Chimaera Callout
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It is with my greatest pleasure that I announce to the world the birthday of one Chimaera, lord high protector of our hearts and minds, the benevolent fish, the unmistakable disciple and prophet of Teapotism, he who shall not be allowed to do any diplomacy because holy !@#$ is he bad at it, dear leader, M, and last but not least the operative of my heart.
We can only hope he provide the world with even more riveting substance this year, granted, considering how low he set the bar this past year it shouldn't be too difficult. In keeping up with the season it is important to note that Chimaera's accomplishments over the past year include managing to not get eaten by any species, especially by notoriously vicious members of the opposite sex. Unfortunately, Chimaera was unable to mate this year and frankly if you can believe from what we've heard from the girls it's mostly because of the size of his tail.
But here's hoping one year closer to death changes all of that.
Happy Birthday, teapot.
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