The Boris Blog of Bacon

No environmentally-friendly "control their population with insect predators" option? For shame.

No environmentally-friendly "control their population with insect predators" option? For shame.

The non-direct ways usually aren't as entertaining.

I'll admit it, I get out my nukes.

I guess nuclear weaponry is close enough to dousing them with gasoline and tossing a match.

However, I find the infestation here to be most unworthy of destruction and I wish them no harm whatsoever.

While their forms of communication are seemingly foreign to conventional practices, their many-legged methods of self-contemplation also contribute to the exploration of our selfsame universal questions of production, power, war and peace.

I guess nuclear weaponry is close enough to dousing them with gasoline and tossing a match.

However, I find the infestation here to be most unworthy of destruction and I wish them no harm whatsoever.

While their forms of communication are seemingly foreign to conventional practices, their many-legged methods of self-contemplation also contribute to the exploration of our selfsame universal questions of production, power, war and peace.

this does not compute

We will eat you faster than we ate that Russian soldier in the Crystal Skull.

I am surprised that not one sane soul exists on the internet, I would've thought the poison one would've had at least one by now. Oh well, I too admit it, I would use weapons grade uranium.