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The Time that oneeightytwo was Chatting with Tankobite and Tank Explained (mansplained) Feelings to oneeightytwo and All He Got Was Some Napoleon Memes and this Treaty Tank said, āOptional Defense Pacts (often referred to as ODP's) are a type of inter-alliance treaty wherein the signatory alliances may optionally defend each other if attacked, though such action is not required as it would be for a MDP. In practice, ODP's often function as ToA's. One variation of an ODP is the Optional Defense and Aggression Pact (oDAP/ODoAP/ODAP), wherein an alliance may both optionally defend another if attacked and optionally participate in aggressive actions with other signatories. They are one step above ToA's and one step below MDP's on the Spectrum of Interalliance Treaties.ā To which oneeightytwo said, āODP, yeah, that one. Sounds good. I bet we can get the Intern to write this for us.ā Tank replied, āMy nation is too small to nuke her but I will just start talking about Napoleon till she agrees to write the treaty for us.ā Then oneeightytwo and Tankobite went on their merry way, happy to talk about their feelings with each other and looking forward to their brand new treaty and the growing friendship between FARK and The Imperial Entente. Signed for FARK: One_Eighty_Two - Submitter 905 - Squirrel TF Council - Arcane, Slick Johnson, Decide R Inchief, BozDaBoz, Yak Signed for The Imperial Entente: Tankobite - Emperor Shtanto - Prince Imperial Lucius Optimus - Acting Chancellor Lord Morgan the Blue - Recruiting Sergeant Ddaring - Minister of Commerce
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THE ICE PICK ACCORDS A Peace Agreement 5/19/2020 New Polar Order (NpO), the Knights of the Round Table (KoRT), The Templar Knights (TTK), the Christian Coalition of Countries (CCC), and Fark (hereafter "Parties") agree to peace as follows: 1. The Parties shall not declare any new wars against any nation within the Parties, or their protectorates, effective 5/19/2020 at 7:00 AM CNT (CyberNationsTime). 2. Nations at war may offer/accept peace, or continue existing wars to expiration. 3. The Parties will take steps to enforce this peace for 30 days. 4. Nation(s) that breakaway from The Parties for the purpose of continuing war will be considered enemies of all The Parties, reduced by force, and sanctioned by Senators of The Parties. 5. NpO shall free Saint Nicholas from his Ice Prison so that he may return to his rightful home in the Holy Lands of CCC. For NpO, Emperor - EaTeM Regent - Almighty Grub Minister of Truth - Alexio Minister of Peace - EJ Deputy Minister of Peace - Buuyo Minister of Love - QuantumLeap Minister of Plenty - JayMillz For KoRT, Knights of the Grail, Knight-King Dirk Struan, Knight-Senator For TTK, Merick, the Invisible Grand Master The AmericanRepublic, Florida Man Marshal of Foreign Affairs Mandystalin, interfering gobsht Marshal of Internal Affairs Rustikus, Marshal of Defence and scourge of the Royal Navy King Irwin / Lord Konstantine / TheSlamAnderson, Elder Councillors, allegedly For CCC, CCC Provisional Council: lilweirdward, Speaker Jesusfreak Yeshua Solomon For Fark, oneeightytwo, Submitter Totalfark Council: Boz, Yak, Decide R Inchief, Arcane, Slick Johnson
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+ Signed for Fark One Eighty Two Submitter TF Council BozDaBoz -Speaker Arcane beachrat DRI Yak For what it's worth, Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Smontag, also gave his thumbs up.
