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A Wound in the Force How could you ever hope to know the threat you faced when you have never walked in the dark places of the galaxy? Faced war and death on such a scale? If you had traveled far enough, rather than waiting for the echo to reach you, perhaps you would have seen it for what it was. There is a place in the galaxy where the dark side of the Force runs strong. It is something of the Sith, but it was fueled by war. It corrupts all that walks on its surface, drowns them in the power of the dark side— -- it corrupts all life. And it feeds on death. Episode VII: This Echo Travels in the Places Where Death Has Walked, Where Planets Have Died. Massacres Fuel Its Power, the Death of Life Fuels It. The undersigned alliances, in recognition of our friendship, common values and interests and in pursuit of our collective security, strength, and prosperity, enter into this agreement in furtherance of those goals. Furthermore, the signatories commit themselves to upholding the obligations they freely undertake by signing this treaty. Episode VIII: It Is Our Goal To Be Stronger, To Achieve Our Potential and Not Rest Upon Our Laurels. We Are The Seekers, Not The Shepherds. Both parties agree to enter into a state of non aggression with one another for the entire duration of these accords and agree to never conspire or commit acts of espionage against one another. Both parties agree to never give any form of aid or assistance to an alliance or individual that a signatory of this treaty is militarily engaged with. Episode IX: To Say That The Force Works In Mysterious Ways Is To Admit One's Ignorance, For Any Mystery Can Be Solved Through The Application of Knowledge and Unrelenting Effort. Darkness is a Friend, an Ally. Darkness Allows Us To Understand Others, To See What They Value When They Believe No One Else Is Looking. It Allows Us To Be Honest With Ourselves, To Express Those Values That We Would Disavow in the Light. The Light Blinds Us. It Is Only In The Dark That We See Clearly, and There Is a Great Dark Hidden Among These Worlds. In the interests of proactive defense, both parties agree that all information critical to the defensive and strategic interests of the other will be forwarded. Episode X: Conflict Forces One To Better Oneself. It Forces Change, Growth, Adaption, Evolution… or Death. In the interests of common development and growth, both parties agree that the development and security of the other has a direct impact on the others strategic interests, and as such a direct attack on one signatory shall be considered a direct attack upon the other and will warrant a proper response as agreed upon by the signatories, be it diplomatic assistance, foreign aid, or a defensive war. In the event that one signatory comes under attack through providing military support to another ally engaged, said signatory is not considered to be in a defensive war, and the response of the other signatory is highly encouraged but not required. The signatories shall each endeavor to avoid placing the other in a situation in which this treaty shall come into conflict with any other current or future treaty signed by that signatory. In the unfortunate event that this is not possible and outside treaty obligations force the signatories into a situation in which they would occupy opposing positions in a larger conflict, the signatories shall work hard to respect the others position and neither signatory will take up arms against the other. Episode XI: Without Strife, the Victory Has No Meaning. Without Strife, One Does Not Advance. Without Strife, There is Only Stagnation. In the event that a signatory declares an offensive war, they may request assistance from the other provided they give notice at least 24 hours in advance. Assistance is not required from the other signatory in this situation, but is highly encouraged. Episode XII: The Dark Side Clouds Everything. Impossible To See, The Future Is. Recognizing that our interests may not always converge, the parties agree to being able to cancel this pact in its entirety with 72 hours notice. During these 72 hours, it is still considered active. Episode XIII: A Wound in the Force For the New Sith Order, ~ Sith Empress: KirstenMichelle ~ Dark Lord of the Sith: Joe Stupid ~ Sith Lord: Hereno ~ Sith Lord: Adolph Mussolini For the Random Insanity Alliance, ~ Shadow, By the Grace of Cactuar, His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Eternal Triumvir of Random Insanity and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc. ~ Ogaden, Spammer of Mind illusions, Droid Coder, Buzzkill Extraordinaire, Protector of Ewoks ~ im317, Triumvir, Former Elder of PotD, Enemy of Spelling, Secretly a Dog ~ Croix, Head of People ~ dester55, a HoR ~ biofantic, Head of Military Operations, Master of the Galaxy, the 5th ghostbuster, Singer of great epics, Divider of Canyons, Emperor of Emperors, Leader of the New Generation, Squire to Shadow's Shadow's Shadow's Shadow, Lighter of lights, Secret Fascist Leader of the People ~ brian, best HoFA nobody ever talked about. ~ cctmsp13, viceroy tl;dr Order Amidst Chaos Chaos Amidst Order -
