Pacifican Leadership Continues to Hide In War Mode
Good evening ladies and gentlemen of Planet Bob, this is your Pacific Press late night news hour! It's breaking news time here in the news room, as reports are flooding in from every nook and cranny on the front lines that the cowardly, inept Pacifican leaders and military commanders are desperately hiding in war mode. For weeks now, enemies from all over the war have been insisting that our leaders were too busy tucking their tails between their legs and hiding from the war, leaving the grunts to do the dirty work. Well, now it's been confirmed that almost every single leader is in fact, hiding! In war mode, that is.
It is only thanks to the brilliant organization and sheer moral superiority of our enemies that these revelations have been brought to light. We now present you with cold statistical proof that the leadership of the New Pacific Order are the spineless fools that hide in their bunkers, day in, day out!
Not pictured: cowardice.
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