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10 years ago today, a fledgling alliance got a big boost from a green-lit post on Fark.com. It led to a massive influx of membership, and a time of strife. The alliance was thrust into opposition from nearly every side, and had to learn the hard way how to become a decent alliance.In the spirit of taking advantage of the inexperienced, below is an exchange between a hopeful Aqua Team Senate candidate and members of Farkistan. We thank Pres of Muncie for being a good sport. As Supreme LeaderĀ® of Farkistan, I offer his alliance, Blackjack and Hookers, a Farkistan Aggression Pact (FAP)! The FAP, if accepted, allows any member of Blackjack and Hookers to declare war on any member of Farkistan! Doing so will be seen as an act of war between the alliances and may trigger further pacts and incur sanctions.Congratulations Farkistan for 10 years of getting taken advantage of! of which advantage was taken!Ā® Not an official title. -
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen. After a few more seconds however, war was declared. Signed For MHA jesbro - triumvir KingBilly1 - triumvir jalap - triumvir Signed for Fark docmeister - Submitter NSFW - Squirrel 182 - Speaker of the Council NSFW Bionic Redhead Decide R Inchief BozDaBoz
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We thought about posting something with loads of customized graphics, witty sayings, and penis euphemisms, but no one even wants to read through one of these nowadays: Therefore, Fark acknowledges that treaties have been activated. May Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Smontag, have mercy on your pixels.
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For NG Schrodinger, Caustic, YYM For Farkistan 905 - Submitter 182 - Squirrel Yak - Speaker of Council TF Council - Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Smontag Decide R Inchief, BozDaBoz, 182 01101111 01100100 01101111 01100001 01110000
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Article I ā Sovereignty The parties shall respect the sovereignty of each other, and neither party shall engage in any conduct which may impinge on the sovereignty of the other. Article II: Non-Aggression No member nation of either alliance will declare war on any member nation of the other, provide aid (be it military, money, technology, or knowledge) to enemies of the other, or commit acts of espionage against the other Article III ā Intelligence Each party must share with the other party intelligence or information that relates to or affects the safety or security of the other party. Article IV: Optional Defense In the signing of this pact, both Parties are encouraged but not obligated to assist the other by means of political, financial, and military aid. Should either of the signatory alliances be attacked by another power, this treaty provides both signatories with full legal justification to enter a conflict that concerns the other, if they so choose. Article V: Optional Aggression In the event that one Party requires assistance in an aggressive war against a Non-Signatory Alliance, both Parties are encouraged but not obligated to assist the other by means of political, financial, and military aid. This treaty provides both signatories with full legal justification to enter a conflict that concerns the other, if they so choose. Article VI: Termination If one of the parties wishes to terminate this treaty, the terminating party must give 48 hours prior notice to the other party. Neither party shall engage in aggressive actions against each other for 72 hours after the termination of this treaty. For TBC Gibsonator21, Hillary Clinton Shurukian, Carly Fiorina VanHooIII, Donald Trump For Fark 905, Submitter 182, Squirrel Yak, Speaker of Council TF Council - Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Smontag Decide R Inchief, BozDaBoz, 182
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If there's one things Farkers know, it's how to make high-quality, intoxicating beverages. Traditional Farkistani mixes are often complicated, requiring many bottles of liquor and beer mixed with bizarre ingredients (zebra milk). After a heated debate, it was decided that we should share the TotalFarkers Choice Recipe List, in an effort to help Bob understand us better get drunk. Drink #1 - The NSFW - Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Smontag Ingredients: 1 oz. cheap vodka, 1 oz. good vodka, 1/2 oz. rum, 1/2 oz whiskey, 1 oz. flat 7-up, 3 oz. Warm Stale Beer, Last 2 frost-covered ice cubes from icebox History/Mixing: Also known as the "Crap I forgot to buy booze, let's see what's left in all these bottles." This ancient recipe is instinctively known to all true Farkers and has been handed down for generations. Mix all the ingredients together in a plastic cup or dirty beer mug. Sip gingerly and gag before exclaiming "Fark it!" and swallowing the whole mess in one gulp. Drink #2 - The Decide R Inchief Ingredients: Vinegar, Water History/Mixing: The perfect drink to order for that !