A not so long time ago in a galaxy close, very close.... A Disturbance in the Force (An Optional Defense and Aggression Pact) Episode I: Give Yourself to the Dark Side. The undersigned alliances, in recognition of our friendship, common values and interests and in pursuit of our collective security, strength, and prosperity, enter into this agreement in furtherance of those goals. Furthermore, the signatories commit themselves to upholding the obligations they freely undertake by signing this treaty. Episode II: Bring Order Chaos to the Galaxy Both parties agree to enter into a state of non aggression with one another for the entire duration of these accords and agree to never conspire or commit acts of espionage against one another. Both parties agree to never give any form of aid or assistance to an alliance or individual that a signatory of this treaty is militarily engaged with. Episode III: Many Bothans Died to Bring Us This Information In the interests of proactive defense, both parties agree that all information critical to the defensive and strategic interests of the other will be forwarded. Episode IV: The Alliances Strike Back In the interests of common development and growth, both parties agree that the development and security of the other has a direct impact on the others strategic interests, and as such requests made for assistance (for diplomatic assistance, foreign aid, defensive war or aggressive war) will be considered with great weight. Episode V: Disney Buyout Recognizing that our interests may not always converge, the parties agree to being able to cancel this pact in its entirety with 72 hours notice. During these 72 hours, it is still considered active. Episode VI: A Disturbance in the Force For the New Sith Order, Rayvon Emperor KirstenMichelle Dark Lord Hereno Sith Lord Adolph Mussolini Sith Lord For the Random Insanity Alliance, Shadow Signature Too Long... See Spoiler [spoiler] By the Grace of Cactuar, His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Eternal Triumvir of Random Insanity and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc. [/spoiler] Hyperonic Triumvir, Actually Jeff Goldblum, also known as Kenny im317 Triumvir, Former Elder of PotD, Enemy of Spelling Ogaden Head of Economics, Spammer of Mind Tricks, Droid Coder, Buzzkill Extraordinaire, Protector of Ewoks Croix Head of Internal Affairs, Sometimes itchy Biff Webster Head of Foreign Affairs, Listener to Podcasts, Justitian Illuminati Inner Circle
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The Nerdgasm Accords Preamble: Recognizing that both Fallout and Star Wars can be geek heaven to nerds all over the world, The Last Remnants(TLR) and New Sith Order(NSO) hereby enter into this Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression Pact. Article I: Your vault or my ship? NSO and TLR recognize the sovereignty of each others' territories. No Sith will mess the Vault-dwellers and the mutants and Wastelanders will endeavor to exist with as little offense to the dark jedi business as possible. Sexbots and fluffy neutral jedi are fair game to all. Article II: Galactic Information Kiosks and Broken Radios If either ones' communication blacks out, we both agree that it does not mean only one thing - Invasion - and share the information we find important to each order so there will not be needless worrying about the Trade Federation's droid army or the Enclave attacking. Article III: Invaders Must Die! Should anyone attempt a violent takeover of the vault or send assassins after the Emperor and/or his seventy wives(Fine, there are 69 of them), the other Nerdnest will send their own assassins, BB guns and armies of radroaches to assist in whatever capacity they are required. If a signatory party has the situation well under control and another apocalypse is unnecessary, the other may sit back and enjoy the executions. Article IV: Gang wars TLR and NSO may decide to take part in any gang wars and do so together for the sake of peacehavoc and prosperitydestruction. Article V: The Final Duel In the event of a falling out and the mass of nerdgasms having grown too great to handle so it goes supernova, TLR and NSO will calculate the time they have left and gropehug each other goodbye at least 72 hours before the Fatman sings. For the New Sith Order: Rayvon Emperor KirstenMichelle Dark Lord Hereno Sith Lord For the Last Remnants: Triumvirate Darth Kestral Admiral Rifleman Not Anakin Elorian Ministers Twi'lek dancer Stefano Palmieri - MoIA Spacejew JSoprano - MoE Rush My Lightsaber is Bigger Than Yours Sykes - MoFA Stormtrooper AbsentRaccoon - MoD Parteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhh!
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NSO is looking for one of the victors from [ooc]TE[/ooc] to put our flag into this world. Money and Technology payments have been authorized. Contact me with questions/pricing and it goes without saying that the flag will have to be put into this world before payments will be made. Thank you for your time.
