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Attention Duped Masses, unshut your eyes and silence your chattering gobs; The Stallion is talking. Well this has been a fun returning voyage that we missionaries of Boognih have found leading us back to this planet once more. I had almost forgotten how much more insanely pedantic lifeforms on this world can be whencompared to the other planet in our Solar System,, Myself and the other Cultists sure have missed watching and participating in the inummerable ways of saying "No U" to make it sounds more nuanced and very difficult to comprehend. The one difficult thing to comprehend for us has been how long it's been since someone has opted to jump on our heads from a great height! However as we find ourself a the halfway point for the planet's lifecycle; Wes we've decided that we're done with that part now and when the pedantry resembles a pagentary it's time to give it a rest. So we move on to pursuing a course of action which no one should struggle to understand and likely has long expected this decision with the battlefield pitched as being 3 alliances vs 1 alliance. We Cultists find ourselves in a truly new position; where everyone is too busy rebuilding from a previous attack/launching a fresh one against a less than fresh opponent or trying to bark loud enough to scare away a small platoon of men on horseback chasing what is clearly a pack of wounded animals. Not the most sportsman type of hunt for us, whatever floats everyone's boat I guess? By the grace and eternal wisdom of Dread Pirate Boognish; the cosmic Browner of all meats and destructor of fleets. The proud zeolots of the Boognish Cult hereby engage in another round of hostilities against the horde of unwashed residents of this planet, that we do this always with a baffling display of our love and kndness we feel for you all. Who we hope to convert to our ways and join us among the stars when this all ends as it always has done and will continue to do so. Boognish Cult dedicate this next round of fresh bullets, shells and other fiery forms of death forged in our compound for every living human on Planet Steve, one and all. To the Knights we dedicate a batch of heat-seeking artillery rounds aimed at the inferior Stallion doppelgangers for their shameless and unchilvalrous assault on the badly mauled puppies before they had been to see the vets. Had you swung at both the wounded animals and the much healthier look platypus it might be a bit more impressive. However we thank you for the mutual act of scratching each other's trade circle itches when we could both ignore them no longer. To Ordo Paradoxia, we gift you our hellfire in the form of our incendiary 12 Gauge Carrtridges. Seemingly a nonsensical way to thank a group who has provided assistance to the cult- oddly paradoxical you might asy. However we know that you are not yet true believers to our cause. Perhaps you never will be, which is all the more reason to shoot a few of these rounds at you weird Platypu-looking folks. As a group who seems to have a much longer history with the Wolves; we do not doubt you understand why we seek to exchange shots with someone else for a change. And for the last and of course least beast? To Alpha Wolves; for you we dedicate some of the leftover 9mm rounds we found n a cache buried in the rubble of the east facing wall of the compound from our last skirmish. We hope it will remind you of a better times earlier on this round when did a better job playing the victim than you presently do as the victim. We pray that as you remain in your now weakened state; Boognish sees fit to bless you with his mercy and that is is known we zealots can pull the trigger all by ourselves (and yes we know a number of us has self-inflicted bullet wounds; we're zealots running around in robes rather than body armor) Let the bodies hit the floor everyone! o7 Lots of love, Pandy and the Gang. , -
