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The Sands of time running through my fingers like crack cocaine

Posted by Tidy Bowl Man , 08 October 2013 · 358 views

I've spent the last five years being a degenerate living in China. A degenerate who has laughingly called himself an English Language Teaching Professional. In December, I'm going to be moving back to 'Murika and getting a McJob. I'll even have a quaint little stall in the barn to lay down my weary head at night after selling my soul to corporate 'Murika.
 
With any luck I'll have coworkers who stoutly believe slaughtering little brown folks half way around the world somehow makes 'Murika a safer place. They'll also tell me that socialism and communists run the world. Rand Paul really is somehow a nice guy. And Leroy Jenkins or something.
 
I'll once again be able to visit the 'Murikan Behavioral Experimentation and Stupidification Laboratory (walmart) and observe the byproducts of five generaitons of more of incest and/or bestiality at work.
 
I serve as a moderator on /r/tefl on reddit, which takes up roughly 10 seconds of my time a day. 8 of those seconds usually involves me calling someone a few filthy names. I mean really, if you are going to be a moderator why not abuse your position and be a dick? It gives me something to do.
 
I know a few of you little peckerwoods are thinking of moving to some rattarsed little hovel halfway around the world to sate your desire to finally for the first time have sexual relations. Others are suddenly realizing the 4.5 years and thousands of dollars you invested in your liberal arts major would have been better spent peddling yourself to strange sweaty fat men on a street corner. Some of you are chronic losers who couldn't hold a job in 'Murika if your life depended on it.
 
I say this to you.
 
Teaching English in a foreign land is not for everyone and neither is living in a foreign land for everyone.
 
also, donuts.
 
any and all questions may or may not be answered, got some serious drinking to do before my evening classes.
 
Ciao.
 
 
 
 




I find it difficult to comprehend. An american teaching english? 

 

Welcome home, i guess, in advance. 

 

We now have an african american guy in the oval office btw. 

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Tidy Bowl Man
Oct 08 2013 01:48 AM

I don't teach jack squat, I'm a serious entertainer at best.

 

Yeah I heard about that fellow  in the oval office, bit surprised about that bit.

Minus the teaching English and American part, you are a lot like me.....

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Tidy Bowl Man
Oct 08 2013 03:55 AM

I'm sorry to hear that, you can improve your lot though, work hard, you'll get through this.

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HeroofTime55
Oct 08 2013 10:19 PM

I might move to Denmark, but why in the world would you ever move to a slum of a country like China?

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Ernesto Che Guevara
Oct 09 2013 03:31 PM

You must have huge hands for crack to run through your fingers. Or the sands of time are huge granules. Crack isn't a powder. 

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Tidy Bowl Man
Oct 10 2013 09:59 PM

You must have huge hands for crack to run through your fingers. Or the sands of time are huge granules. Crack isn't a powder. 

 

 

They be true lady pleasers for real.

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Tidy Bowl Man
Oct 10 2013 10:06 PM

I might move to Denmark, but why in the world would you ever move to a slum of a country like China

 

I despise everything and anything Eurotrash. China has that certain rough edge to it that makes slipping through the cracks of society a much easier task than an over-regulated craphead like Denmark. My cousin lives there, other than the excellent medical care she's got nothing nice to say about the place. A bunch of overly pretensious little minded people in a tiny little country that rolled over and spread its legs for the Germans in WW2.

 

You are welcome to it.

Going to Australia for vacation, any thoughts?

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