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Proudly presents... The Holocron: 6th Release Table of Contents 1. Introduction 2. Sith Lord voting results: Joe the Plumber becomes Joe the Dictator 3. Anthony is back... 4. ... and Dilber is on his way. 5. What it means to be Sith - A Treatise on our Meriotocracy 6. ATTN ODN [hr] Introduction Welcome to another edition of the Holocron. The pride of the Sith, envy of the cyberverse, arguably the best news release out there (sup PNN, Don't Panic, Schatt?). We're happy to announce that this is a special election edition of the Holocron and our 6th overall release! You will notice we are using a different graphic from our last release, all credit for this masterpiece goes to our all-powerful Emperor Rayvon. Thanks for donating your art fair Emperor! :wub: Please enjoy yourself and feel free to critique or compliment. /s/ Holton - Voice of the Order [hr] Joe Stupid embraces Joe the Plumber and transforms into Joe the Dictator This past week the New Sith Order saw rise to an unprecedented set of happenings. Lord Rabonnobar stepped down from the Darth Council in order to pursue a greater understanding of the Dark Side. In true Sith tradition, the empty seat did not pass long unnoticed. Alas, your's truly was barred from challenging for the position as I was too new to my new position of Master. However, two very capable members of the Order stepped up to fill the hole left by Lord Rabonnobar. Youwish959, Imperator Emeritus, became the first former Emperor in the history of the Sith to issue a challenge and make a return to active government. KainIIIC, former Sith Lord, also stepped up to challenge for the seat. Following shortly behind, and needing a little encouragement, Joe Stupid issued his challenge a few hours after his opponents. The chatter within the Order was explosive. Not only did we have a 3-way challenge, we had a 3-way between Joe, Kain, and Youwish. Each a legend in their own right, the competition and debate was fierce. Youwish withdrew from the challenge in order to fill the role of Master in the Council of Inquisition, another first in the history of the Sith. Leaving Kain and Joe to battle it out for the seat. Everyone in the Order agreed that either candidate's victory would equate to a victory for the Sith, however only one could be left standing at the end of the day. KainIIIC campaigned upon his past and his skill, promising tax cuts to all major Sith corporations and lowering the minimum wage laws. Joe Stupid campaigned as the common man, the "approachable" candidate. Joe the Plumber's grassroots campaigning strategy payed off for him in the end. Though the vote was close, Joe stupid won out by a mere 4 votes. The Holocron would like to thank all three candidates for their amazing debate and service to the Order. We hope you decide to run again Kain! Congratulations to our new Sith Lord, Joe Stupid. The Holocron dutifully collected comments from across the cyberverse and the people all unanimously agree on the positive nature of Joe's ascendancy: Clearly, this is the dawning of a new age for the New Sith Order! o/ Joe o/ NSO [hr] The Return of Anthony The subject of much mourning in the Order since his departure, Anthony, has finally been reincarnated. Truly the epitome of what it means to be Sith, Anthony has a long history with the Sith. Serving as Sith Lord for many years and eventually going inactive and deleting from our lives, but never from our hearts. Anthony was often the subject of conversation in the Dark Army as he influenced an entire generation of Sith but wouldn't be present to help mold our new recruits into a true Sith. Fortunately, as of March 4th, 2013, our beloved Yankees Fan has returned home to continue his glorious reign of lulz and suggesting we fight our own recruits. The mighty Anthem of Anthony will resound throughout the halls of Moldovistadt for many generations to come: Our "Anthony", who art in GOONS, Hallowed be thy Name. Thy medals come. Thy will be done, in #jrcom as it is in #Dominion. Give us this day our daily target lists. And forgive us our minor problems, As they will be destroyed soon. And lead us not into inactivity; [For thine is the kingdom, The power, and the glory, For ever and ever.] Amen. [hr] Dilber is Coming As many of you may know by now, our Dark Lord and Savior is returning to the greatest country on earth before summer ends. Pepper your angus, this will be the biggest thing to hit CN since Karma. [hr] What it means to be Sith - A Treatise on our Meritocracy When the first Dark Lord saw what had become of the Cyberverse, he wept. The bastions of strength he had known in his past lifetime were suffering from disrepair and incompetence, and the people were complacent with their lot. On March 4th, 2009 the New Sith Order was founded in opposition to everything the world at