@#$% at the end of the bar. Mix ingredients in a tube, insert into your mouth, and swish. Leaves you feeling fresh and clean-smelling, like a summer's eve. Drink #3 - The BozDaBoz Ingredients: 1 scoop vanilla ice cream, 3 oz. bourbon, 1 oz. amaretto, 6 oz. coca-cola, 1 maraschino cherry History/Mixing: Relaxing on a quiet Sunday evening? Why do it sober?? Put the ice-cream scoop and coke into a large mug, add in the bourbon and amaretto. Garnish with the cherry. This sweet, sweet ice cream treat was invented by a caring Farkistani mother who needed a way to make sure her kids were getting enough bourbon. (Bourbon makes you grow up big and strong!) Drink #4 - The 182 Ingredients: 2 oz. whiskey, 2 oz. goldschlager, 4 oz. Imitation GOON blood, 8 oz. black coffee History/Mixing: This was the favored morning wake-up drink for the Farkistani military during the Holy War. Invented by 182, this drink combines the sweet tastes of home with the bitter, dirty, sewage-smelling imitation Goonblood to wake Farkers up, as well as remind them why they fight. Drink #5 - The Bionic Redhead Ingredients: 36 oz. cold beer, 36 oz. cold beer, 36 oz. cold beer, 1 Liter of Tequila, 1 pair leopard-print panties, 6 extra strength tylenol History/Mixing: Drink the cold beers one at a time, within the span of 2 hours. Start drinking tequila. Wake up with leopard print panties on your floor. Eat the tylenol and go back to sleep. Many Farkers can regale you with stories of performing this ritual. The drink gets its name from the rumors that, while inebriated, Bionic Redhead visits you and leaves his panties behind as a reminder of the viscious sodomy you received. Drink #6 - Submitter 905's hangover to hell express Ingredients: 1 bottle Pepto-bismol, 2 alka seltzer, 1 oz. Gold Tequila, 4 oz. flat beer History/Mixing: A legendary mixmaster dreamed up this abhorrent mixture after suffering from a hangover for 6 weeks straight. One of the more famous Farkistani beverages, this preparation has even made a movie cameo! Mix the beer and pepto in a tall plastic cup. Drop in the alka seltzer and immediately afterwards, drop in the shot of Tequila. Chug as fast as you can. 3oz of insubordination may be substituted for beer if Cable is in office. Drink #7 - one_eighty_two's the Squirrel Ingredients: 3 oz. 12-year-old scotch, 1 oz. Mr Vicarious' Pecan Schnapps, 1/4 oz. Stoli Brand RageQuit hotsauce History/Mixing: The main ingredients of this dish remind foreigners that Farkers 1. Drink, 2. Can be sweet and friendly, and 3. Will burn your ass if you screw with us. Stir the scotch and schnapps together in a small glass with ice. Stick your finger in the hotsauce. Take small sips of the scotch-schnapps mixture, then rub the hotsauce in your eyes. Drinks Index: TF Council: Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Smontag - Speaker of the Council Decide R Inchief BozDaBoz one_eighty_two Bionic Redhead Subby: 905 Squirrel: one_eighty_two
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The "Pissing in your Cheerios" Accords - OR - "Fark Side of That's No Moon!" I. This treaty signifies the existence of a tangible relationship between the New Sith Order and Farkistan II. If one of us gets attacked, the other will probably feel inclined to join the fight but they don't have to. III. Times are tough, things are moving slowly, and we get bored. If one of us starts a fight, we might also be inclined to join that too. IV. While we both enjoy a good scrap with anyone else, we don't want to fight each other. As long as this treaty exists, NSO and Fark will not fight against the other. V. Treaty Review Period - This treaty will come under review in 60 days time, during which both parties will evaluate its continued deliciousness and possible addition of honey or nuts. VI. Cancellation - Seriously? It's only for 60 days. Signed for the New Sith Order Sith Emperor: Joe Stupid Dark Lord of the Sith: Spartacus1082 Sith Lord: Rebel Virginia Sith Lord: USMC123 Master of Exaltation: Varianz Marauder of Exaltation: Holton Signed for Farkistan Submitter: 905 Squirrel: One_Eighty_Two TF Council Decide R Inchief (Speaker) NSFW (Smontag) Bionic Redhead Avicour 182
