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We were working on our nations, late one night When our eyes beheld an eerie sight For our monsters Inc adds, began to rise And suddenly to our surprise We did the mash, we did the monster mash The monster mash, it was a cyber nations smash We did the mash, it caught on at server time We deal tech for cash, we did the monster mash From our IRC in the Kashmir channel To the yellow sphere where the led zeppelin beats The elephants came out with their sunglasses on To Jolt us as a protector They did the mash, we did the monster mash The monster mash, it was a cyber nations smash They did the mash, it caught on at server time They deal tech for cash, we did the monster mash The elephants were having fun but the party had just begun The guests also included Kaskus right on! The scene rolling down the street, with their Ray-Bans on The Seals, behind the wheels of their BMWs pulling up all slick they finally arrived with their vocal group, "you don't know Kaskus" They did the mash, we did the monster mash The monster mash, it was a cyber nations smash They did the mash, it caught on at server time They deal tech for cash, we did the monster mash Monsters Incorporated hereby announces our Declaration of Existence and our loyalty in our two protectors, Kashmir and Kaskus. Our Constitution is simple: 1) No leader, everyone pitches in and if disagreements occur we vote on the issue democratically 2) Don't raid big/and/or protected alliances 3) Pay tech deals on time 4) Have fun If you get bored, stop by our forums (http://montersincorporated.proboards.com), we have free beer, an arcade, and lots of activity in our embassies. Cheers!
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http://www.cybernations.net/alliance_display.asp?ID=12737 As the new MoD for Badlands I invite you to check us out, we are a pink team alliance and Badlands is a division of Swash Plates And Tail Rotors...We are also allied to Kaskus...o/ Badlands \o We are now hiring Shooters and Looters...Join Today!!!!
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The Kaskus Gladiator Academy will be accepting new members for a limited time...Hurry to take your place among our Elite Brotherhood of Warriors before your place is taken and the doors close... :ehm:
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http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=121509 Announcer: Tired of the same old you? Tired of being out of shape and out of luck with the opposite sex? Tired of being overweight and under-attractive? Artigo: Yeah! Oh, hello. I'm Artigo, Owner, Operator, and Founder of PECS Gym America Corp, and I'm here to tell you that you don't have to be stuck with what ya got. [Cut to actor lifting weights.] Artigo: Here at PECS Gym, we understand that "Ugliness" and "Fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it. Artigo: [climbing on the rocky wall; grunts] And that's where we come in. [evil laughter] Artigo: PECS Gym employs a highly-trained, quasi-cultural staff of personal alterational specialists. And with our competitively-priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning into a Franken-fine! Artigo: [wheels out a bandaged-like-a-mummy person in a wheelchair] Of course you'll still be you in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive, better you than you could ever become without us. How do I know? Well, I'm not only the founder of PECS Gym. I'm also a client. Artigo: That's me. Six years and 600 pounds ago... before I knew how much I hated myself. But that all changed once I founded PECS Gym. But don't just take my word for it. Listen to these PECS Gym members tell you how it is.
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Ladies and Gentlemen! You've read about it in the papers! Now witness, before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature's mistakes! I give you: the average man. Physically unremarkable, it instead possesses a deformed set of values. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity's importance. Also note the club-footed social conscience and the withered optimism. It's certainly not for the squeamish, is it? Most repulsive of all, are its frail and useless notions of order and sanity. If too much weight is placed upon them... they snap. How does it live, I hear you ask? How does this poor pathetic specimen survive in today's harsh and irrational environment? I'm afraid the sad answer is, "Not very well." Faced with the inescapable fact that human existence is mad, random, and pointless, one in eight of them crack up and go stark slavering buggo! Who can blame them? In a world as psychotic as this... any other response would be crazy! The twins of Mammon quarrelled. Their warring plunged the world into a new darkness, and the beast abhorred the darkness. It came forth surrounded by a roiling cloud of vengeance. The house of the unbelievers shall be razed and they shall be scorched to the earth. Greetings, Kaskus. May you enjoy our Masquerade of Madness. tl;dr Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. I come before you, to stand behind you, to tell you a story I know nothing about. One bright morning in the middle of the night two dead fellows stood up to fight. They stood back to back, facing each other, drew their swords and shot one another. If you don't believe my lie, it's true, ask the blind lady on the corner, she saw it too.
