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[quote name='Lord Caparo' timestamp='1332168057' post='2940213'] I already have. twice. [/quote] Where in your smartassed dumbass response did you answer if this guy is going to be held responsible for paying reps like a real alliance?

[quote name='Lord Caparo' timestamp='1332165938' post='2940206'] I will state this again to the be as clear as possible as it seems you dont understand anything unless it makes you look good. He attacked for Mongols and Kaskus, he may be one nation, but he did it because he liked what we do, for this we see him as an alliance and kaskus and Mongols will only accept peace if he gets it to. [/quote] Answer the !@#$@#$ question and quit acting like such a hard ass.

This is a horrible thread and you should be ashamed. I'm disgusted. I'll be in the car.

We had a newbie that created a thread called 'This Week in Cybernations' within our forums a while back. He provided a few weeks of really decent summations of what happened on the OWF. He was able to tolerate about a month and a half of this !@#$.

[quote name='Evella Vada' timestamp='1331940851' post='2939086'] Well. I get plenty of attention, so its pretty nice. How's your day going? [/quote] Re-read this in front of a mirror.

[quote name='Evella Vada' timestamp='1331940118' post='2939073'] He is right. The more people that post the bigger my ego gets. Its about to bust D= [/quote] That's amazing. So, what's it like to be [i]about as pathetic as one could be without being a homeless, autistic, limbless 2 year old abandoned on a minefield[/i]?

[quote name='Evella Vada' timestamp='1331939621' post='2939065'] I'd like to announce that I have made the EZI list of NSO. Who else will join me in my campagin? Help me become the most hated person in CN. Evella2012 unknownsmurf of NSO plans to leave NSO to join UNSC and become the Minister of Foreign Affairs. Just thought I would let NSO know, for doing me such a favor. [/quote] He already left NSO to join Kaskus to fight GOONS, idiot.

[quote name='ShouAS' timestamp='1331939314' post='2939062'] 1) If you want attention that bad go find some teenage males I am sure they will be happy to oblige, stop *&^% posting here, no one cares about you. 2) DUDE, that would be amazing, you are just working at your desk and you get the munchies, and them bam you can eat some paperweights and you dont even have to get up, and food doesn't have to be light, I hear bacon rockets are heavy. [/quote] I didn't think that post was worth keeping around, but since you quoted it....either the paperweight would have to taste like !@#$, or your papers would be disco. Therefore, still useless. Might as well buy a burrito and use it to hold your laptop down, until you get hungry. Also, Peggy Sue bacon rockets.

tsk, tsk, tsk. Yeah, you people will never learn.

[quote name='Gibsonator21' timestamp='1331841042' post='2938464'] That right there is the difference between Fark's beer reviews and GOONS' plays (and other joke terms). Fark didn't actually care, their terms were more just to be a light-hearted joke; like Evil said, they had a plagiarized review and all they did was call them out in a joking way - they didn't hold them at war or go back to war. GOONS' terms are the end-all-be-all, where if they don't meet the "standards" you continue fighting. Which is fine, you win the war you dictate the terms. But they don't really compare to others joke terms like you seem to be trying to say. For the record, I think the mercy board does have some great moments. A lot of bad ones too, but some great ones. [/quote] Perhaps I misunderstood the purpose of the beer reviews, then. What you're saying is...they were agreed upon by both parties, no strings attached, regardless of whether the people completed them or not, for the sole purpose of pretending to force someone into performing a task as a "peace term". The beer reviews (despite the outrage expressed by several individuals - as per 905's post) weren't actually a required task to be performed by a party surrendering to Fark. Am I getting this straight? Why would outrage be expressed and the practice canned if they [i]weren't[/i] a requirement for peace? The definition of a requirement for peace means that the alternative to performing the task is remaining at war, am I right?