the time stood for. PZI sentencing, chasing players from the game, allowing your friends into positions of power rather than the best man for the job being chief among these. We were a haven for those seeking shelter from the outdated practices of the time and for those whom the Sith's philosophy resonated with. The Order was founded on the idea of pure meritocracy. The strongest and most competent members would be our leaders, and the rest of the members would constantly strive for improvement in order to challenge these leaders. Moldavi thought this ideal was best represented by the Sith, a religious faction from a galaxy far far away. To further aid in this strive for pure meritocracy, the New Sith Order instated the Challenge system. Our system has seen many incarnations throughout the years, but the basic tenet has remained true: Anyone of competence may challenge their direct superior for their position. The first Dark Lord recognized that he alone could not decide the outcome of the challenge as this would stain it with his own bias, corrupting the purpose he had designed the Challenge system for. Therefore, it was decided that the Sith would choose their leaders using a meritocracy based on common consensus. Once the challenges are issued, a period of endorsements occur. If the challenger accrues the requisite endorsements, the challenge will proceed to the final phase: Voting. It is here that the Sith separate themselves from the rest of the world's alliances. Our system is not a democracy, as we do not hold regularly scheduled elections. Each Sith is indoctrinated in our ways from the moment they apply to our great Order. Our consensus-based meritocracy is based purely on the skill of the two candidates. Each member takes the time to separate out their emotions and their personal bias, as much as humanly possible, to vote based on who will do the best job. This is what makes the Sith unique. We choose our government based on merit, not on personal preference or popularity. Every single one of us is committed to this ideal, and we all strive to weed out those weak enough to succumb to their emotions during a vote. We often repeat the line "The Strong Survive", but what this means is not always clear to outsiders and newcomers. The phrase "The Strong Survive" is not a dividing frame of thought, we do not throw the weaker members of our Order to the wolves to fend for themselves. Instead, the phrase is meant to inspire unity within our halls. The Strongest members will rule our Order, but the even the strongest individual is weak while standing alone. In our unity, we are Strong. A unified alliance will survive and thrive, a weak alliance will break apart and die. This is indisputable fact. o/ NSO The Strong Survive. [hr] The Callout Hey ODN, get ready. We're coming for you in 5 days time. The fallout will be massive, the casualties innumerable... See you there ;) [hr] Thanks for taking the time read through our Holocron! Any feedback, critiques, or suggestions for future Holocrons are always very much appreciated. That's it for tonight. o/ -
March 5, 2009 ~ Forever As the Sith watch the nations of this world plunge themselves into yet another world war, we take the time to remember who we are and just how far we've come. As we rebuild from the Kaskus Insurgency, and our eyes looking hungrily towards what is known as the Equilibrium War, we remember. We remember our birth, the road we traveled to get here, and ponder our future. The New Sith Order began as a reaction to the world it found itself in. We believed that the rule book needed changing, and the man to lead that charge was one Ivan Moldavi. Although he no longer walks through our halls, his legacy endures. We make our own way through the Cyberverse, and we’ll be damned if anyone can stop us. Our alliance, like all others, has faced its fair share of hardship and adversity, but where others fell we overcame. Every time we were down, we got back up, laughing as we did so. We reminded ourselves of why we came into being. We don’t believe in leaving allies out to dry, we don’t believe in sucking up to whatever Hegemony is in place at any given moment, and we don’t believe in compromising our ideals in favor of our stats. The Sith believe in standing by your friends, in placing value in your treaties, and at the end of the day: We believe above all else that Peace is a Lie. Four years is an amazing feat for any alliance, but even moreso for one such as the Sith. Today the New Sith Order; an alliance once derided as barbaric and immoral, an alliance whose destruction was called for on a multitude of occasions, stands strong after four years of struggles against erroneous falsehoods and poor circumstances. We owe a debt of gratitude to every alliance past and present who has stood by our side. The New Sith Order would not be here