Hombre Sabio

I'm so confused...I thought Monsters was Planet Bob's short bus.

I can't believe we actually agree on something peace boy!

You don't need to be active to hide in peace mode like their "leader". ROFLMAO

What an inspiring leader for SNX! Hunka Junka starts wars with Animalz and Monsters, get's his ass kicked and runs to peace mode. Classic.

To: Jack Layton From: Hombre Sabio Date: 10/29/2016 2:06:31 PM Subject: Battle Report Message: You have been attacked by Hombre Sabio. You lost 78 soldiers and 0 tanks. You killed 108 soldiers and 6 tanks. Their forces razed 0.021 miles of your land, stole 4.519 technology, and destroyed 15.555 infrastructure. Their forces looted $0.33 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled. -- Woohoo....33¢....looks like Monsters had made layton a pathetic shell of a nation.

I am also happy to continue to provide training for the unwitting disciples of my hero Hunka Junka. Please send more my way ASAP as your idol jack layton is no competition.

Hardin finds us special people on the short bus. Come on man...haven't you been keeping up?

If you want to understand my perspective you are broke Hunka Junka! To: Immortan Junka From: Hombre Sabio Date: 10/28/2016 8:54:50 PM Subject: Spy Operation Attack Message: A spy operation has been launched against your nation. In the attack the enemy spies targeted your federal reserves and managed to destroy $28,226.68 money. In the attack your counter spies managed to kill 3 enemy spies and the identity of the attacker has been publicly revealed.

The slime bucket still has $7m so still may be able to afford some powdered milk...until I'm finished with him anyway. You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of NDPstan. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 10/24/2016 1:25:38 AM Last Bill Payment: 10/25/2016 12:00:16 AM Desired Religion: Shinto Desired Government: Republic Threat Level: Severe Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 660 Last Nuke Purchase: 10/25/2016 12:00:32 AM Last Wonder Purchase: 9/25/2016 Total Money: $7,503,975 Technology: 105.01 Levels Trade Partners: kingdom of india, The State, Morphine, Sacre Sang, Empire of Man

Tell that to the soldier that just lost his buddy in the foxhole next to him...

Close...more like another notch in the gun though.

This sir is why you are a complete idiot.

Sound like a good symbiotic realtionship. Monsters are happy to continue their assitance in this matter !

Cool. Bring on your tiny nations for practice. I'll gladly be their punching bag! LMFAO!

I have defensive slots open for any sub-10K bottom dweller nations that want a fight. The lower tiers are where monsters thrive. We are like cockroaches, you can never get rid of us and we will irritate you for eons.