[quote name='EViL0nE' timestamp='1331828972' post='2938399'] First, Fark granted peace with the beer or video game (or milk?) review as a term. In other words, they stopped fighting first and expected the term to be fulfilled afterwards. Something GOONS did not do. Second, I believe Matt Miller (though maybe someone else?) actually plagiarized their beer reviews, we (I was in Fark at the time) called them out over it, in a "what? copy and pasted beer reviews? what a waste of an opportunity to drink beer!" sort of way, and moved on. In case it hasn't this dead horse hasn't been beaten on enough. Fark pushed the beer reviews originally in the spirit of "hey, we like beer our forums have numerous beer reviews let's see if we can give a term that isn't lolcripplingtech and can open a line of communication regarding a common interest and have some fun". GOONS pushes their mercy board as a way to make tangible the superior political position granted them by DH/PB over their opposition and to see how much ooc "humilation" they can force people to accept to remove themselves from a war. [/quote] It seems you've been buying into that pathetic line of reasoning that was first created by Schattenmann, himself. Our mercy board is defined by exactly what you defined your beer reviews with..."let's see if we can give a term that isn't (whatever this word is)...and have some fun". Many people have expressed their appreciation for our mercy board, and most that follow through come out of the experience with a positive attitude. Lord Caporo (the leader of Kaskus, whom we're currently at war with) even recently stopped by our mercy board to ask for terms he could do just for the hell of it. When provided with these two options: [quote author=Dr Beefstupid link=topic=11216.msg117622#msg117622 date=1330327013] [size=14pt]Option #1[/size] Photoshop Nicolas Cage so that he's wearing Donald Duck's trademark sailor suit. Remember that Donald Duck wears no pants, so to keep things work safe, make sure he's wearing boxers that have little tiny Nicolas Cage faces on them. [size=14pt]Option #2[/size] Write us a 600 word or longer article on the mating habits of Q*berts. [/quote] ....he lost interest, I guess. Reviewing those terms, I can't see how such a thing could be considered 'humiliating'. This is not to say that we haven't requested humiliating terms before, per se...in special cases, when a person has demonstrated they're never going to complete terms in the first place and/or have been a complete asshat to our alliance, then yes...terms have been adjusted to meet the scenario. e: to address the fact that you peaced out with people prior to production of the beer reviews, we've had too many people *escape to peace mode and then enter a protected AA to get away scot-free. *see UPN's acceptance of UOKMB members during Roguefest 2010. Peggy Sue, forever in our hearts.

[quote name='Hiro Nakara' timestamp='1331820238' post='2938366'] I'm glad you agree that your members incompetence made them rush a response which was laden with !@#$. Now that wasn't hard was it? [/quote] I see you've missed why I put your words in quotation marks. How can you expect to understand a response to one of your questions when you can't even identify reasons for punctuation? It makes perfect sense that you considered all the replies to be a series of unintelligible symbols.

[quote name='Hiro Nakara' timestamp='1331815990' post='2938361'] So in short they words weren't confusing and your members were just incompetent enough to browse past that then spew !@#$. Got it, thanks for clarifying. It almost rates alongside "Hiro had someone pay his debts" WRONG! [/quote] No, "they words weren't confusing". Are you done spewing broken English at me while trying in vain to draw as much attention as possible to your own ignorance, or is there yet [i]another[/i] turd you've spray painted and doused in patchouli oil you've got in your pocket?

[quote name='Hiro Nakara' timestamp='1331813208' post='2938355'] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Were getting somewhere now. Nice avoidance of what I asked. I'm quite sure as in 110% sure the many people that have known me prior to goons would disagree with you about what type of person I was. It just took a year plus of being around scum for it to affect me. As far as side stepping I don't see you really answering what i said, so hmmm, excuse me if I apply that to yourself. If I were to worry about significance in this place I'd be a seriously sad individual. Luckily for you I don't really care about what neck beards think of me, or in fact anyone in this realm. If your members come out with completely stupid !@#$ or untrue !@#$, then I will correct it, I can't help that seems to be a regular occurrence now. Now the pleseantries are out the way, again, I ask this in the vain hope you wont skirt around it with insults. [b]Was this really that hard to follow? What part of this is unclear or hazy? or in fact would lead you to be confused enough about it to post !@#$ comments that were untrue?[/b] [/quote] You've been around scum all your life, Hiro. The small portion of it you spent in GOONS didn't make you what you are. Sidestepping is defined by avoiding an issue, as you have been by posting 'lern 2 reed' in response to multiple posts by GOONS members. I'm glad you're not worried about being a sad individual...one can only assume your complacency in avoiding becoming one led to your current state as one. Unfortunately for you, being able to correct people on something requires a certain level of intelligence of a subject in query. Being unable to eloquently address a counterpoint is your own downfall. As for your persistent questioning of your ridiculous post: as has been stated before, mere mention of an action does not define "bragging". Your own complications with deciphering of the English language led to your misguided conclusion that Beefspari was bragging. Question answered, move on.

[quote name='Hiro Nakara' timestamp='1331812086' post='2938347'] Maybe being around a bunch of dwellers and fools for so long rubbed off badly on me? The responses that mattski and sirbilly came out with were wrong. Instead of responding to the post they were in too much of a hurry to respond to the poster and left themselves wide open for comments like that, hardly my fault. Just like all you can do right now is criticize my typing. Other than that you don't really have much to say. It does give me great pleasure knowing I was the worst GOON, it really is a compliment. Coupled with your "Hiro is my biggest Failure" comment, it just swells my heart with a feeling of accomplishment. [/quote] No, I'm quite sure you had the potential to become what you are now, I'm just surprised that it took a trigger like a fake ragequit from an alliance that was finally beginning to shun you to make you come out of your proverbial shell. Yes, we see what you are now, waving your flair around and side-stepping like a brain-damaged chimp attempting to escape from animal rights activists who are kidnapping it from a medical testing facility. You've banished yourself to Methrage-level significance and can't completely come to terms with that fact. By all means, lead a verbal assault on GOONS every chance you get. I'm sure people like Schattenmann appreciate the eloquence and dignity you bring to the anti-GOONS movement.