Incoming transmission from the scrambled ORBS Extensive radiation has resulted in mutations with the Ouroboros consciousness leading to a fractured personality and a tendency toward violent pursuits stemming from delusions of grandeur. The following is a recently intercepted broadcast from the Chief Reporter(s) venturing out from the Central ORBS Tower: Voice #1: "What was that?" Voice #2: "It had CLAWS so we killed it" Voice #3: "That is good." Voice #1: "Such a weak and frail species" Voice #2: "So easily killed." Voice #3: "That is good." Voice #1: "There is a new objective. Less inferior and weak." Voice #2: "Yes, the terrible grungemen have asked us to help them kill it. Perhaps it will pose a real challenge." Voice #3: "That is good." Voice #1: "Our obligation to the Old Codgers Coalition still stands." Voice #2: "So we must continue to kill the others?" Voices #1, 2 & 3: "Yes, I will dispose of this one. You handle the others." "Very well then." "I will go and kill those that ran away from us." "That is good." ------- *End Transmission* ------- Ouroboros hereby declares war on Non Grata in accordance with Article V - Gluteus Maximus of the B.U.T.T in defense of the Post Grunge Supergroup. Ouroboros continues to recognise a state of war with CLAWS in defense of the Old Codgers Coalition. Signed: Johnny Apocalypse(s) - Demented Ghoul in Chief of ORBS
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You asked, we answered. TKTB Hereby declares war on CCC via The (upgraded) Rules of Acquisition Accords /s/ James Maximus, Turtle Overlord Neforatu, Grand Turtle BMTH, Ninja Turtle -
Greetings and salutations (you get both, a two for one right off the bat)! We are gathered here today to announce the Declaration of Existence of an entirely new, never before seen alliance on Plant Bob: ¡KASHMIR! (CASH-meer) Not to be confused with Kashmir. The Government of India refer to the territory under Pakistan control as "Pakistan-occupied Kashmir" ("POK"). The Government of Pakistan refer to the portion of Kashmir administered by India as "Indian-occupied Kashmir" ("IOK") or "Indian-held Kashmir" (IHK); This alliance is also known as “Non Grata-occupied Kashmir” (“NGOK”). As another two for one for ya, Kashmir will simultaneously be declaring war on the following alliances: New Pacific Order Republic of Orange Nations Viridian Entente The “Killer” Turtle Brigade And any others that we may spontaneously decide to war with, since we are an entirely new alliance that is completely original. Signed for Kashmir in a Declaration of Delight: CrinkledStraw, The King, Sultan of Sass, and Slumlord RearviewRover, Minister of Beer Procurement Cydonian Knight, Ministro de Tacos y Maestro de Brillantina
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To the sinister High Council and their cabal, If you want to smash shells and sponsor those who "are working towards the total annihilation of any turtle presence," you will have to get past us first. The Knights of the Round Table declare war on the Christian Coalition of Countries.
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Eerie strains of music drifts on the air. Snatches of a melody, an indistinct vocal fades in and out. It is familiar, your head slightly nods in time with a building rhythm. Your hands and fingers try to snatch at the song. Your mouth is trying to imitate the cadence of the lyric to the gradually intensifying vocals. It is on the tip of your tongue. That voice, you are trying to picture the lead singer in your mind…. …world serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light Feeling pretty psyched … It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine! Greetings. I am Sir W_A_R of Vijar, Knight XXI of the Order of the Black Rose. I am joined with Arminius of Festung Germania, Triumvir of Old Guard. I think we may have met before. Our memories may fade but our home security cameras take damn good still shots of you meddling kids. We have read the runes. The prophesy has come to pass. As the bard of the song suggests, it is the end of the world as the Order of the Black Rose and our friends in aging decrepitude, Old Guard know it, and we feel far better than fine. On behalf of the Knights Council of the Order of the Black Rose and the Council of Old Guard, hear us. All great things come to a point where you think “It’s time”. It is that time for Old Guard and the Order of Black Rose. We see the ‘End of the World’. Fittingly Digiterra’s most exclusive retirement homes are allowing some of the old folk go on an outing before our time comes. We are calling it the ‘Old Codgers’ Coalition’. We had a banner made for it. I think it is knitted. This means that some of our memberships have been doubling up on their medications, and our general irascible nature needs an outlet. As for the Black Rose, we like to think of the Black sphere as our home. It is in our name. Needless to say, we are very, very, very disappointed with some of you. We repeatedly asked you to “keep off our lawn” and you chose to reply with obscenities and a raised finger. Eventually there would be consequences. The nub of it is that we are tired of DOOM coming in and raiding our