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Josephy Kony

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  1. The eyesores of the country were appalling to the Lord's sensibilities, but we have relented.  We are not prepared to face hundreds of nations.  Our foreign affairs minister was unaware that applicants to this grouping of nations were entitled to military privileges.  That individual was executed, as befits his egregious oversight.  We are now prepared for peace, on the terms of the New Pacific Order.  Hopefully everyone understands this was a minor trade dispute, we are a simple, poor people, only looking for resources to help our struggling population.  We must think of the children in times like these.

  2. The Congo is not prepared to fight hundreds of nations at once.  We accept this offer for peace.  However, we must denounce these unfair sanctions... it is cruel to inflict such economic measures on a nation.  It is the innocent who suffer.  We have the finest marble and water to offer... we are seeking trade deals, not destructive wars!

  3. This is a concern between two sovereign nations... I can apply to join the NATO, but it doesn't mean the NATO wants me.  If there is going to be other military backing involved, we are not prepared to face a larger force.  We are not the irrational ones... WE are the forces of PEACE, and we have an offer on the table.

  4. Even now, our intrepid commandant, Nixman Oryanga, has issued me this report from the front:

     

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    We have initiated the invasion of this disgusting country, Idaho, as per the Lord's will.  We have begun converting entire tribes in the name of Jesus.   We have seized and searched many vehicles and technologies.  The infrastructure was regarded as an eyesore by the men and quickly levelled.  The cowardly blasphemers ran in hordes, but we mowed them down before they could spread their heresy to other lands.  Our tanks stormed the border areas, causing mass chaos and confusion among the local populations.  A vast number of different faiths and houses of idolatry were encountered.  These devious structures were also considered eyesores, and appropriately levelled in accordance with the desires of the Lord.   We have suffered no losses and are already preparing tomorrow's offensive.  The bombers reported back with great success.  The missileers reported back with great success.  We are going to be continuing the purification of this land until their leader, gold1218, sees the one true faith.

     

  5. I, Joseph Kony, Supreme Leader of the Lord's Resistance Army, and the one true ruler of the Congo, Uganda, and others, hereby declare war on the Republic of Idaho!  gold1218, I will make the world aware of your transgressions.

     

    After multiple generous offers of foreign aid and trade negotiations, this loathsome country has refused to engage in any form of diplomacy.  This is unacceptable behavior for any nation.  They were warned of the consequences of ignoring our generous offer of marble and water, and now they will be punished.  Even now, loyal soldiers of the LRA are destroying the appalling infrastructure and heathenous defenders of Idaho.  A total accounting of the damage follows:

     

    4 tech DESTROYED

    4 tech SEIZED

    45 infrastructure DESTROYED

    512 HEATHENS SLAUGHTERED

    $200,000+ SEIZED

     

    It is important that we SEIZE these resources from those who would use it for blasphemous purposes.  The LRA suffered NO LOSSES during the righteous campaign.

     

    Our terms are as follows:

    We demand exports of cattle and fish.  

     

    A formal log of diplomatic cables will be maintained here, for all the world to see.  We are a transparent democracy, and carry ourselves as such:

     

     

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    To: gold1218    From: Josephy Kony    Date: 6/23/2018 11:44:49 AM

    Subject: Accept trade, or face war

     

    Message: We have been very patient waiting for your trade approval. If you do not give us your resources freely, we shall take them by force. You have 3 days to accept this trade offer or face the consequences!
     

     

     

    To: gold1218    From: Josephy Kony    Date: 6/23/2018 3:25:35 PM

    Subject: War Declared!

     

    Message: War has been declared on you by Josephy Kony for the following reason: Trade dispute

    You may access your War & Battles screen to view and manage this war. The pre-existing trade between your two nations has been automatically canceled.

     

     

    To: Josephy Kony    From: gold1218    Date: 6/23/2018 3:37:48 PM

    Subject: ???

     

    Message: You realize that I have an entire alliance behind me right?
     

    To: gold1218    From: Josephy Kony    Date: 6/23/2018 3:44:42 PM

    Subject: RE: ???

     

    Message: I am willing to accept peace. My only terms are a permanent trade agreement between our 2 nations. I will even restore what I have seized in battle.
     

    To: Josephy Kony    From: gold1218    Date: 6/23/2018 3:46:43 PM

    Subject: RE: ???

     

    Message: Lol oh no, there's no going back from this. Your nation will be destroyed
     

    To: gold1218    From: Josephy Kony    Date: 6/23/2018 3:54:28 PM

    Subject: RE: ???

     

    Message: We will continue our righteous defense as long as your war mongering sensibilities necessitate it. When you are ready to see peace as the way forward, for both our nations, we can both prosper. I am offering you the best possible deal right now.

     

     

     

     

  6. Joseph Kony of the Congo is seeking a trade circle.  We are willing to switch to any color, any resources, so long as we can be included in the international community.  It is a special cruelty to deprive a nation of desperately needed resources.  We have fine water and marble to trade, yet we are rejected by our callous neighbors.  We are willing to join any trade sphere, any international economic organization, to put an end to this disastrous economic depression.

