Burnsey Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 "CD – WAPA Amusement, now with more ‘semen’" Article I: Mutual Defense CD and WAPA, are like, attached at the hip yo. So obviously, an attack on one is going to be painful to the other, because you can’t really attack just one of us, you have to attack both of us (see, attached at the hip, we share nerves and whatnot). Therefore, anyone who attacks one of us will get swiftly thrashed by both of us. Don’t think we can’t do it either, we can. Also, we won’t stop thrashing you until whichever one of us got hit gets a formal apology. We want all brawls to come to a peaceful resolution. Both of us will always be open to talking about our problems and differences too, as we have both been to anger management and are eager to use our new conflict resolution skills (but still, you won’t like us when we’re angry). If one of us jumps into a fight for another friend, who is not necessarily a friend of the other twin, mutual backing-up is optional. Article II: Optional Aggression In the event that one of us decides to attack someone else, the other retains the right to do one of the following: 1.) Sit back and read a book. This is discouraged because reading is hard to do when the guy attached to your hip is pounding the crap out of someone. 2.) Hoot and cheer for the other while verbally assaulting the one being beat down by us. This includes all forms of political and financial support. 3.) The one we’re most encouraged and possibly most inclined to do, help with the thrashing. After all, Siamese twins stick together. Article III: Espionage Spying is bad. Both of us agree that we’ll respect each other’s privacy. So like, if one of us is getting laid, the other will try and mind their own business (hard though it may be). Invading the other’s privacy are grounds for a separation surgery within 24 hours of the event occurring. If one of us invades the privacy of someone else, this may also be grounds for separation surgery, but at our own discretion. Article IV: Termination In any event where one of us feels that it is time to go our separate ways, separation surgery can and will be pursued. Except in the case where Article III is violated, any twin that wants to separate will have to tell the other twin at least 5 days in advance, for which the entirety of they will remain fully bonded and adhere to the provisions contained within this document. The Undersigned do agree to respect and adhere to the Articles written above, and will sign it in blood. Signed for We Are Perth Army The Firm: Andymac64, Burnsey and Earl Dumarest Ministry of Foriegn Affairs: hassman Ministry of Defence: Luctian Ministry of Economics: Shmeestar Signed for Carpe Diem Kirsten, Sovereign of Assholiness Pyroman, Oracle of holiness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 o/ WAPA o/ CD I have to go change my underwear now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AironthFlamewing Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 YAY US O/WAPA O/ CD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bionic redhead Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 You also can't spell slaughter without laughter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithen Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 o/ Carpe Diem Congrats on the new treaty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nosoup4you Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 An Aquisgranan congrats to our fine friends in WAPA! o/ WAPA o/ CD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uisge beatha Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 well done on this new treaty guys. o/ WAPA o/ CD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Now this I like. Congrats guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnsey Posted January 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 This treaty is rated: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyroman Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Yes, in the darkness of these war times, comes the light that is CD and WAPA's love children. Happy to see this posted, it's about time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratonbox Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Congrats for this treaty! O/ WAPA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uranus Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 howdy WAPA. Our foreign affairs have been scarily active these last few months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selindryl Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 I loves me some WAPA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skable Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 That's just awesome Congrats to WAPA and CD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheListener Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 CD has been very busy lately, first GATO and now an upgrade with WAPA... very nicely done CD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Moldavi Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Congratulations to our comrades from Terra Cotta and WAPA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drai Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 WAPA YA CARP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassman Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 This is a fine treaty indeed. Shame that were going to cancel it in 15 minutes, bombings ETA 20 mins. CD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woref Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Excellent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elpadrino Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 (edited) congrats CD and WAPA Edited January 25, 2010 by elpadrino Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elpadrino Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 (edited) 2posts Edited January 25, 2010 by elpadrino Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmeestar Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Makin me Happy! WAPA YA BASS <3 YA CD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juilus Cesar dos Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Congratulations WAPA \o o/ WAPA o/ CD ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenb Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 congratulations to you both. Best wishes from Aquisgrana! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoabc Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 congratulation my friends... i am happy for this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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