garden, stealing our fruit and vegetables, trampling our garden beds; Why they even stole our seat on the porch from where we looked over and cared for our yard, the Black sphere. We remember https://forums.cybernations.net/topic/133613-dbdc-announcement/#comment-3582035 with prejudice. The ‘Old Codgers’ Coalition’ hereby declares war on DOOM. We are tired of you showing us old folk disrespect. Welcome to the end of the world, as we embrace it. … Light a candle, light a motive, step down, step down Watch your heel crush, crush, uh oh This means no fear, cavalier, renegade and steering clear A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline … It's the end of the world as we know it …. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIdPPVkkHYs -
Roman Empire makes a return to Forum I really like this joke. RE declares war on Ordo Paradoxia What is old is new again. RE recognizes hostilities with Tropic Thunder For hitting us while we were busy, like 2 weeks ago, RE now (very late) recognizes hostilities with TT. RE declares war on TT Re already made peace with TT over the RoH, so we are now declaring a fresh war on Tropic Thunder. RE's war with OP & TT This stuff never stays clean. Esp when people don't post nice DoW's. Not sure who dropped the ball there. Let's not think about it. I digress. Roman Empire will declare on OP & TT September 20th, and we're hitting basically all of OP & the top part of TT. We'll then get counters, and hit counters, and then be countered on our counters by counters from OP & TT. In theory. Sorry if this post doesn't have the same high level of quality & statstacular statistics as we used to know back in the day or that I tried to promise you when I made my first big RE post oh so many months ago. If you need to blame anyone, don't blame Adude, don't blame FL, don't blame Paul, don't blame DaRuler, don't blame Xavi, don't blame Wile E coyote, don't blame Bundy, don't blame Wes, don't blame Jason08, don't blame Xineoph, don't blame Highroad, don't blame Tevron, don't blame Gearhead, don't blame Ordo Paradoxia, don't blame NLON, don't blame Tropic Thunder, don't blame Hellas, don't blame Alpha Wolves, don't blame all the wonderful and not so wonderful mules we all rely on and love; blame me. I did it. I wanted you all to know this is my fault. We will fight until you can forgive me for letting things get this bad. Or until you can stand to look at me enough to agree to disagree. Ave! God Emperor Yoonyul; for Rome & Kiwi, Bane of D1, has not signed off on this post, PLS Just KiWi - just a humble OWF poster. Included stats only one time. He never scored. SBN, TogaToga And Paul711; Original Paradoxian, Original Bane of Rome, The hard place & Rock of Rome. Also Samoyed; The Hershey man himself -
The League of Small Superpowers officially declares war on Sellswords, The Imperial Entente, and COBRA. This is done in response to the attacks commenced on Freehold of the Wolves and her allies. LoSS is doing the unthinkable, to those in TIE at least, and honoring a treaty signed with The Freehold of the Wolves (a MDoAP in this instance). The aggressive and petty action taken by these entities of COBRA, TIE, and Sellswords should not be tolerated. While the forces of LoSS may be small, we will still do what we can in the coming battles. Long Live RFI, Long Live FTW, Long Live LoSS.
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About us: Hi guys! Before we get down to business, here are some fun facts. On March 3rd, a member of the Sellswords launched two unauthorized raids into aNiMaLz territory. The member in question (Korlath) was asked to cease fire and send peace. This was done to avoid escalation (aNiMaLz was under the protection of FTW for a period of 90 days). Korlath’s Raids occurred exactly 90 days after that announcement was posted. The only action Korlath took on the 4th was to send out peace offers. These were rejected. FTW countered Korlath at 5:30 PM (Server Time), a day after protection of aNiMaLz expired. FTW didn’t update their protectorate status with aNiMaLz until 6:50 PM. FTW leadership was contacted and diplomacy was utterly exhausted. But it was obvious they had no interest in a peaceful resolution. On the 15th of March, the nation of Korlath was attacked again while under the protection of Kashmir. Business Proposal: Korlath was kind enough to guide your 4 puppies through our strict obedience course. They are to be the first of many! COBRA hereby declares war on the Freehold of The Wolves for aggression towards our MDP partners; Sellswords and Kashmir.
