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The First Order of Bromance Accords [spoiler]Dear Diary, I met a guy named Hux today in Lunch. He has read Nietzche he says. Everyone should read Nietzche he says. Dear Diary, Sat with Hux again at lunch today. He agrees that the destruction of Alderaan was justified. I ask him if he wants to come to Hot Topic with me later to look at some vintage Imperial Posters. Dear Diary, Mom and Dad still don’t believe that my name is Kylo. Dad laughs whenever I say it. Nobody at school calls me Kylo but Hux. Hux is alright but he likes Tarkin too much. Tarkin is nowhere near as cool as Vader. Dear Diary, I am taking Grandpa’s helmet to school today to show to Hux at lunch. I expect he will be quite impressed. It’s pretty Wizard. Dear Diary, Today Hux and I are wearing black to commemorate the defeat at the Battle of Endor. We both always wear black but today it means more. At lunch Hux read part of his manifesto to me. It covers a lot of ground. Dear Diary, Hux and I are meeting up by our lockers for an exchange of gifts. I got him a moleskine to write his speeches in. I hope he likes it. Dear Diary, Hux got me a poster of Darth Vader for my locker. I already have one just like it but bigger; however, I appreciate the thought. Dear Diary, Hux and I have made Livejournal accounts. His name is Starkiller; mine is xXxVaderxXx. Dear Diary, My dad knocked over my model Death Star and broke it, but he didn’t apologize. He said people should stop making Death Stars. I’m shaking. Dear Diary, I told Hux what my dad said about Death Stars and he’s coming over for moral support. We’re going to build a new Death Star in place of the one that broke. Hux says if we don’t it lets them win. It’s nice to have friends.[/spoiler] It’s not easy being the only two kids at school who wear black and believe that the Imperials were right. Sometimes, you just need to have one friend who really gets you. Whether it’s running from your family dinner parties with Wookies or reading up on the latest speech giving techniques, Both Hux and Kylo are glad to have someone with whom they can commiserate. In this spirit, we sign The First Bromance of Order Accords. Article I. I just don’t think girls GET why Darth Vader is so great Having a friend to talk about different shades of black and your cool ass grandfather is pretty great when NO ONE else seems to care. MI6 and NSO pledge to be respectful of one another, particularly when their heritage is so cool. Besides, if you’re nice enough Hux might let you fly around in his Star Destroyer. Article II: Hux says women are a distraction You meet this sweet Goth girl at the Hot Topic and now you want to write dark poetry for her and scribble your names in ink on each others binders. But Hux knows that all this time you’re wasting on this space wench is time you could be using to improve your slot efficiency (62%?!?! are you trying to make us look bad?). Realizing that the only way you’ll rule the high school and show those popular pricks who’s not afraid of his destiny is with a gigantic planetary laser that draws its power from the sun, Hux and Kylo agree to share their economic resources. Article III: You can’t really appreciate the Imperial March until you’ve heard it on Vinyl Friends let their other friends borrow their stuff. Whether it’s a mint copy of some original Galactic Empire vinyl from your dad’s collection, or one of Hux’s inspirational books about order and fascism (all of which are HUGE disappointments by the way, zero mentions of Darth Vader), Hux and Kylo pledge to share all of their stuff with one another. This includes petty rumors from those wannabe resistance thugs. They think they’re so cool. Article IV: Passive Aggressive Glaring Sometimes, your dad is gonna do his dad thing and force you to go to the school dance. This is egregious and only serves to show how little he knows about you. It’s not like you would dance anyways. And while you would appreciate Hux coming to spend his time with you, glaring in judgement at those wannabes on the dance floor, you respect his right to choose to stay at home and play with his galactic space armies. Similarly, if Hux wants you to help him make the peons witness the firepower of his fully armed and operational battle station, he knows that some days you just need to write passive aggressive lyrics in your journal. Alone. Article V: Current Status: In a Sarlaac Pit, but emotionally Having friends is a new experience, and is always subject to change. What happens when you wear new liquid eyeliner and Hux starts quoting Marx? Will your friendship continue? Will it change forever? After a period of four months, the treaty will expire, unless both Hux and Kylo agree to advance the relationship. Article VI: Diary, I think this is for the best Maybe the way he quotes Nietzche starts to get on your nerves. Or maybe the way he throws a fit and destroys all of your navigational and weapons stations on your star destroyer really grates you (those are expensive, okay). Whatever the case may be, both alliances agree that sometimes friendships end. If either of them want to terminate their relationship, they must provide the other with 48 hours notice and some dark lyrics that express the ways in which the relationship went wrong. Signed for MI6 Hux Chimaera, M Mergerberger, M Devilyn Caster, 001 Piejonk, 002 Gorniar, 003 Gopherbashi, 004 Kerschbs, 005 James Bond, 007 Signed for NSO Kylo Joe Stupid, Emperor Spartacus, Dark Lord Rayvon, Sith Lord Adolph Mussolini, Sith Lord The Listener, Sith Lord [spoiler] https://twitter.com/kylor3n?lang=en[/spoiler]
