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  1. I'm very pleased to finally see this posted. a treaty full of win, grats everyone 0/.
  2. Lmao let me be honest here I did ask a legit question even though I didn't expect anyone to have an autism meltdown while answering and expressing his feelings..good job rebel vigina now go and sit relax and drink a beer old man cheers xd.
  3. He will need to coup me xd,but I support RFI be lead by our lovely Dragon one day and you are being quite the instigator here....not sure how your fellow NGers feel about this .
  4. Tell us how you really feel little one 🙂
  5. We don't care about your opinion you are irrelevant and a bottom feeder let the big boys handle this and go crawl back under a rock junka jr.
  6. I'm proud of being one of the architects of this beautiful and wonderful alliance currently the 3rd most powerful and larger alliance. Our union endures, unbowed, unbent,unbroken . We move forward with heads held high into a new era of prosperity and achievement pushing to new heights. Thanks to my brothers and sisters in the union and our wonderful allies cheers. 😍
  7. Oh look the little girl is jealous again. And who cares as long as our allies are happy is al it matters. Btw this thread is about ftw - odn cancellation not about your obsession with claws or our treaties.
  8. I'm Glad to finally see this posted., cheers 0/ Wayward sons have Claws.
  9. posting from my cellphone and it looks fine to me xd. 0/ TTK
  10. mdoap with TTK Hard to Match Knights n Claws Preamble: In order to more properly sharpen our respective implements of destruction, CLAWS and The Templar Knights hereby mutually agree to sign this Pact of Mutual Defense and Optional Attacking + Benefits. Article I: Mutual :WUB: The Templar Knights and CLAWS agree to respect the sharpness of each other’s chosen weapons of destruction and justice. Both alliances shall respect the techniques used to care for their tools, and shall not interfere with each other’s best practices. Article II: Keep Pointy Things to Oneself We all agree that we shall not use our weapons against each other. CLAWS members shall use the scratching posts provided, and TTK shall use their training grounds to get pent up frustration and aggression out. Article III: C’mon Do Something In times of war, we reserve the right to tag team with sharp pointed objects (see aforementioned swords and claws…) either in retaliation or just for the fun of it.if it interests us'' In times of everything in-between, all forms for mutual cooperation and assistance are accepted (along with all major credit cards). Article IV: Creature of the Knight Both parties agree to protect the interests of the other in good faith and solidarity, and to maintain open channels to assure clarity, charity, and communication. Spying on one another shall not be permitted, and both alliances will share information should they learn of espionage conducted on the other. In times of peace, friends. Article V: The Back Stab If either back stabs the other, we know that the other has a sharp implement, and aren’t afraid to use it. But before getting that far, a 48 hour period is established and agreed upon to dissolve this pact with hand shaking instead. Signed for The Templar Knights, Merick – Grand Master Rustikus – Marshal of Defense The AamericanRepublic – Marshal of Foreign Affairs Mandystalin – Marshal of Internal Affairs King Irwin / Lord Konstantine / TheSlamAnderson, Elder Councillors, allegedly Signed for CLAWS, Co-leaders: Jazzy & Al Bundy Grand Inquisitor: Randalla Minister of Economics: Tehol Minister of Foreign Affairs: Clawde Minister of Internal Affairs: Magical Muslim
  11. As a pink team senator. I'm glad that you have chosen pink the best sphere ...you have my blessing go forth multiply and fill planet Bob.