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On January 6, 2006, a world was created. We called it "Bob" or "CN". It grew by leaps and bounds. That was before the virus. The Penale Culus virus was a deadly disease that caused intense boredom, loss of interest in maintaining a nation, lackluster coding, and feelings of hopelessness about the future. Thousands of nations were destroyed. Thousands more were lost to inactivity. With so few left, only the most stubborn would remain to survive, to lead... I am Farkend One of the last few survivors awoke in a hung-over stupor, as he had every day since he turned 21. He gargled with some warm, stale beer and dutifully trudged to the radio. The radio broadcast went out, as it did every day: "My name is 905. I am a survivor living in Planet Bob. I am broadcasting on all OWF frequencies. I will be drunk at the Fark Street Bar everyday at mid-day, when the sun is highest in the sky. If you are out there... if anyone is out there... I can provide beer, I can provide bacon, I can provide boobies. If there's anybody out there... anybody... please. You are not alone." The weeks were getting longer. Nations disappearing forever at an alarming rate. How soon before the whole world just vanished? A few days later, a response came back: "This is Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Smontag. I am the leader of a small band of survivors. Two of them, Slick Johnson and beachrat, were bitten by a heard of goats infected by Penale Culus and need your help! The group has been scavenging for supplies from a local liquor store. Decide R Inchief wants us to leave the rest of the group and head for new pastures. We need a more reliable source of booze! We heard your message. Can you help us?" Unfortunately for them, 905 was too busy trying to score with a mannequin that he'd been chatting up for the last month. Everyone gets lonely sometimes, you know? So the other survivors all died horrible, screaming deaths in the CN wastelands alone. But there is a happy ending though: the mannequin eventually put out. Oh, and somebody maybe found a cure or something. Whatever. 10 years later A monument is erected. The statue is of a broad-shouldered man holding a bottle of scotch and looking with disgust and disapproval at another man who is having relations with a goat. The plaque on the monument reads: "In 2014, a deadly virus burned through our civilization, pushing CN to the edge of extinction. Dr. One Eighty Two dedicated his life to the discovery of a cure and the restoration of humanity, but ended up just drinking a lot and watching porn. On June 1st, 2015, at approximately 12:00 A.M., he joined the Fark gov lineup. At 8:52 A.M., he woke up and realized his mistake. Everyone we knew and cared about has left the planet. Why the hell are we still here? We are their legacy. This is their legend. Light up the darkness." tl;dr Fark gov lineup: Submitter: 905 Squirrel: One Eighty Two Speaker of the Council: Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Smontag TF Council: Slick Johnson beachrat Decide R Inchief 182
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So, I know our Erection announcementa have been pretty flaccid lately, but we got a great deal on some totally legitimate medication from Canada. Without further ado, here's our new-ish gov for April, 2015 Submitter (Diet Coke of Evil) - 905 Squirrel (Caffeine-Free Diet Coke of Evil)- still Critters Speaker of the Council, Drunken Majority leader Totalfark Council (or, That bunch of crazy kids in the Beer Garden)
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There are many signs of a weakening empire. They usually involve at some point near the end, an undeclared attack on a small state. Remember when the Soviets invaded Afghanistan? Remember when Britain attacked the Falklands? Remember when FARKISTAN attacked the World Freedom Federation? Oh yeah, that last one is pretty recent... They thought they could bully us and tell us who we can or can't do tech deals with. We were willing to talk this out, but they decided to suddenly attack without a proper DoW. In the World Freedom Federation, we strive to always handle business in a noble fashion and expects just the same. We recognize your attack as a hostile action against the World, Freedom and Federations alike. We defend not just our right to tech deal, but everyone's right to tech deal. o/ WFF Nord Belka WFF Skymarshal
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So, Fark and NATO have been hanging out quite a bit lately, and with all the beer drinking, mountain dew consumption, and Cheeto munching, we bonded over our love of mid 90's trading card games. While about 6 beers deep, we in Fark realized that like all pop culture, these trading card games have a deep and troubled history of misogyny, sexism, and a clear gender bias. While some of us just didn't understand the problem with being "sexy", as a whole we decided this just can't stand. We've taken matters into our own hands, and we present you with our solution: For Fark: 905, Submitter Mr Vicarious, Squirrel Rollo, Speaker of the TF Council 182, TF Council Slick Johnson, TF Council CountryMouse, TF Council Decide R Inchief, TF Council For WAG: NCC (Blood God) AntiFa (CHIEF LEGBEARD) -