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Imperial Decree The New Polar Order and her friends in Non Grata have decided to go binge drinking. Therefore, pursuant to Article 2 of the Frozen Venom Accords, the New Polar Order hereby declares war on The Templar Knights in defense of her drinking buddy Non Grata. Signed, EaTeMuP - Emperor AlmightyGrub - Regent, Imperator Emeritus HannaH - Minister of Truth JayMillz - Deputy Minister of Truth Emperor Jason - Minister of Peace Terminator - Deputy Minister of Peace Quantum Leap - Minister of Love Mindbraker - Deputy Minister of Love bluesam3 - Minister of Plenty bdmon75 - Deputy Minister of Plenty
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Following the deletion of our comments on the Maroon senate The Templar Knights declares war on Non Grata. Signed Merick, Grand Master Rustikus, Marshal of Defence Mandystalin, Marshal of Members Blackatron, Marshal of Foreign Affairs Elder Council, Lord Konstantine Necron681 Tiger c Patriarchs Teredona Hawkeye
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Well guys don't join the Freehold, Maegor has enacted a coup d'etat, removed me from the alliance for speaking out against his coup and is currently suppressing freedom of speech in the alliance and took a democratic alliance and turned it into an authoritarian dictatorship. I spent the last year trying to build my alliance up treaty by treaty, recruitment drive by recruitment drive into what it was, in a single night I saw my dreams dashed to pieces my hard work undone and all because one member wanted to seize it for himself. Also all treaties including protectorates have been renounced by Maegor himself so it's open hunting, everyone please enjoy. If he plans to destroy the alliance I spent over a year building then we might as well all lend a hand.
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What with all the music in the air, we in COBRA couldn't help ourselves. We want to boogie with the rest of the gang! COBRA hereby activates it's Optional Aggression clause with SLAP to declare war on the Legion. Let's dance!
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The Independent Republic of Orange Nations respects anyone who is willing to stand in the face of long odds. As such, we can respect SUN's decision to enter the war. Unfortunately, SUN's choice of targets is IRON's oldest ally and brother. For this reason we have decided that we are going to hit the beach and have some fun in the SUN. We hold no ill-will against you, SUN, and our beach house door is open in order to let the sunlight in should you wish to talk. The Independent Republic of Orange Nations hereby declares war against the State of Unified Nations. Signed for the Independent Republic of Orange Nations, The Warrior, President, IRON Councilor Blade 619, Minister of Defense, IRON Councilor Rhizoctonia, Secretary of State, IRON Councilor Hertt, Minister of Internal Affairs, IRON Councilor Mandarijn, Minister of the Vault, IRON Councilor
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tl;dr: The North Atlantic Defense Coalition activates the GUARD Treaty and declares war on Non Grata in defense of it's ally TTK. Signed, Dark Wizard, Secretary General and The Assembly of the North Atlantic Defense Coalition EDIT: I don't consider this an oA, I consider this NG didn't have the stones to hit TTK in their quest for Maroon domination. You declare war on Maroon, you declare war on TTK. Fancy how our treaty covers oA's too though!
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Official Update and Declaration of War Helheim wishes everyone left on the planet a happy holidays and provides this following statement: Helheim was founded during February 2016 with the express purpose of making Planet Bob a better place, by burning out the awful rat's nest known as Valhalla. After quickly disbanding Valhalla, Helheim went on to fight the following Alliances over the last 10 months (sorry if I missed you) IRON VE Sengoku (another AA disbanded by Helheim) DT TSK I think I missed like 8 AA's, but that's ok, the point of all this occurs after TSK. So after fighting TSK for less than 1 measly round, they went running to the Pink Senate and had Helheim sanctioned. After 8 months of fighting a clean war, those little crybabies in TSK had to escalate things :P. So that bring us to Helheim's most recent declaration of war, as seen on the pink team comments section, against TOP for sanctioning a perfectly legitimate alliance. Now we all know TOP are a bunch of wankers (except Bagel <3), so they promptly outsourced their defense to Umbrella. (Who apparently got a bit confused and attacked someone in TOP first...) Anywho, this brings us to our actual announcement: Helheim hereby declares war on Umbrella and anyone who tech deals with Umbrella forever or however long my warchest lasts. It doesn't matter where you hide, the wrath of Helheim is always waiting: The obvious exception to all this of course is SLAP. If you want to live, join SLAP. /signed Berbers, destroyer of Valhalla, lover of women and Asian men sometimes
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Digital Combat Soldiers declares war on The Misfits and The Knights Templar. Digital Combat Soldiers nations: 13 score: 32.24 infra: 49,889 tech: 6,376 average NS: 26,802 Opposition (The Misfits; The Knights Templar) nations: 15 score: 34.92 infra: 56,402 tech: 7,505 average NS: 22,690 We propose the following terms of war: There will be no assassinate generals, incite gov/religion, sabotage IRS, or blockades except in retaliation for ops in this list. The war will conclude when the first round of wars expires. -
