note that if it becomes necessary for an end to come for the Project a probationary period of 72 hours will be observed following a notice to terminate the Project. Signed for the New Pacific Order, Lord of Darkness, Emperor of the New Pacific Order Prophet of Orion Shadow of the Order Jesse End, Imperial Regent of the New Pacific Order DeathAdder, Emperor Ice, & MariMassa, Imperial Officers of the New Pacific Order Maelstrom Vortex, World Conquering Dragon of War Signed for Argent, Lowsten, The Great and Powerful Emperor of Argent Trimm, Regent of Argent Curmudgeon at Large IMP REBS, Minister of Internal Affairs CRexx, Minister At-Large Janax, Minister of Communication Dragon Emperor of Argent Gingervites, Interim Minister of War Bernkastel, Bernkastel
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Aevrum/Argent PIAT Preamble: This Peace, Intelligence, and Aid treaty is between the alliances of Aevrum and Argent, in the spirit of friendship and cooperation. Article I: Peace The signatories of this treaty agree not to conduct any acts of warfare, espionage, or any other acts of violence against the other. If this happens, the signatories shall handle the situation properly and maturely. Article II: Intelligence In the event that one signatory gains intelligence on the other that could be vital to their security, they agree to share that intelligence with each other. Article III: Aid At any time, a signatory of this treaty may ask for aid from the other. Although the other signatory has the option to refuse the aid, it is recommended that they send the aid as soon as possible. Article IV: Termination This treaty may be cancelled by either party with 72 hours advanced notice to the other through private channels. Article I stays in effect for an additional 7 days after the treaty is cancelled. Signed for Aevrum, Noctis Lucis Caelum, King ~~~~~~~ pjk11, Archon Signed for Argent, Lowsten, the Great and Powerful Emperor trimm, Regent Janax, Communications Minister
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No matter what theme or witty thing I come up with, there will be more things that I want to say. And that's before getting to any meat. Or even the shoutouts. Oh the shout outs. Too many to even start. But I'm not doing that. My format will be different. Look guys. I've been playing for 10 years. I'm done. Liberating. I deleted my nation. So I don't even belong here anymore. Rotty is taking over Invicta, if anyone was wondering. If the game is bonked, please Moderation fix that. He's heir, and I deleted. Invicta is by all rights his. And that's it. No one will read or care about a speech. And I'm over my length as is. I will just say; if you want to stop play, please just stop playing. Pretending you're going to quit, or just complaining endlessly, while doing nothing to change anything, just, it's disgusting to watch, and ruins the fun. Not to mention it will never get you what you want. I can not stand the !@#$%*ing. It literally drove me out. Almost did after EQ. And to those who do want to play; just play. Have fun. It's a game. Y'all people are crazy. Just try smiling. Alright, I'll get off my milk crate. It was real guys. -KiWi
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Out of the Blue. One thing may or may not happen. But this happened. Shadow, By the Grace of Cactuar, His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Lord Cactuar of Random Insanity and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc. Floridian Council, Cactimus Prime dester55 Gigantuar Leo, I didn't sign off on this! Funktuar Mogar, Emperor of the Royal Ariana Grande Empire, Minister of Mogar Affairs, Minister of Attention, CN's Psychologist, Captain Planet Emeritus, Frequent nuclear rogue, First!, Master of Amsging, Banned for your Sins, King of Notaries, Dual Member of The Bear Cavalry whether they want him or not, Defender of all of the cybernations womenz, Abigail is the best Stardew Valley Waifu, still working on coming up with more titles to catch up to Shadow, All Around Nice Guy, Also Hello Electron Sponge. KingWilliam, KiWi, the Bird, a Fruit, some guy. You will respect. rotty, Man Standing Behind the Bird. Quoted to have said "wait what? We have RIA now?". He did his waiting. Thrash, Gives Approval Daniel Chrono, Department of Redundancy. Lord James, Prince of Thieves and War Lord Draculea, Can't even pay Attention Killman04, May or may not be spelled with a third L. Nascar, may or may not be watching. The man who stands behind the man, who is behind the Bird.
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I. Ball is Life. And CN is Life. Therefore, let's play Ball. II. Recess never ends. Alex0827a - Elder of Travel and Chief Instigator ConRed - Elder of the Treasury (He Paid For This) Satan1612 - Elder of Organization (How Did This Happen; Look At His Messy Room) veracity - Elder of War (Stole My Lunch Money!) eXcessium - Elder of Things (He Does Stuff, But Even He Doesn't Know What It Is) Kream - Semi-Retired Elder of Swearing On The Playground Peonage - That Perpetually Happy Kid That Starts Awkward Conversations KingWilliam - President of Invicta, and forger of names. rotty - veep, All Time Best Shadow Gov Thrash - "since i haven't signed in a long time" Daniel Chrono - Department of Redundancy. Lord James - Prince of Thieves and War Lord Draculea - Can't even pay Attention Killman04 - Not Killer04. Doesn't get credit for this one.
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