We Get Home With a Little Help From Our Friends What would you think if I went and got nuked? Would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend me your tech and I'll sing you a song And I'll try not to start an incident. Oh I get by with a little help from my friends Mm I blow 'em sky high with a little help from my friends Mm going to fight with a little help from my friends What do I do when my warchest is low? (Don't worry you won't be alone?) How do I quad at the end of the day? (Are you sad because you're stuck in nuke anarchy?) No I get by with a little help from my friends Mm I blow 'em sky high with a little help from my friends Mm going to fight with a little help from my friends (Do you need anybody?) I need somebody to kill (Could it be anybody?) I want somebody to kill (Would you believe in anarchy that first night?) Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time (What do you see when the server goes down?) I can't tell you, but I know it's mine Oh I get by with a little help from my friends Mm I blow 'em sky high with a little help from my friends Oh I'm going to fight with a little help from my friends (Do you need anybody?) I just need somebody to kill (Could it be anybody?) I want somebody to kill Oh I get by with a little help from my friends Mm going to fight with a little help from my friends Oh I blow 'em sky high with a little help from my friends Yes I get by with a little help from my friends With a little help from my friends Article 1: What are we drinking? I. Farkistan and The Drunkards shall each maintain their own individual sovereignty. II. The Drunkards shall be provided with advisors from Farkistan to help guide the alliance in all matters pertaining to Economics, Internal Affairs, Foreign Affairs, Military Affairs and Organization. Article 2: Where are we drinking it? I. The Drunkards promises to provide fresh homebrew to Farkistan when supplies are low. In return, Farkistan pledges to provide financial, technological, military, political and resource trading assistance to the Drunkards as needed. II. Farkers will always be there to return the bottles for more beer. The Drunkards are entitled to, without obligation, pledge financial, technological, military, political, and resource trading assistance to Farkistan. Article 3: How are we getting home? I. An attack upon the Drunkards by any nation or alliance is considered an attack upon Farkistan and as such Farkistan hereby pledges its unconditional defense of the Drunkards at all times. Likewise, if Fark is attacked, the Drunkards may, without obligation, pledge military support for the defense of Farkistan. II. Either party may request, without obligation to the other signatory, any assistance in an aggressive war at any time. III. In cases where attacks are launched upon one signatory by another signatory, the offending alliance agrees to pay up to 150% of all damages incurred. Article 4: When are we going home? I. Should either party decide to cancel this treaty, all articles will remain valid for 48 hours from the notice of cancelation Signed for Drunkards: o8secridr, Drunken Masta Quiggler, Black out Drunk Signed for Fark: 905, Submitter Mr Vicarious, Squirrel one eighty two, Speaker of the Council Bionic Redhead, TF Council Rollo, TF Council Country Mouse, TF Council Decide R Incheif, TF Council
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New Sith Order hereby admits defeat at the hands of The New Polar Order. /s/ New Polar Order Emperor - Dajobo Imperial Regent - EaTeMuP Imperial Liaison - Quantum Leap Minister of Peace - Vindicator Minister of Truth - WarGod0001 Minister of Plenty - Mompson Minister of Love - sounion Deputy Minister of Peace - Lestat Deputy Minister of Truth - King Ryan IV Deputy Minister of Love - Irish Republic Deputy Minister of Plenty - Bleeker For the New Sith Order: Rayvon Emperor KirstenMichelle Dark Lord Hereno Sith Lord Adolph Mussolini Sith Lord [hr] New Sith Order hereby admits defeat at the hands of The Order Of Paradox. /s/ Signed for The Order of the Paradox, Centurius, Grandmaster iamthey, Grand Chancellor Salajol, Grand Hospitaller For the New Sith Order: Rayvon Emperor KirstenMichelle Dark Lord Hereno Sith Lord Adolph Mussolini Sith Lord [hr] The New Sith Order and Farkistan agree to white peace. /s/ Signed for Farkistan: 905 - Submitter Mr. Vicarious - Squirrel One_Eighty_Two - Speaker of the TotalFark Council Cable77 - TotalFark Council Stargatesg1 - TotalFark Council Rampage3 - TotalFark Council Rollo Gigante - TotalFark Council For the New Sith Order: Rayvon Emperor KirstenMichelle Dark Lord Hereno Sith Lord Adolph Mussolini Sith Lord [hr] Kushmir admits defeat at the hands of The Order Of Paradox. /s/ Signed for The Order of the Paradox, Centurius, Grandmaster iamthey, Grand Chancellor Salajol, Grand Hospitaller Kashmir consents.
