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The RED ALERT Central Committee Representative for SWF Lev Trotsky has asked me to post the following declaration of the General Congress of the Socialist Workers Front.
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Doom Wolves Have CLAWS Article I Doom Wolves and CLAWS have a non-aggression pact. We will not war with each other. Article 2 Doom Wolves and CLAWS will share information and gossip. Clearly this includes potential threats. This is for real. It’s not a clause in our treaty just because everyone puts it in treaties. We have each other on speed dial. The rest of the world has been warned. Article 3 We may back each other in war (raiding or declared alliance war - it doesn’t matter), with financial aid, assistance politically and so on for whatever reason if we please. If we don’t please, then we will not. This is NOT because of lack of commitment to each other. Anyone who thinks so is in error. It’s simply nice to be flexible. Article 4 This is the clause tehol likes in treaties. CLAWS promises to make a good faith effort to fill Doom Wolves aid slots over others when possible. Oh what, tehol...it’s supposed to be the other way around? Not THIS time. Article 5 This treaty will remain in effect until one of three events happen. A) Doomsphere alliances get off their BUTT and form a bloc, in which case the bloc > this treaty or B) Al Bundy starts a new alliance because two treaty ties are too much for his tastes or C) Al Bundy, though he loves CLAWS big time, gets utterly fed up with CLAWS “cyber nations politics” style, disbands Doom Wolves and joins Non Grata to see if Non Grata has any balls. tl:dr ODoA Treaty between CLAWS and Doom Wolves Signed, For CLAWS @Jazzy95, Supreme Sultan of Scratchposts @White Chocolate, GATO Dictator Elect Grand Inquisitor: @Randalla Minister of Internal Affairs: @tehol Minister of Foreign Affairs and Couping Jazzy, SBN Card-carrier, Ministabber Expat, Bard of RFI, Beach Summer Fun Buddy: @Tevron Minister-At-Large: @Magical Muslim For Doom Wolves, @AL Bundy High School Football Legend @Admiral Alexander - Minister of Doom aka Al's Hammer
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Freedom Really A Novel Zinger Preamble In the year of our Doomtender of 2019, we find ourselves at an impasse. Nobody wants to make the first move, shuffling their feet and averting their gaze as if they are at Jazzy's school disco. Little did we know that a nefarious individual had already come up with a most ingenious plan. They were going to get the party kicking, not with some lame formal gesture, but by spiking the punch with Tenochtitlan branded tequila. After this happened, people fell about the place, doing such unspeakable acts that we can't repeat them here, but can in private. Naturally, this gave us cause to go up their and confront this potential threat and deal with them in the most unexpected of ways. We offered them our hand, and they reciprocated with a fist bump. Now we are brothers! Article 1 The first matter we agreed on was that while we both like to boogie to the beats of MC Rey who honestly isn't that Great, we couldn't get too rowdy while dancing. As a result we came to the mutual agreement that as eskimo brothers, that we would not harm the other and that nothing would get in our way. Article 2 Here is the four one one folks. Say some gangster is dissing your fly girl, you just give them a good bottling in order to get them back into line. The gangster that is, after all we AREN'T called Bill or whatever. Article 3 Noting the importance of a clear and concise message, we disregard those notions. Instead, both parties have agreed that clear communication and coordination is essential in maintaining the balance of a healthy business relationship. We might do it through Private Message, we might do it via Discord, we might do it via IRC, we might do it via the back passage. Who knows, but we can double stack the matter and provide information to the other party if we discover information which might be detrimental to both entities. This could be if someone makes a threat, if someone makes a thread, if someone wanted to spy, if somebody wanted to fry or if someone wanted to blackmail us over photos of Claude again. We are watching you, brick wall! Article 4 CLAWS shall erect a full-size replica statue of Steeldor within Randalla. Article 5 There may come a time where we need to place a hit on someone or crash a party we have not been invited to. Fear not, but with the power of the Steeldor, they won't be able to object or complain. Hide your wives, hide your girlfriends, hide your polygraph machines, we may be coming to town if we can agree on a time or date because you know... we can't simply