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Alliance Information http://www.cn-mi6.net IRC Channel: #MI6 http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/MI6 Current Government: MergerBerger, M Chimaera, M Devilyn Caster, 001 Piejonk, 002 Gorniar, 003 Gopherbashi, 004 Kersch, 005 James Bond, 007
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Quarterly Report Information Financial Information ASSETS, August 6, 2015 Strength: 7,386,070 Avg. Strength: 63,129 Member States: 117 Score: 29.62 Infrastructure: 807,837 Technology: 795,526 Nuclear Weapons: 1,807 Significant changes of items in the financial statements, previous quarter (May to August 2015) Strength: +28.0% (5,771,588 to 7,386,070) Avg. Strength: +15.9% (54,449 to 63,129) Score: +27.1% (23.30 to 29.62) Infra/Tech Ratio: -0.211 (1.226 to 1.015) Nuclear Weapons: +30.0% (1,390 to 1,807) Notable Highlights Sanction Status: ACHIEVED. Election of Devilyn Caster as Universal Exports representative. Peak internal trade achieved; New external partners required for further growth. Teapotism secured through general election; Theocratic conversion initiated. Share prices remained high and avoided hostile takeover by aggressive entities. Universal Exports Contacts Gibsonator21, M Stagger Lee, M Mergerberger, 001 Charles Stuart, 002 Scipio Africanus, 003 Chimaera, 004 Shurukian, 005 James Bond, 007
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Joint Announcement from the White Sphere
Master Holton posted a topic in Alliance Announcements (IC)
After over a year of on/off talks, revision, and much dedication, I am proud to announce that the White team has come together in our own selfish interests to provide a beautifully worded economic agreement which will benefit the sphere for (hopefully) years to come! -
Agents and Kongs United! Preamble: This Peace, Intelligence, and Aid treaty is between the alliances of Atlas and Doom Kingdom, in the spirit of friendship, co-operations, etc. Article I: Peace The signatories of this treaty agree not to conduct any acts of warfare, espionage, or any other acts of violence against the other. If this happens, the signatories shall handle the situation properly and maturely. Article II: Intelligence n the event that one signatory gains intelligence on the other that could be vital to their security, they must share that intelligence with them. Article III: Aid At any time, a signatory of this treaty may ask for aid of any kind from the other. Although the other signatory has the option to refuse the aid with a reason specified, it is recommended that they send the aid as soon as possible Article IV: Termination At any time, one signatory may cancel this treaty for the any reason. If this happens, the canceler must give the other signatory seventy-two hours notice of the cancellation. Article I remains in effect for an additional one hundred and twenty hours after the treaty is cancelled. Signed for Atlas: Alexio15, President of Atlas Tevron, Vice President of Atlas Grealind, Chancellor of Internal Affairs Cyradis, Chancellor of Finance Kappella, Chancellor of Defense Dabigbluewhale, Chancellor of Foreign Affairs Slimcad, God of Atlas Signed for Doom Kingdom: Hapapants - Doomfather White Chocolate - Doombassador Banned - Doomerchant Xavier - Doomarshall Franz - Doom Councilor Caliph - Doom Councilor Daeg - Doom Councilor Addaff - Doom Councilor
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BEGIN TRANSMISSION: Date: Feb 7 2014 Time: 18:00 BST Security Log, Nove Mesto Business Facility - Prague, Czech Republic *REDACTED*: M doesn't really mind you making some money on the side, Salajol, she'd just prefer it if it wasn't selling secrets. Salajol: If the theatrics are supposed to scare me, you have the wrong man, *REDACTED*. If M was so sure I was bent, she would've sent a 00. Benefits of being section chief, I'd know if anyone had been promoted to 00 status, wouldn't I? Your file shows no kills, and it takes... *REDACTED*: Two. Salajol: Shame. We barely got to know one another. An audible click is heard - a dry fire of a pistol. *REDACTED*: I know where you keep your gun... suppose that's something. Salajol: True...how did he die? *REDACTED* Your contact? Not well. Salajol: Made you feel it, did he? Well, you needn't worry. The second is - Gunshot, from a silenced PP7. Audible noise of body falling over. *REDACTED*: Yes...considerably. *End of log.* [spoiler] Chimaera, M salsabeast1, M Kerschbs, 001 (FA) Gibsonator21, 002 (War) Roy Mustang, 003 (IA) Gopherbashi, 004 (Econ) Devilyn Caster, 005 (FA) *REDACTED*, 007 [/spoiler] END TRANSMISSION.
