Rushments

Shut up, no one has even heard of you.

My determinations are final Auctor.

Just mad he didn't do MI6.

This seems very typical of a Friday satire-only funny though the standard layer of beer and boredom. Unfortunately I have neither to make it funny.

Just mad he didn't do MI6.

He did, it's under NSO.

Sadly I laughed, because it's fairly dead on

The Gauls have been dead for a while now, time to move on.

DO NOT QUESTION MY WRITINGS

I am female will u whiteknight me?

Should have called it "Rush to Judgement"

I laughed, I cried, I lost five pounds!

this would be funny if

Just mad he didn't do MI6.

Pretty much this.

TL;DR

"Rush said bad things about people I am associated with, I troll nao."

oh god the butthurt in the OP is just painful to read

oh god the butthurt in the OP is just painful to read

Pretty much.

Nah, I've seen butts hurt before.. usually when I'm kicking them.. this is just satire. Pretty funny mockery of Rush. I've found both material enjoyable. You guys should keep fighting... we can turn you into a weekend CN soap opera.

I cannot deny that I giggled somewhat.

lmao, good read IYIth

lol, you sound like Rush

This was pretty well written.

Satire should be short, but it's a worthy try, Myth.

(Rush's judgments are also a worthy attempt: some of their defects are basically inevitable, and few that criticize them would be able to do better, IMHO.)

Yo IYIth, *gall*

I agree with jerdge. One paragraph, maybe two, would have been better.

Still, it hit close to the mark.

But, Myth, you have missed the point entirely. He is better than you. You aren't worthy of even licking the Cheetos dust from his fingertips.

-Craig