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Dear citizens and immigrants of Planet Bob, After Hombre's rather awesome Declaration of War(look it up, it is beautiful) with =LOST='s fading glory making it even more fabulous, I feel like my announcement will be... well, less. There are no threats of cancelled bingo night and more greens for dinner at the cafeteria. No poetic passage or two about how we are the shadow of death and have fangs of glittering fairies. Well, we do but that's beside the point. The point is, our dear friends in Non Grata have been attacked and despite my better judgement and high dislike of war in general, we must respond. Because we love our friends. I figure that is pretty obvious from the last wars. And our history. Yeah, sure. Sometimes we're too inactive to react. Well, not this time. I'm up in the middle of the night and I am totally legit! So here we go. New Polar Order. Consider your ice green(get it? Because ice cream...? Oh, forget it, you're hopeless!). Actually, that sounds kind of yummy. Err, don't distract me, you fiends! The Last Remnants hereby declares war on NpO in defense of our friends in Non Grata. <3<3<3 Signed, Elorian Kestral Hombre de Murcielago P.S. Update time DoWs are overrated. Go eat some porridge, champ. We're doing this.
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The Elly's Having A Hangover Treaty of Fafafa. Preamble: The alliances of the Last Remnants and Guinness hereby declare their friendship and their wish to help each other out. Article 1: Sovereignty. The Last Remnants(TLR) and Guinness are both independant entities and shall remain so despite what the OWF says. We don't mess with each other's affairs and we agree that a rude and malicious violation of this article will most likely result to the whole treaty getting cancelled. So lets not, mkay? Article 2: Non Aggression TLR and Guinness agree to behave and refrain from attacking, spying on and conspire against each other. We both also promise not to aid any aggressive actions taken against the other signatory and if such a thing occurs, the treaty may get cancelled. Article 3: Intelligence We both agree to share any and all information that we consider to be important to each other's security and stability. This intel is to be considered confidential unless permission is given by the other to reveal it to others. Article 4: Optional Defense Should either of the signatories get attacked, it is encouraged but far from obligatory for the other to rush to their defense. Should they decide not to help with defense of their ally, this decision is to be respected and not questioned by the other. Thus - Optional! Article 5: Optional Aggression There may come a time when a signatory of this treaty wants to attack some third party not allied with either of them, they may request or the other party may offer to roll onto the battlefield with them. If the other chooses not to join the aggression, it is respected and not disputed by the other. Again - optional! Article 6: Cancellation This treaty may be cancelled at any point but the intention of doing so must be communicated to the other 72 hours before it is considered cancelled. The signatories can then decide whether to publicly announce the cancellation or merely let it slip into oblivion. Should articles 1 and/or 2 get violated by the other party and no diplomatic solution found to this, this treaty may be cancelled immediately without having to wait the period mentioned in article 6. Till such a time comes, lets drink and be merry! Signed, For The Last Remnants(contains new information): Triumvirate: Kestral Hombre de Murcielago Elorian Ministers: Rifleman - Internal Affairs Cripple - Economics Rileyaddaff - War Rush...? Maybe? Possibly? - Foreign Affairs For Guinness: Vosegus, Provost Kanati, Praetor Wartornplace, Chancellor of Interior Red Army, Chancellor of Finance Kanati, Chancellor of State Sergei Romanov, Chancellor of Defense tl;dr version: The Last Remnants and Guinness signed an ODoAP. Rejoice! x~o~x x~o~x And have a special edition Pipboy Porter, straight from the Vault:
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News from the Wasteland After a series of elections, coups and carefully planned positioning of trustworthy individuals, the Last Remnants is now prepared to announce our latest government lineup. Triumvirate of the Wastes Kestral Stefano Palmieri Hombre de Murcielago Ministries Foreign Affairs - Elorian Internal Affairs - JSoprano Economics - Cripple + Deputy rileyaddaff War - Rifleman Eternally a government member but refusing to lead the most prestigious Ministry of Geriatric Affairs, Rush Sykes remains a liaison of TLR on IRC and an annoyance to those who disagree with him on the forums. Ain't that a Kick in the Head