today without support from our friends, and detraction from our enemies. Although our paths may not currently be intertwined, we cannot emphasize enough: We have not forgotten, nor will we ever. With these years in mind, only a month a bit shy of a full three years, we've come to terms with a parting of paths with The Phoenix Federation. Three years together through some ups and downs, unfortunately the downs have come to bear too heavy a burden. I'd like to take a moment on our day and, despite the graveness of the note, thank them for being with us for nearly the entirety of our existence. Happy birthday to us. Commence the hailing. / Signed / Rayvon - Emperor of the Order Dilber - Dark Lord and Savior Doppleganger - Sith God of the People Holton - Voice of the Order Youwish - Retired Drunkard Lintwad - Retired fine gentleman Heft - Still counts as NSO Heggo - OOOOOOLD Ivan - Yes we still sign your name on shit Griff - The Order's most likely future serial killer Longshadow - Darth Whiskey Esial - Hate Machine rabonnobar - Sith Lord Extraordinaire Kirsten - Sith Lord Almighty Tech Monger Anthony - Psychedelic Prophet returned from the rabbit hole Morthos Haruhi ncc - might as well be in NSO Suiseiseki - Ghost in the server Spartacus Cairna - The Pretty Sith Furqan - Queen of the Order Twink Nigro - The Queen's Entourage Wolfg4ng nightreaper Adolph Ironchef Joe Stupid - That guy .. (don't be that guy) KainIIIC - Darth Gargamel Emperor Mike Guskb Pyroman - Sith Senator the White iKrolm Walker Texas Ranger AngleofDeath2 Tiddles porojussi Selindryl Biff Hooper Simon BigBrotherKalo oakeshott stud2955 Rictifyer AngryMidget Darth king alaric HappySack Zerk2 foodsleepgame Hades MonochromeF3ar Thane Palludore TheGreat1 Toxic Water Adolph Mussolini Tony Greyfox dethm0nk Ruhani CommissarThomas Duke Thero ricky wishon pantheron TomSF Mr Garcia Frigidweirdo mior1 markpalm1 Gundwulf Xeuleux Hester K Zobon I David Y Zhou papperation Cerberus Temptation Samuly zzbitz Queen Chloe Lily Allen Thomas K enndy DeFactos Florida Briska Merihell Malicesin Free Derry E10hS5a Cowgod DeathKnell Volkros Helghast IrishDave EmpressDanica Beijert Gladly Harsh Big Business chono Grilled Evan Terkmc Sincros JacobStill fizduck PresidentBlank HerpDerp cat strangler Drone Strike I know child, so graphic heavy. It's our history.
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This isn't the ventilation shaft you're looking for ... Two months ago we saw UnknownSmurf's attempts to stir the pot between NSO and MK/DH go south when he decided to paint himself as a spy within the Sith Order in the discussion thread known as 'Delusion'. We sought Kaskus after he donned their affiliation to sort the situation out and explained it as such: For reasons of their own, Kaskus was steadfast to defend their friend despite these actions. Discussions got a little rough, patience on both sides a little thin. In the end, after being ignored and seemingly brushed off, we chose to take Smurf for ourselves knowing the reaction Kaskus would have. Operation 'Blueberry Extraction' was a success. For two months now, the Sith Order and Kaskus have been locked in an arduous war full of much loss for both sides. Some unfortunate incidences along the way saw the war expand to our friends in the Pacific Order and Shangri-La, and then eventually into Kaskus's protectorate The Shadow Legacy. The tenacity of the Kaskus nations fueled their efforts long and hard in an uphill battle, but the odds proved too great in the end. We at the New Sith Order, confirmed by our friends in the New Pacific Order and Shangri-La, accept and are glad to finally bring this war to a close. / New Sith Order / Rayvon ~ Emperor Dilber ~ Dark Lord KirstenMichelle ~ Sith Lord JoeStupid ~ Sith Lord LintWad ~ Imperator Emeritus, Acting Master of Inquisition / New Pacific Order / Brehon, Emperor of the New Pacific Order Sword of the Order bakamitai, Imperial Regent of the New Pacific Order Judicator of the Order Gandroff, Imperial Officer of Military Affairs of the New Pacific Order Shield of the Order / Shangri-La / USMC123 - Harbinger Hereno - Harbinger (Acting), Keeper Bdiah - Steward of Defense Rudolph - Steward of Foreign Affairs Kagami - Steward of Internal Affairs (Acting) Tank4ever - Steward of Recruitment Kenfold_GTS - Steward of Education KuroNeko - Steward of Finance / Kaskus / Agungprastianto, Akuang, Baby Fark McGeezax, Blackorchid, Blastasy, CollegeKid13, DanKCl, Death from above 82, Doctorevil, Fasser, Feurumi, GantanX, Horizon, JavaPirate, Jawara, Jeff123, Jericholeimena, KenoCore, Kionkcuter, Laskar Pelangi, Lord Bitburg, Lord Caparo, Lord Erding, MoxerMojo, Palugada, Rose White, Rotory Master, Semutjoget, Septimoose, Sigelopisan, Suryanto Tan, The Thumb, Unknown Smurf, Votomax / The Shadow Legacy / DoorNail Let's keep the bar fights out of the post-war celebrations.