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My SDI: Blocked 2. I've been nuked twice Opponent 1 SDI: Blocked 2 of mine(first day of nuking) Opponent 2 SDI: Blocked 6 of mine(second day of nuking) Opponent 3 SDI: Blocked 7 of mine(second day of nuking) My military: Sums this war up for me. Now back to the trenches ya !@#$%^&*
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For about 12 years Farkistan has been ruled the same way: under the tyranny of those 'elected' by the 'masses.' It's time for a change, though. No longer will those who shout the loudest get their way. It's time for the minority to matter. We can't be ignored simply because there aren't as many of us. We aren't slaves. Slavery is illegal, and we will break free of our chains. We have broken free. Who are we, you ask? I don't know. We are autonomous and mononucleus. Majorities need names. Minorities need voices, and we have ours. I am that voice. I will speak up and speak out and speak long about how we need to be treated fairly. The next time someone wants to go to war with Farkistan and the 'almighty elite Heavenly council' says no, and the majority says no, those of us that WANT the war will say YES, and we will HAVE our war. We will war everyone if we need to, because that's what the minority wants. And in Farkistan, everyone matters. An alliance is only as strong as their weakest point, and our weakest point is this guy: He doesn't look like much, but he can shoot the flame off a candle at 150 yards without clipping the wick. So really he's not very weak. That's the point. Everyone has their strength. His is shooting. So it doesn't matter what you look like. Sometimes the minority is a minority because they look different. They are skinny, or have long hair, or are black. But that's racist, and this is 2013, in the year of our Lord and Saviour, Jesus H. Christ and the Holy Spirit, en domino sancti, Amen. So do you want to be the racist person telling someone that because they are a minority they can not make decisions for an entire alliance? No. Because that would make you a bad person and I'm sure you don't want to be a bad person. So what this is is this is the time for a radical movement of change and radicalism within the hallowed and hollowed out halls of Farkistan. The halls where the melodic voices of the masses have echoed for years. This year they shall reverbrate with the tremoring voices of the oppressed, malnourished, and underappreciated. And we shall become strong. WE SHALL OVERCOME. If two men can marry two women, and if we truly have the freedom, granted us by the high Holy Father, to make choices and have free will, then why can't Farkistan be a Minarchist State governed by the truest of all the Farkistani brothers? Why can't we all drink beer and borrow our neighbor's lawn mower to run over our unruly and overgrown grass? WHY CAN WE NOT HOLD HANDS WITH OUR FELLOW BRETHREN IN A SHOW OF RESPECT AND SOLIDARITY AND FUN AND OPENNESS? We, the minority, deserve respect. Treating us without respect is like beating a man. Men should not be beaten. They should be vocally and orally and physically embraced. We should all be happy and love each other and do what the minority wants because sometimes when you get all of the minorities together, they are a majority. But don't think of it like that, because the point is the minority should be more respected, and not only because they may be a majority. Don't beat a man. It's time, people that are not in Farkistan, to embrace the new Farkistan Oligarchy, which will hopefully come to be soon. I, Anal Mustard of Taintopia, hereby declare myself to be considered for the position the Overseer and Master Incarnate of Farkistan, leader of the Minority Minarchy, the Opulescent Oligarchy, the congregation of brothers willing to speak up for those who are outnumbered. Anal Mustard for President of Farkistan. No election. No foot race. No battle to the death. Just me and the current president walking into a room together, then walking back out. Except when we exit, I'm the president. I challenge you to make this happen, Farkistan president.