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The Nerdgasm Accords Preamble: Recognizing that both Fallout and Star Wars can be geek heaven to nerds all over the world, The Last Remnants(TLR) and New Sith Order(NSO) hereby enter into this Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression Pact. Article I: Your vault or my ship? NSO and TLR recognize the sovereignty of each others' territories. No Sith will mess the Vault-dwellers and the mutants and Wastelanders will endeavor to exist with as little offense to the dark jedi business as possible. Sexbots and fluffy neutral jedi are fair game to all. Article II: Galactic Information Kiosks and Broken Radios If either ones' communication blacks out, we both agree that it does not mean only one thing - Invasion - and share the information we find important to each order so there will not be needless worrying about the Trade Federation's droid army or the Enclave attacking. Article III: Invaders Must Die! Should anyone attempt a violent takeover of the vault or send assassins after the Emperor and/or his seventy wives(Fine, there are 69 of them), the other Nerdnest will send their own assassins, BB guns and armies of radroaches to assist in whatever capacity they are required. If a signatory party has the situation well under control and another apocalypse is unnecessary, the other may sit back and enjoy the executions. Article IV: Gang wars TLR and NSO may decide to take part in any gang wars and do so together for the sake of peacehavoc and prosperitydestruction. Article V: The Final Duel In the event of a falling out and the mass of nerdgasms having grown too great to handle so it goes supernova, TLR and NSO will calculate the time they have left and gropehug each other goodbye at least 72 hours before the Fatman sings. For the New Sith Order: Rayvon Emperor KirstenMichelle Dark Lord Hereno Sith Lord For the Last Remnants: Triumvirate Darth Kestral Admiral Rifleman Not Anakin Elorian Ministers Twi'lek dancer Stefano Palmieri - MoIA Spacejew JSoprano - MoE Rush My Lightsaber is Bigger Than Yours Sykes - MoFA Stormtrooper AbsentRaccoon - MoD Parteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhh!
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The Last Remnants Declaration of War War grows out of the desire of the individual to gain advantage at the expense of his fellow man (Napoleon Hill) There is little to say. We do not enter this war in anger or hatred but out of friendship and respect. Our allies have been attacked by an overwhelming force and we will assist them however we can. While we wish we could help them all, there is only so many of us in the Wasteland. From Merger Madness 2.0: The Last Remnants hereby declares war on the Disciples of Destruction in defense of Non Grata. Our thoughts are also with our friends in the New Pacific Order, the Global Alliance and Treaty Organization, Orange Defense Network, the International and in no small way, with the New Sith Order. And as always.... War. War never changes. Signed: Elorian - Triumvir of the Last Remnants Kestral - Triumvir of the Last Remnants Rifleman - Triumvir of the Last Remnants Stefano Palmieri - Minister of IA Rush Sykes - Minister of FA JSoprano - Minister of Economics P.S. Because I got to post this, this fabulous piece of music is now our battle music.
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The Last Remnants Announcement Our leadership has recently lost a few good men - Wyrmon and Mandellav who were both elected Triumvirs for the alliance were lost to the dreaded (real) life outside the offices of the Wastelanders. We thank them for their service and wish them the best of everything in their future endeavors. That said, a double triumvir election happened and TLR now has two new leaders in the Triumvirate of power. I will list them momentarily but before that I have an important news that will rock the planet, no doubt. The Last Remnants high government has decided to dissolve the Ministry of Geriatric Affairs and assign Minister Rush as our new(old) Minister of Foreign Affairs. That's right, Rush Sykes is back! Rejoice! Anyway, the Triumvirate of TLR now looks like this: Kestral Elorian CamoPooh We invite you to join us on our forums at http://thelastremnants.com/ for the slightly belated celebrations and to just to get to know us more. I will also remind you that if your embassy at those wonderful forums is empty and/or inactive for a while(we're very lenient, a whole 6 months of inactivity must have happened before we react to it), it will be deleted and whatever pearls of wisdom and diplomatic masterclass it holds within, lost forever. The purge of such embassies will happen at the end of this month, July 2013. Until the next relevant announcement, I bid you adieu. Elorian Wastelander
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