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This isn't the ventilation shaft you're looking for ... Two months ago we saw UnknownSmurf's attempts to stir the pot between NSO and MK/DH go south when he decided to paint himself as a spy within the Sith Order in the discussion thread known as 'Delusion'. We sought Kaskus after he donned their affiliation to sort the situation out and explained it as such: For reasons of their own, Kaskus was steadfast to defend their friend despite these actions. Discussions got a little rough, patience on both sides a little thin. In the end, after being ignored and seemingly brushed off, we chose to take Smurf for ourselves knowing the reaction Kaskus would have. Operation 'Blueberry Extraction' was a success. For two months now, the Sith Order and Kaskus have been locked in an arduous war full of much loss for both sides. Some unfortunate incidences along the way saw the war expand to our friends in the Pacific Order and Shangri-La, and then eventually into Kaskus's protectorate The Shadow Legacy. The tenacity of the Kaskus nations fueled their efforts long and hard in an uphill battle, but the odds proved too great in the end. We at the New Sith Order, confirmed by our friends in the New Pacific Order and Shangri-La, accept and are glad to finally bring this war to a close. / New Sith Order / Rayvon ~ Emperor Dilber ~ Dark Lord KirstenMichelle ~ Sith Lord JoeStupid ~ Sith Lord LintWad ~ Imperator Emeritus, Acting Master of Inquisition / New Pacific Order / Brehon, Emperor of the New Pacific Order Sword of the Order bakamitai, Imperial Regent of the New Pacific Order Judicator of the Order Gandroff, Imperial Officer of Military Affairs of the New Pacific Order Shield of the Order / Shangri-La / USMC123 - Harbinger Hereno - Harbinger (Acting), Keeper Bdiah - Steward of Defense Rudolph - Steward of Foreign Affairs Kagami - Steward of Internal Affairs (Acting) Tank4ever - Steward of Recruitment Kenfold_GTS - Steward of Education KuroNeko - Steward of Finance / Kaskus / Agungprastianto, Akuang, Baby Fark McGeezax, Blackorchid, Blastasy, CollegeKid13, DanKCl, Death from above 82, Doctorevil, Fasser, Feurumi, GantanX, Horizon, JavaPirate, Jawara, Jeff123, Jericholeimena, KenoCore, Kionkcuter, Laskar Pelangi, Lord Bitburg, Lord Caparo, Lord Erding, MoxerMojo, Palugada, Rose White, Rotory Master, Semutjoget, Septimoose, Sigelopisan, Suryanto Tan, The Thumb, Unknown Smurf, Votomax / The Shadow Legacy / DoorNail Let's keep the bar fights out of the post-war celebrations.
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[center][img]http://i904.photobucket.com/albums/ac241/ADude_01/Kaskusalt-1.png[/img][/center] [center]New Kaskus government as of 12/11/2012[/center] [center][b]Emperor: [/b]Lord Caparo[/center] [center][b]Warlord:[/b] Suryanto Tan[/center] [center][b]Mongolian:[/b] Lord Bitburg[/center] [center][b]Minister of Foreign Affairs:[/b] Isaac MatthewII[/center] [center][b]Minister of Defense:[/b] Blackorchid[/center] [center][b]Minister of Internal Affairs:[/b] Unknown Smurf[/center] [center]We are also happy to announce the opening of our forums to any foreign diplomats that wish to come and grace us with their presence. Kaskus is going along well with pretty much 100% activity though until just now we havn't been actively engaged in the CN community. Here are the forums: http://z13.invisionfree.com/Kaskus/index.php?act=idx[/center] [center]o/ Kaskus[/center] [center][Spoiler]Also, I officially declare war on UnknownSmurf, there's the DoW.[/Spoiler][/center]
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