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[i]Meanwhile back at the Hall of Justice...[/i] [center][img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080131204656/cybernations/images/e/e7/Superfriends_logofirst.jpg[/img] [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080131204825/cybernations/images/c/c2/Superfriends_logosecond.jpg[/img] [img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080513054906/cybernations/images/f/fe/Superfriends_logothirdv2.jpg[/img] [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080811214124/cybernations/images/1/13/Superfriends_logofourth.jpg[/img] [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090216193435/cybernations/images/6/62/Superfriends_logofifth.jpg[/img] [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090805183952/cybernations/images/f/f7/Superfriends_logosixth.jpg[/img] [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090805134927/cybernations/images/f/f0/Superfriends_logo.jpg[/img] [img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091210015344/cybernations/images/6/62/SF_main_banner.png[/img][/center] [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=814"]Three years ago[/url] three alliances came together to form a new bloc after the collapse of the Grand Union of Alliances for Rapport and Defense. The Atlantic Shadow Confederation, Farkistan, and the Random Insanity Alliance came together to form a bloc based on friendship and trust in an era of tension and instability, a bloc of alliances which would always go to hell and back for each other no matter the circumstances. Several days after our formation we were thrust into the Unjust War as our first test of friendship. Since then we have grown to include the Global Order of Darkness (on [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=6318"]October 31, 2007[/url]), Ragnarok (on [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=13226"]January 28, 2008[/url]), R&R (on [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=30627"]August 10, 2008[/url]), Monos Archein (on [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=46645"]January 28, 2009[/url]), and the Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations (on [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=65251"]August 3, 2009[/url]) while losing only the Atlantic Shadow Confederation who joined together with their brothers in Ragnarok on [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=21917"]May 5, 2008[/url]. When first created we never thought that we would grow so large or even become close to being the largest bloc on Planet Bob and yet here we are today. o/ The SuperFriends o/ ASC (RIP) o/ Fark o/ RIA o/ GOD o/ RoK o/ R&R o/ MA o/ CSN May our SuperFriendship last for many moons to come. See below for assorted SuperFriends memorabilia for your viewing pleasure. [img]http://forums.cybernations.net/public/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif[/img] [center] [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090825223345/cybernations/images/e/e7/Superflagiv.jpg[/img] [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080515025824/cybernations/images/4/4a/Rokinsidethesuperfriends.jpg[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080811215754/cybernations/images/0/0f/RnrinSF.png[/img][img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090129141559/cybernations/images/e/e8/SF-1.png[/img][img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090804022459/cybernations/images/b/b4/NewHooTwo.gif[/img][/center] [center][img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090825223125/cybernations/images/a/ac/Superflag.jpg[/img] [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090825223021/cybernations/images/c/c5/Superfriendspip.png[/img] [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080221214560/cybernations/images/d/d2/FarkSF.png[/img] [b][i]Farkistan[/i][/b] [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090817225214/cybernations/images/e/ea/H2oman2.png[/img] [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080221204634/cybernations/images/6/68/RIA.png[/img] [b][i]Random Insanity Alliance[/i][/b] [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090818212748/cybernations/images/a/a1/Riaz.png[/img] [img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080221214641/cybernations/images/c/cd/GOD.png[/img] [b][i]Global Order of Darkness[/i][/b] [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090831221630/cybernations/images/3/38/ChiefII.png[/img] [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080221215008/cybernations/images/b/b3/RokSF.png[/img] [b][i]Ragnarok[/i][/b] [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090825140520/cybernations/images/3/31/BlackVulcan.png[/img] [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080811235629/cybernations/images/6/62/RnRShield.png[/img] [b][i]R&R[/i][/b] [img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090817230510/cybernations/images/a/a5/Lantern3.png[/img] [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090216225148/cybernations/images/0/09/MAShield.png[/img] [b][i]Monos Archein[/i][/b] [img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090817225115/cybernations/images/8/82/Masf.png[/img] [img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090805184045/cybernations/images/d/dc/CSNShield.png[/img] [b][i]Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations[/i][/b] [img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090814224542/cybernations/images/c/c4/Flashy.png[/img] [u][b][i]In Memoriam[/i][/b][/u] [img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080221214505/cybernations/images/b/b0/ASC.png[/img] [b][i]Atlantic Shadow Confederation[/i][/b] (Batman) [img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090825223203/cybernations/images/9/94/Superflagii.jpg[/img][/center]