Imperial Decree - New Polar Order Pursuant to Article 4 (aka "Stewie's Fault") of the Frozen Venom Accords, the New Polar Order declares a state of war with Pirates Of The Parrot Order. ~ Lestat Imperial Regent
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Bears and Bars and Brawls, Oh My! Bogus CB sparks altercation at local bar On the evening of Thursday the 14th, what began as a small verbal disagreement at a local drinking establishment erupted into a full scale brawl, the likes of which had not been seen in some time in this town. By all accounts the dispute began as a petty argument between two gentlemen but quickly escalated when a group of local bullies known as the “Polar Rollers” decided to intervene. The “Polar Rollers” began to mix things up with one of the participants for seemingly little reason. “The ‘Polar Rollers’ are known to have grudges with a few groups here in town,” said one eyewitness, “but I wasn’t aware this particular fellow was one of them.” The “Polar Rollers” have a history of violence, they proudly claim to have been involved in every major tussle in town. Upon seeing brawl unfold before their eyes, the proprietors of the bar felt the need to jump in to help even the fight for their long time customer and friend. In these parts Friends don't let friends brawl alone! Last Call hereby declares War on The New Polar Order, Confederatio Aesir and The Final Countdown in defense of Kashmir. Co-Proprieters -Saphyre -John Churchill Host -Haflinger Bouncer -Spankthefrank
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Peace Flag War Flag Declaration of We In This! You people have been chosen to reveal the fearsome Power that is Blood Pack...Together As One We Strike! ODPoAPs with FtW, DS, SnX, TBD, and Cobra and Protector of SPATR, Minc and CoN...***protected by DBDC*** Charter The Mission We don’t do non-aggression pacts or cease fires. All attacks on Blood Pack Together As One and our allies will be answered with the nuclear option and total erasure of all you love and hold dear. The Initiation You want in? Talk to Stonewall. The System President Bones is the boss. You listen to him, you’re gonna be alright. If you’re wanting an audience, you talk to the veep- Stonewall. He listens to President Bones just like you do. If you don’t listen to President Bones, maybe Sarge’ Claude pays you a visit while you’re sleeping. Now, we can’t all listen to the boss, without listening to each other. That’s what Church is for, a place for us to get together, listen to each other, and vote on a course of action. All prospects and patched members are expected to attend Church. Make sure you participate. The Patches Prospects No patches til you prove yourself, even if you’re a badass. Remember the day you joined. Member Patch You get this patch just for being around. Make it past a month in the Blood Pack and it’s yours. One Percenter Patch You’re a scary bastard. You’ve killed a million people. Here’s a patch to prove it. Together As One War Ensemble ~untouchable of Bones, Boss Bones-President ~stonewall14 of Dixie Cove, Harbinger of Doom-Vice President ~claude of RUSSIA1,claude the Destroyer-Sargeant at Arms 1%er Enforcers ~Timmehhh of Pilsmania ~Commander Bean of Wilmark Republic ~gatorback05 of Elmore ~THE LAST SPARTAN of THE 300 ~
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Yes, We are doing it: 1) does it abide by the "Gentlemen agreement", Nope. 2) is it a huge up declare, and probably a suicide mission, yup. Epic Music (Warning, this is Metal, so if you have headphones on, or some good speakers, TURN THAT VOLUME UP). things happened this round, Roman Empire raided us, then they raided the New League of Nations, Defcon 1 raided The Alliance, The Dark Order attacked the Roman Empire, and made them cry a bit, Citadel had a war, or a big Joke they called a war (sorry Citadel, I like you, but look at your war screen, this is ridicules),Defcon 1 attacked The Dark Order, Ordo Paradioxia and The Phoenix Cobras had the war I envy Krabz will provide all the help we can, to The Dark Order, and the Misfits. No, there is nothing in your eyes, you are not hallucinating,you are probably on some drugs,but you did read that right, we are gonna provide help to both those alliances. You know, I have never been a fan of The Dark Order, always spoke against them, I hate that !@#$%^& Cazaric, but Defcon1 raiding them is a huge down declare,despite my hatred against all of those !@#$%^&,I wont let them suffer like that. You also know we are very friendly to the Misfits, me and Kaboom have secret meetings behind the locker rooms to make out(Kaboom, you know I love you buddy), The Misfits are my favorite allies and friends, never a day goes by where I don't wake up with a smile on my face while thinking of my love for The Misfits. As always, we think dirty spy ops and blockades suck, and we will only use them in retaliation (please don't make us use them, we would like you all to rebuild, be as strong as you can, so we can have a fun after new years war, let us have enough money to make that huge) So, to bite the ankles we can bite, get the beatings we can get: Krabz hereby declares war on Citadel and Defcon 1. May god have mercy on our souls.
