AAAAAAAAAAGGGG Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 [center][img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100126180044/cybernations/images/6/6d/VEflag.png[/img][img]http://i42.tinypic.com/2uehd0i.png[/img][/center] [u]The Internet Dating Accords[/u] [b]Preamble[/b] The Viridian Entente (henceforth known as VE) and Umbrella, coming together to ensure the safety of both alliances and to not appear creepy when messaging strangers on the internet, agree to the terms outlined below. [b]Article I – Plenty of Fish[/b] Both signatories recognize the sovereignty of each alliance and that although a little advice on how to approach the opposite gender is appreciated, VE and Umbrella each retain the right to choose whichever path they feel will benefit them most. [b]Article II – Okcupid[/b] VE and Umbrella agree to show guy love to each other, in public and in private. If there is an issue that arises, it will be handled in private. [b]Article III – Adult Friend Finder[/b] Though sometimes VE and Umbrella may find themselves attracted to the same internet profile, they shall not fight over it. If a signatory infringes on a profile that the other signatory was totally going to score with, that signatory will say sorry and make up for it by setting them up on a date with their sister. [b]Article IV – eHarmony[/b] VE and Umbrella both agree that the ultimate goal of internet dating is to meet a person irl. If someone accuses either party of their dating methods on the internet to be “$%&*ing stupid”, the other signatory is obligated to back up the other with military, financial, diplomatic, or wingman assistance. [b]Article V – Match.com[/b] Should a signatory's internet date look like the "open-minded" type, that signatory may invite the other to join in a Devil's Threesome. If the other signatory finds that to be too creepy, they are not under any obligation to join. [b]Article VI – Credit Card Cancellations[/b] If either party decides that Internet Dating just isn’t their thing, they may cancel the pact and give 48 hours’ notice to the other signatory prior to the official cancellation. [b]Signed for VE,[/b] [img]http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r160/qinqe/VE/AS6veGreatSeal.gif[/img] [i]Solaris[/i], Lord of the Entente [i]Impero[/i], Duke of the Entente [i]TypoNinja[/i], Secretary of State [i]Goldielax25[/i], Secretary of Defense [i]Audran[/i], Secretary of the Interior [i]Kayvaan Shrike[/i], Secretary of Economics [b]Signed for Umbrella,[/b] [img]http://www.isymbol.net/umb/godparrot.gif[/img] Roquentin, Triumvir NFL Generic, Triumvir mrcalkin, Triumvir Natan, Field Marshal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Took an oath, stick it out to the end. FIRST! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromp Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 This is good t osee. Congratulations to both of our friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilien Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 It's not very often that I get excited about a treaty these days, but this is an exception. Fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willij Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Congrats guys. match.com is the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 That's some good allies you've signed with there, VE. Cheers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TypoNinja Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 This treaty gives me flash backs to my days before firefox and adblock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcalkin Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 I went into the Q&A with reservations and came out very impressed with VE and what your alliance is about. I look forward to working with y'all into the future. Also, Goldie, you're going to lose Turkey :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Z Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Glad to see two great alliances get together! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warrior Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Congratulations to both signatories. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCRABT Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Congratulations to both you guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sognatore Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 gratz guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Impero Romano Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Awww yea o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drizuz Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Lot's of Awesomeness Here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheistRepublican Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Oh, congrats to you both! Umbrella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernsters Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 ooooh, hefty, Congrats to you guys! and best of luck in the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
commander thrawn Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Very nice treaty guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derwood1 Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Nice Treaty! Congrats to you both especially to our allies in Umbrella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feanor Noldorin Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Congrats to VE and to my fellow Parasolians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanaetos Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Now this is the definition of awesome. o/ VE o/ Umbrella ella ella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Scott Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Everything about this treaty is literally terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schad Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 A fine-looking treaty, though I hope that you both used your real pictures...would be a shame to end up face-to-face only to discover that you're both morbidly obese long-haul truckers from Alabama. Unless, y'know, that's what you were looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorbolt Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 [quote name='LJ Scott' date='19 April 2010 - 06:18 PM' timestamp='1271722662' post='2267058'] Everything about this treaty is literally terrible. [/quote] [i]literally[/i] I think I like it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 congrats to our allies in VE. Did you not get the memo that Umbrella is evil now? They brought GOONS back to power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madder Red Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 It's been great getting to know you guys. I'm very happy to see this treaty. I look forward to our friendship developing further. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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