cancel on that White Chocolate tasting session. Article 6 We reserve the right to a fair and unequal economical relationship when it comes to fiscal aid, may it be through cash, aid, hookers or nukes. Article 7 If it turns out that somebody acted in a way or a manner that made us feel bad, now that's pretty bad! For after all, those are our feelings, and nobody has the right to break those if we don't want them to. So, first we would say to the other party "No" and then we'd get out of there after the 72 hour deadline had elapsed. Article 8 It was brought to our attention that dying tickles and that the span has declined in the past few years, so we reserve the right to an external audit whenever it is deemed worthwhile. Signatures For CLAWS Co-leaders: White Chocolate & Jazzy Grand Inquisitor: Randalla Minister of Defense: AL Bundy Minister of Economics: jazzy Minister of Foreign Affairs: Claude Minister of Internal Affairs: Magical Muslim For Doombird Doomcave Lord Emperor: Steeldor
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Following unprovoked & unexplained declarations from Kashmir & Nights Watch; I've decided to give them until update to accept my peace offers. If not accepted by update, I will launch more attacks & resubmit a peace offer until accepted or rejected due to enemy attacks. If the aggressors choose to keep attacking and trigger yet another Kashmir War; then we will continue to attack & welcome assistance from all allies or like minded alliances who have grown tired of these alliances. This is their only warning to cease all aggressive actions before this war reaches past the point of no return. This chance for peace is a courtesy being offered, I suggest it's not wasted. Aevum & those who stand with us fear nothing. We are the warriors who never surrender, never back down, fight to the death & with honor; Aevum will never lose to anyone.
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Welcome new recruits. If you're reading this you're probably looking to join an alliance, well you are in luck you happened to find one of the best right here. We are a rapidly growing alliance and a solid active community. We will help you grow into a mighty nation. We offer quality instruction and advice. Looking for protection? When you're in doom squad you never stand alone. Want to show others how vulnerable they are? We are an alliance of raiders who delight in war. We also offer a great deal of freedom to our members in a relaxed drama free atmosphere. We're protected by a little alliance named DOOMBIRD DOOMCAVE! The best there is. "Why not just join DBDC?" you may ask. That's because you can't get in. Doom Squad is their low-tier division. Learn to play the game from the best. Join us at http://d00msquad.forumotion.com/
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NOW HIRING SHOOTERS AND LOOTERS...GOD SAVE THE KINGDOM...LONG LIVE THE KINGDOM DOOM KINGDOM...APPLY HERE
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Hungry Like The Wolf Accord Article I: Nonaggression Fellowship of the Wolves and Doom Squad will hereafter refrain from any form of hostile activity, and will contact each other from appropriate channels in the event of any hostility. Article II: Optional Aggression and Defence If Fellowship of the Wolves or Doom Squad request aid from the other, whether it be politically, militarily, or economically - the other signatory is strongly encouraged, but is not required to provide assistance. Article III: Intelligence Should vital knowledge involving the security of a signatory come to the attention of Fellowship of the Wolves or Doom Squad, they are required to share it with the other. Article IV: Cancellation If either signatory is unsatisfied with this agreement, they may cancel it 48 hours after notification. Doom Squad War Ensemble, Stonewall14 of Dixie Cove, Guerrilla Warlord of Doom Shifty Stranger of Acherus, ayy lmao Scooby doo of Zoinks, The Nail Driver of Doom Isolatar of Europia. British Bulldog of Doom ericsw123 of Land of Freedom, Prodigal Son of Doom PaultheWall of FreeLand48, The Gutcrusher of Doom Tyrian OF Killian, Nuclear Hottie of Doom Signed for Fellowship of the Wolves, FTW General Assembly
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Doom Baby Boom declares war on Roman Empire...that is all! Harbinger of Doom of Kingdom of Doom High Priest of Doom Doom Baby Boom
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Due to unforeseen nature of Polar Bear Furs' stock value plummeting due to excessive supply, we have no choice but to hunt for a different kind of furs. Fortunately, our doomvestors have found a promising prospect in Alpha Wolves. We hereby declare on Alpha Wolves
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