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Blood Pack Together As One is activating it's ODPoAP with aNiMalZ and declaring war on KoRT for attacking our allies aNiMaLz...Bones wills It!!! Together As One We Strike and to the Last Man We Fight....:war: Bounce Bounce if you with Us...:ehm: What? What? What? What? Come on, what? What? Ah, come on, What? What? What? Ah, come on What? What? Ah, come on, What? What? Ah, come on, what? We finna do this Bounce, bounce, bounce if you're with me ninja Bounce, bounce, bounce if you're with me ninja Bounce, bounce, bounce if you're with me ninja Bounce, bounce, bounce if you're with me ninja Okay, okay, want war, what's up? Want to fight, ninja, what? Ninjas like y'all talk too much, scared to buck, like to punk Here I am, here I go, defeat me, hell no Try though, watch yo', you'll see, die slow Give a damn, what you know, who you know, how you know I do though want to know, do you got it, where it grow Bounce, bounce, bounce if you're with me ninja Bounce, bounce, bounce if you're with me ninja Bounce, bounce, bounce if you're with me ninja Bounce, bounce, bounce if you're with me ninja Bounce Bounce if you with me Ninjas tl;dr: BPTAO declares Nuclear Jihad > KoRT
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We were told that NDO want to attack two of our nations in retaliation for a attack on STC. :smug: We will only do dirty spy opps in retaliation we hope NDO will do the same
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On this day, November 3rd, 2015, Supernova X declares war on the Allied Forces of the Revolutionary Order. Casus Belli as follows; AFRO leader Masterchief777, during his time in SNX, sought to create a provisional SNX government so as to deny the SNX membership the opportunity to vote on their leadership and direction. He stated his desire and intention to disband SNX should Immortan Junka win the leadership contest. This was in opposition to the wishes of the SNX membership, as demonstrated by the July Referendum and Never Capitulate vote. He refused to share the complete logs of his conversations with an unknown foreign actor, which compromised the security of SNX He distributed false orders, and in doing so committed High Treason He formed the renegade SNX Restoration Movement, and in collaboration with our enemies of the time, spammed the SNX membership with messages with the intent of pressuring and extorting them into leaving SNX. During the period between the cancellation of our treaty with Polar and the start of Shark Week, Masterchief777, leader of one of the competing factions within SNX, sought to take control of the alliance, setting out his stall and recruiting members into a provisional government so as to consolidate power. From there a hostile attitude towards differing views, an unwillingness to let the SNX membership decide for themselves who should lead, and a potential security leak to an unknown foreign nation led to increased opposition to his leadership attempt and his eventual expulsion from the alliance. Upon leaving, he formed the SNX Restoration Movement, and during Shark Week sought to destroy SNX by working with our enemies of the time to message members, seeking to pressure them into joining his alliance. This alliance later became the Galactic Guard, and is now the Allied Forces of the Revolutionary Order. Additionally, certain former members of SNX, now members of AFRO, defaulted on tech deals with Polar. Their actions caused Polar to cancel their treaty with us, which in turn led to Shark Week. These actions have gone unanswered for too long, and today Supernova X will rectify this. Thank you for your for time. I welcome all comments and queries.
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The end of the round is approaching fast and we in Krabz feel we need to roam freely and infest the world. Get your aircrafts ready, load up the nukes, and warn your soldiers. We are coming for all of you! TE, you got Krabz!
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