Princess kittens

It's my time to shine Jk jk, my years are outdated, I'm just here to make people mad. Everyone in te is a pussy, that's why nobody plays it anymore, y'all pussy ass birches

"defcon1, come please help me! im getting beaten me up again!" -LH's TE career Cmon, sonny. Grow balls. Sorry about this division 1 on d3 matchup, again. Get rekt, again.

I have invaded this autistic kid who calls himself "the mitten" He has refused to comply with my orders in a different game, I threatened him, and this is me backing up my threat. I expect others to retaliate, but I do not care. My beef is not with you. It's with this terrorist. I look forward to beating you into the ground, kid. You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of The Mitten. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Desired Religion: Voodoo Desired Government: Communist Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 638 Last Nuke Purchase: 1/23/2017 12:16:17 AM Last Wonder Purchase: 2/6/2017 Total Money: $1,427 Technology: 350.25 Levels Last Bill Payment: 2/8/2017 5:24:34 AM Trade Partners: Killianzall, Mars Colony, Custard Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 31, Navy XP: 1, Air Force XP: 158, Intelligence XP: 9 Assigned Generals: Air Force XP Level 108, Army XP Level 46 Total Aircraft: 2 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 8 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 8 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.

They wouldn't have been able to handle you a few days ago, they waited til after the RE war to strike to seem tough and all when their war stats will be slightly better, but it makes them look like !@#$%*es for doing it this way. no balls, nlon. My nation isn't even militarized, come get it

you are a disappointing successor, kid. What kind of blitz was that? You really suck, you know? Your attention whoring is incredible. Almost as bad as Junka. You're literally Junka. (side note to Darrin, black out those war stats in your signature, ain't look so hot, sweetheart) *goes back to TE and milk*

oooooohhhh drama. yea, NLON needs some leadership, that's for sure. This seems like a personal spout, should be fun to watch

What Kool aid are you drinking? I thought I already debunked this fake news. I never had Roman empire reborn attack you, they are pathetic. You think after we destroyed them, we said oh go hit UN? They are literally junka puppets, we don't swing that way. And I certainly don't. You had 4 top nations, were we supposed to let you whale and hug them pixels? It was a fair fight, we got the better of you because we are better fighters. Then you beg to Druid to save you. You wack, bro

Slow clap Druid wolf pack ain't the bravest souls. I'm not your dad, but I think you need a spanking

Barely putting up a fight, son? I am almost out-damaging you and I have no nukez. let's talk about money. To: President of Bajor From: princess kittens Date: 1/26/2017 7:22:50 PM Subject: Battle Report Message: You have been attacked by princess kittens. During the battle the enemy was reported to have taunted you with the words 'This Is My War Face'. You lost 6,975 soldiers and 0 tanks. You killed 3,130 soldiers and 587 tanks. Their forces razed 22.190 miles of your land, stole 3.012 technology, and destroyed 30.118 infrastructure. Their forces looted $37,043.03 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. 1/21/2017 3:22:38 AM damaged Ruler: princess kittens Roman Empire Yabland Ruler: Yablecki United Nations Gather Intelligence Success, Not Caught Details You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Yabland. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Desired Religion: Hinduism Desired Government: Communist Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 300 Last Nuke Purchase: 1/21/2017 12:29:42 AM Last Wonder Purchase: 1/16/2017 Total Money: $988,920 1/21/2017 3:23:42 AM damaged Ruler: princess kittens Roman Empire Russia Ruler: LetsWar United Nations Gather Intelligence Success, Not Caught Details You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Russia. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Desired Religion: Christianity Desired Government: Federal Government Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 50 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: 1/17/2017 Total Money: $10,945 Considering we have been your only challenge, RER really didn't contribute to your war stats anyway, we have outdamaged you, I have money (mitten and neptune can live off just dry cat food they will be fine). We declare early Victory.

I'm a female don't assume my gender it's very obvious I'm a female.

low key plotting your murder for your cruel and unusual actions. eric will take care of me, i will use his fighting "skills" for proxy wars against the RE

Worse than me beating your ass? http://tournament.cybernations.net/war_information.asp?ID=43 just in case you need a reminder. Remember your roots, son. You lose to your master every time, unless you dedicate to me. Yes, you will worship and feed me TWICE a day, and I will teach you everything and rip up your couch and play with stuff I'm not supposed to and ignore toys you buy for me. Meow Meow. A troll message is a troll message, sonny. The UN message is fake and edited. To: princess kittens From: LandofFreedom Date: 1/17/2017 4:58:37 PM Subject: I am ATG Message: I have 50 multis in SE

Lol, wow. Why would I use Roman empire reborn to attack the UN? They are the worst te alliance. I have much better contacts if I really wanted to hurt you. Not an alliance that we just destroyed. I don't even care about UN, in fact I know one of your boys, he used to be in SDS. Good man. I have better bones to pick than someone I don't even know. Anyway, that was a message to them trolling them, and they edited some of it to make me look bad. Jack Layton likes to think he's a legend, but he's a joke. Lord Darrin isn't even serious enough to be considered a joke. I'm surprised they had a little success. To: landoffreedom From: princess kittens Date: 1/16/2017 5:51:19 PM Subject: Good Day Message: Darrin and Land, How are you doing? The war did not go very well for you, I understand. We do not expect much from AM, even with a Monster on loan. Of course, if you had me, I could have The Mitten and Neptune ZIed right now. 20 million in $%&*, and next round I will teach you how to beat them, they will never get past 20k in the whole round, and that is a promise. Now, as for what went wrong is you bought Nukes the first chance you could. Easy dismantle, destroy you in everything else. I wish I could have had the pleasure to take 3 of you down, but RE didn't even need me, the greatest fighter of all time, to destroy weaklings such as yourself. You even had "legends" like Jack Layton join, and as in SE, he sucked against a real challenge. You thought we were easy pickings, this is my turf. Get off my lawn, kids. im loyal AF to my sons, Neptune and Mitten. But I do accept money in other games for hits among other services Oh, and if I were to ever train Lord Darrin and the rest of his joker friends, Neptune and Mitten wouldn't only be ZIed, we would be collecting their tears too! How bout that, eh? But just like SE, they are !@#$ and we beat their ass yet again. Look at Darrin's se wars numbers, thanks to warring me three or four times they ain't so hot. Then he comes to te, and tries attacking us on day 7 with nukes. Look at them, look at us. Who won? Now, give me a challenge, UN, I'm hungry for casualties. Meow.meow let the apocalypse be forced upon you. (Btw, Neptune and Mitten run RE, I'm just their residential slut, stray cat, and loving mother. I'm just there because The Mitten needs me to nurture him, and his brother Neptune can't handle such a crazy energetic brat by himself)