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In honor of Umbrella’s upcoming 7th birthday on the 24th and to pay homage to the alliance’s roots, we unveil our new war flag for this conflict. The more pressing matter at hand, however, is the matter of MI6's entry to the war. Some may express distaste at this declaration as the culmination of a betrayal of sorts. People already not fond of us may use it as a talking point. Narratives will always differ depending on the perspective. Cordial relations have not been maintained on either end and open hostility has erupted with each side saying the bad blood resulted from the other’s actions. Needless to say, Umbrella and MI6 have been at odds for quite some time at both a personal level and a political level even predating the cancellation. There are also concrete reasons for the action we have taken, both military and political that are not too hard to discern regardless of the enmity between the two alliances. Consequently, this was a perfectly logical move even though some find it distasteful. With that said, Umbrella issues a formal declaration of war on MI6 through its MDoAP with the Viridian Entente. Signed, Roquentin, President MrHiott, Vice President White Majik, Head Envoy Crownguard, DylanCarter, and AlmightyHero, Envoys TimLee, Field Marshal domisi, Generator D_T, Economist On a less serious note, here's our war mascot:
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The Admiral was sitting in his cabin aboard the USS Santiago, named after the capital of the nation, waiting for word on the mission. The Master Chief Petty Officer came in to the room, knocking to let the Admiral know he was there. “Sir, we've captured them.” “Excellent news Master Chief.” The technicians were setting up the broadcast and the podium. The podium stood in front of the flags of the services, Army Intelligence, Naval Intelligence, Marine Intelligence and Air Force Intelligence. The flag of MI6 was draped in the center, in between the service flags. On the podium was a new symbol of blue and red, replacing the old, lifeless symbol of blue and white. The Admiral walked up to the podium and the camera turned on. The broadcast would be sent to all the members of MI6 as well as the world. He cleared his throat and began to speak. “Comrades in MI6 and people around the world, The reign of Chimaera and Stagger Lee has come to an end. We have captured the rogue leaders who sought to extend their rule through emergency powers. Their power-hungry ways, their thirst for power, are not what we are about. We sought to change the world, not feed the egos of megalomaniacs. This is why, my comrades, we had to take over. From this point forward, I, Admiral Voodoo Nova, will lead MI6 as M. I am not alone in this venture. My fellow leaders, who wholeheartedly supported this coup against Chimaera and Stagger Lee, will work with me as we bring MI6 into a new era. Admiral James Maximus will serve as M alongside me. Rear Admiral Killjoy will lead our foreign affairs as 001. Rear Admiral Gibsonator will lead our military as 002. Rear Admiral Kahlan Rahl will lead our internal affairs ministry as 003. Rear Admiral MvBomber will lead our economic ministry as 004. As we move forward, we will enter a new era of prosperity. As Admiral, and as M, I will work tirelessly for this alliance and for my fellow allies. We will stop at nothing to succeed. Long Live MI6.” The broadcast would cut a few seconds after the speech ended, displaying the flag of MI6 in its place. tl;dr: [spoiler] New Government featuring Voodoo as M James as M Kill as 001 Gibsonator as 002 Kahlan Rahl as 003 MvBomber as 004 [/spoiler]
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IT'S A SECRET. Article 1: SWK256 Article 2: y0ytbbam Article 3: 8tMTbAJdgu9bNJnmlaIVU1DWpMMMCs0gfaStlTeC2sGjRX0OJHSgJcaZcejVxHsIYJiEQ3x+VdUK3EhaCCxeMTZRdk+LcrERBMmH6xzCyA16vlskdOrhnSwz6J/VQN6hrQ9ym6YGlNH3ZQI2uSEzJjzzvFatu1rV4OSgpEm9YGnraipGC3jZzxSo7Ae+VDCC5zl/JOeVfVan9LHY1Dl8f3dfG1QX2pnTg83Ye9ZLSbLBdukFby1Ihtzh2jfppFnl+xfbn77n0ygukquDz1zkSQi0iCKPNd010b27Vee4pF1c7WooigUhydVYDP3Fn1ffXOHnZ95Nk/ty+mofKdHtFEXDOmSxASWJzH4FfUzGCxxOmjWduX5MHcObgucmJyT1 Signatures: For GOONS Sardonic, Pilot KenMorningstar, Co-Pilot ComradeMilton, Secretariat Bear Retrieval Unit, Strategos Aesculus, Pecuniator Darksol, Slide, r00tn00b, dalstrs, NikolaP, Umar ibn Abd al-Aziz For MI6 Chimaera, M Stagger Lee, M Abbasmehdi, 001 IYIyth, 002 Voodoo Nova, 003 Mvbomber, 004 James Bond, 007
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**Incoming message from Military Intelligence, Section 6** M Election results are in, the current government is as follows, Kbnft Nbyjnvt, M Dijnbfsb, M Wppepp Opwb, 001 KbzS06, 002 CFbaz, 003 Ebsl Ufnqubujpo, 004 Kbnft Cpoe, 007 On and unrelated note, MI6 has recently encountered opposition from SPECTRE forces Bob-wide, all operatives have been ordered to engage. Semper Occultus.
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