  12. Freedom Really A Novel Zinger Preamble In the year of our Doomtender of 2019, we find ourselves at an impasse. Nobody wants to make the first move, shuffling their feet and averting their gaze as if they are at Jazzy's school disco. Little did we know that a nefarious individual had already come up with a most ingenious plan. They were going to get the party kicking, not with some lame formal gesture, but by spiking the punch with Tenochtitlan branded tequila. After this happened, people fell about the place, doing such unspeakable acts that we can't repeat them here, but can in private. Naturally, this gave us cause to go up their and confront this potential threat and deal with them in the most unexpected of ways. We offered them our hand, and they reciprocated with a fist bump. Now we are brothers! Article 1 The first matter we agreed on was that while we both like to boogie to the beats of MC Rey who honestly isn't that Great, we couldn't get too rowdy while dancing. As a result we came to the mutual agreement that as eskimo brothers, that we would not harm the other and that nothing would get in our way. Article 2 Here is the four one one folks. Say some gangster is dissing your fly girl, you just give them a good bottling in order to get them back into line. The gangster that is, after all we AREN'T called Bill or whatever. Article 3 Noting the importance of a clear and concise message, we disregard those notions. Instead, both parties have agreed that clear communication and coordination is essential in maintaining the balance of a healthy business relationship. We might do it through Private Message, we might do it via Discord, we might do it via IRC, we might do it via the back passage. Who knows, but we can double stack the matter and provide information to the other party if we discover information which might be detrimental to both entities. This could be if someone makes a threat, if someone makes a thread, if someone wanted to spy, if somebody wanted to fry or if someone wanted to blackmail us over photos of Claude again. We are watching you, brick wall! Article 4 CLAWS shall erect a full-size replica statue of Steeldor within Randalla. Article 5 There may come a time where we need to place a hit on someone or crash a party we have not been invited to. Fear not, but with the power of the Steeldor, they won't be able to object or complain. Hide your wives, hide your girlfriends, hide your polygraph machines, we may be coming to town if we can agree on a time or date because you know... we can't simply cancel on that White Chocolate tasting session. Article 6 We reserve the right to a fair and unequal economical relationship when it comes to fiscal aid, may it be through cash, aid, hookers or nukes. Article 7 If it turns out that somebody acted in a way or a manner that made us feel bad, now that's pretty bad! For after all, those are our feelings, and nobody has the right to break those if we don't want them to. So, first we would say to the other party "No" and then we'd get out of there after the 72 hour deadline had elapsed. Article 8 It was brought to our attention that dying tickles and that the span has declined in the past few years, so we reserve the right to an external audit whenever it is deemed worthwhile. Signatures For CLAWS Co-leaders: White Chocolate & Jazzy Grand Inquisitor: Randalla Minister of Defense: AL Bundy Minister of Economics: jazzy Minister of Foreign Affairs: Claude Minister of Internal Affairs: Magical Muslim For Doombird Doomcave Lord Emperor: Steeldor
  13. FTW: DM, how much damage did it do to my companion? DM: 1. Argent: Only? I thought it took a few swings? DM: It tried. It has a -3 attack and no weapons proficiency. Only one hit actually landed. CLAWS: Maybe we can befriend it. Is it cute? DM: It had a charisma of 6. It's pretty ugly. CLAWS: Nevermind. Let's kill it FTW: No, let's just teach it a lesson and let it go. Legion: Do you think it'll learn? FTW: I'm feeling generous. I hit the goblin with the flat side of my blade and say, "I'm feeling nice, so don't come back, okay?" DM: The goblin's constitution is pretty weak, and it squeals and nods, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry," sobbing, and runs off. FTW: OK, we're done here. Let's go. DM: A few minutes later, the goblin returns with two snarling friends. FTW: I thought we had an agreement? DM: They don't understand. Argent: I cast tongues and explain that we don't want to hurt them. DM: They don't understand. Argent: Why not? DM: -5 Intelligence modifier. GATO: But I've never met creatures with so many negative modifiers... Maybe we don't have to... DM: Too bad. They rolled a 6 Wisdom check and decided to attack. Legion: How are you rolling so poorly? DM: I didn't. I rolled an 11. They have -5 wisdom. Anyway, in spite of your forgiveness and attempt to let them go unharmed, they charge blindly at FTW. Roll For Initiative
  14. I knew you'd come back for more spankings.😉
  15. I am quite, quite pleased to see this treaty come to fruition. All of the above alliances have earned my trust, and my respect. rock on. o/ RFI
  16. hey NADC feel free to join pink, maroon suxs anyways xd.
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