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    The Mali Empire, being a week old, has determined that the only way it may survive in this world is by forming military alliances with other nations.  The West Florida Republic, under the outstanding leadership of Fulwar Skipwith, has joined with the Empire to form the Pagan Alliance of Green Nations.  These two small nations have also joined in on the Trans African trade circle to improve their economic fortunes.  Together, they seek to rise up and build an alliance that will grow to cover the entire world.  Through the bonds of economic and military partnership, no enemy can break the bond between these two countries.

     

  8. I apologize to everyone for this confusion.  datcyber deviously manipulated this circle into going to black team so we would all join his alliance.  Obviously this is absolutely unacceptable- this is an ECONOMIC pact only, and is not connected to any alliance.  It is for nations to trade with each other independent of alliance or military obligation.  As such, we have returned to green team as we try to build up this circle.

  9. As new nations, we should be DEMANDING the most money for the tech!  We are the ones building up sizeable empires through the labor force of our populations!  How dare those established countries attempt to buy techn at 1.5mil for 100.  This is an outrage!

  10. I, Sundiata Keita, through the strength of UNITY of the local tribes, have founded The Mali Empire.  The great chronicler, Ibn Khaldun, has generously offered to begin writing a recollection of important events in order to document our current affairs and ensure they are carefully inscribed into the pages of HISTORY.  His chronicle begins....

     

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    The Mali Empire was founded on 15 May, 2017.  How could such a small nation be referred to as an empire?  The story is indicative of why Sundiata Keita is the ruler of this great empire.  The Sosso empire, led by Soumaoro Kante, was an opportunistic state that fed upon the dying carcass of the Ghana Empire.  They swept across West Africa in their conquest for land, eventually subjugating the Mandinka people, among others.  Sundiata refused to allow this evil emperor dominate his people.  He discovered the spirit animal of Soumaoro, a rooster.  Sundiata gathered his people into a force to be reckoned with and came up with a military plan in order to defeat Soumaoro and the Sosso Empire.  The two armies met on the battlefield of Kirina.  Both leaders were sorcerers, and used their magic to intimidate the opposing forces.  However, Sundiata, being a skilled archer, attached the tip of a rooster's spur to his arrowhead and shot Soumaoro through the shoulder, draining him of his magic. 

     

    Sundiata then led his troops to a resounding victory over the Sosso.  He and his force returned to Niani, where they laid the foundations for a new empire, The Mali Empire.  The military conquest battle for independence was over, now the tedious work of nation building began.  Sundiata decided that the lead and marble that his people produced would not be enough to sustain the empire.  So he sent out many diplomats to foreign lands to find exotic and beneficial resources, such as gold and lumber.  He is currently attempting to form an economic pact between these foreign lands known as the Trans African Beginner Partnerhsip Pact, designed for new nations to assist each other.  Though progress is slow going, the economic advisors ensure the emperor that other lands will agree to this very lucrative partnership.

     

    In order to increase trade capacity, a massive effort was begun to build a harbor on the Sankarini river.  The project was quickly completed and serves to demonstrate the prowess of this new empire, the ability to unify its people to create great structures for the common good.  Several boats from far away lands have begun arriving, carrying with them not only valuable resources but also explorers and diplomats seeking to learn about this new empire.

     

  11. I'm attempting to get some of my trade partners to switch to black.  I will make the switch myself, datcyber, once you open a trade slot so we can initiate trade.

     

    I know there are many who question WHY we move to black.  Black team has the most nations and therefore the most opportunity  for trade.  I know this clashes with our original plans, but I think this trade pact will be better for it.

  12. Greetings,

    I've decided to create an efficient trade circle on GREEN designed for new nations.  The Trans African Beginner Partnership Pact is designed for us up and coming nations on the green team to assist each other by trade. New nations need particular resources to help them grow quickly and catch up to larger, more powerful nations that can potentially pose a threat.  It is important that we band together.  This is purely an economic agreement as of now, no military obligations result from members joining.  Now for the details:

     

    Marble- Sundiata Keita
    Lead- Sundiata Keita
    Aluminum-
    Fish- Fulwar Skipwith
    Gold-
    Oil-
    Rubber-
    Wheat- Fulwar Skipwith
    Iron-
    Lumber-
    Coal-
    Water-

     

    This will provide EIGHT bonus resources! Microchips, asphalt, construction, scholars, autos, radiation cleanup, steel, beer

     

    WHY is this so good for new nations?  Our biggest cost is INFRASTRUCTURE as we try to grow.  This provides all the resources that aid in infrastructure construction.  Gold and microchips are also provided to reduce the cost of tech, which can then be sold at a profit to larger nations.  I implore you to use the resource calculator to see the benefits your nation will experience as a participating member of this new economic bloc.  Simply post in this thread, or send me an in game message or trade offer in game to join!

     

  13. Please help!  My brother, Fulwar Skipwith, accidentally named his nation after himself instead of the name he wanted which was W Florida Republic.  I am asking for a moderator to please change his nation name so he can start playing instead of having to wait 5 days to delete and start over.  It was a minor mistake and hopefully we can fix it ASAP so we can all move on.  Here's his nation: http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=604085

     

    Thanks!

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